What constitutes the perfect cooked breakfast?

[Bjornebye]

20 minutes ago, Trumo said:

Sauteed mushroom? That looks like overcooked black pudding or a lump of coal.

The plot thickens further because if you look closely at the mushroom/coal/black pudding you will see Penfold from Dangerous trying to escape 

[Bjornebye]

Can anyone else see it? 

[Fowlers God]

On 12/24/2018 at 8:44 PM, lifetime fan said:

 

Was exactly what was needed before hitting the shops to do my Christmas shopping. 

 

They have a 5 course pig and matched cider night at the end of January for £30 a head. 

 

Reckon it it would be rude not to...

You bought one present you cunt

[lifetime fan]

1 hour ago, Fowlers God said:

You bought one present you cunt

 

So I needed a breakfast and a pint before I went to buy the one present. 

 

 

[Bjornebye]

1 hour ago, Fowlers God said:

You bought one present you cunt

[Oh Buoy]

Breakfast of Champions. 

[Trumo]

See it on TV all the time. What's with this obsession to make scrambled eggs look like baby sick?

[mattyq]

What's that green thing?

[Bjornebye]

1 hour ago, mattyq said:

What's that green thing?

The Proton Pack is pretending its toast. Thats Slimer gone to fuck 

[skend04]

1 hour ago, Seasons said:

Breakfast of Champions. 

Been taking lessons from Lifey on how to make (burn) toast?

[Babb'sBurstNad]

1 hour ago, Seasons said:

Breakfast of Champions. 

I can only assume the "Champions" to which you refer are in fact a family of sex offenders.

[Mook]

1 hour ago, Seasons said:

Breakfast of Champions. 

This person rapes goats & not in a nice way either.

[Guest]

2 hours ago, Seasons said:

Breakfast of Champions. 

Champion was a wonder horse and he would wonder why bread and eggs have been so completely ruined.

[Captain Turdseye]

I had a big bar of Dairy Milk Caramel and a cup of tea for my brekky this morning. 

[Carvalho Diablo]

3 hours ago, Seasons said:

Breakfast of Champions. 

 

Scrambled eggs on toast can be ace (esp with cheese and tobasco).

 

Fuck knows what that monstosity is though.

[Mudface]

22 hours ago, TheHowieLama said:

 

 

Called the English Breakfast lovers bible - notice the image.

 

 

 

 

 

Bacon-maker par excellence Tim Hayward. "I love a fry up with all my congested heart," he says. "The full-fried is probably the UK's greatest gift to the civilised world – the erotic dance of sausage, bacon and egg, the grace note of black pudding, the righteous fried bread …" he trails off, dribbling.

"I find your views shocking and upsetting," says Seb Emina, author of the Breakfast Bible. "Fry-ups are a way of showing off good ingredients. You take bacon, egg, black pudding, mushrooms etc, cook them to your liking, and arrange them on a plate. That's it."

 

Notice the words.

 

8 hours ago, Bjornebye said:

Looks like he has taken a picture of the plastic breakfast in one of those little girls my first kitchen playsets 

Owned by Maddy, presumably.

[Elite]

2 hours ago, Captain Turdseye said:

I had a big bar of Dairy Milk Caramel and a cup of tea for my brekky this morning. 

I used have a bag of maltesers and a can of coke every morning on the way to work. 

[Bjornebye]

9 minutes ago, Elite said:

I used have a bag of maltesers and a can of coke every morning on the way to work. 

Elite on his way into work

 

[Elite]

1 minute ago, Bjornebye said:

Elite on his way into work

 

Fuck off. No way would I be seen dead dressing like Paul Bearer.

[Anubis]

Those scrambled eggs look far too dry. And the toast has been flambéd.

[Oh Buoy]

Some warming comments about my breakfast above bar Anubis who clearly lobs a jug of water on his eggs. 

[Tony Moanero]

Poached eggs on cheese on toast > scrambled eggs on toast.

[TheHowieLama]

Nothing is better than a poached egg on toast

[Oh Buoy]

9 minutes ago, Tony Moanero said:

Poached eggs on cheese on toast > scrambled eggs on toast.

I'm going to follow you around with a printed neg arrow if you continue with these shite ideas. 

[Anubis]

27 minutes ago, Seasons said:

Some warming comments about my breakfast above bar Anubis who clearly lobs a jug of water on his eggs. 

U ok hun? x