What constitutes the perfect cooked breakfast?

[TheHowieLama]

AKA the third best bacon

[Bjornebye]

16 minutes ago, Elite said:

Unsmoked.

I thought so. Do you read the bible Elite? 

[Bjornebye]

13 minutes ago, TheHowieLama said:

AKA the third best bacon

After smoked Bacon and No Bacon. 

[Elite]

2 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

I thought so. Do you read the bible Elite? 

Only when it's on your ma's lower back.

[Bjornebye]

2 minutes ago, Elite said:

Only when it's on your ma's lower back.

Thats a playboy bunny mate 

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

And the Lord said, make it crispy.

[SammyAftershave]

And I'm glad he blessed me that way.

[aRdja]

Venue: The Bristolian, Montpelier, Bristol

Price point: £9.50

Detailed ingredients: 2 x (Small) Sausage, 1 x Bacon, 1 x Black Pudding, 2 x Fried Eggs, Fried Potatoes, Sautéed Spinach, Tomato, Beans, a slice of sourdough bread

Verdict: Tasty, enjoyed everything on the plate, though bacon was overcooked. The fried potatoes might have been a controversial inclusion, but were very nice.. added a bit of crunch to the dish. Enjoyed the black pudding as well. 

[Captain Turdseye]

I’m at Addenbrookes hospital waiting for Mrs Turdseye to have a procedure. I thought I’d go down to the concourse and get a breakfast of literal hospital food so I could post a picture of it and get negged to buggery. Alas, they weren’t serving breakfasts so I had a Burger King instead. 

[Pidge]

11 minutes ago, aRdja said:

Venue: The Bristolian, Montpelier, Bristol

Price point: £9.50

Detailed ingredients: 2 x (Small) Sausage, 1 x Bacon, 1 x Black Pudding, 2 x Fried Eggs, Fried Potatoes, Sautéed Spinach, Tomato, Beans, a slice of sourdough bread

Verdict: Tasty, enjoyed everything on the plate, though bacon was overcooked. The fried potatoes might have been a controversial inclusion, but were very nice.. added a bit of crunch to the dish. Enjoyed the black pudding as well. 

Chipped leftover teddies are a staple inclusion back home, spinach might be a bit more controversial.  Using chives to hide the relative lack of yolk is a bit crafty too.  That looks good though.

[cloggypop]

Sautéed spinach? 

 

You've ruined all your good progress aRdja. 

[Babb'sBurstNad]

The hole in that slice of bread is mocking you.

[lifetime fan]

I like a potato component on my breakfast - you want to feel satiated after a fry in my opinion. 

 

I love spinach but not on a breakfast. 

[Pidge]

10 minutes ago, Captain Turdseye said:

I’m at Addenbrookes hospital waiting for Mrs Turdseye to have a procedure. I thought I’d go down to the concourse and get a breakfast of literal hospital food so I could post a picture of it and get negged to buggery. Alas, they weren’t serving breakfasts so I had a Burger King instead. 

Bean burger?

[Captain Turdseye]

1 minute ago, Pidge said:

Bean burger?

 

Whopper. 

 

 

You, not the burger. 

[aRdja]

13 minutes ago, Pidge said:

Chipped leftover teddies are a staple inclusion back home, spinach might be a bit more controversial.  Using chives to hide the relative lack of yolk is a bit crafty too.  That looks good though.

Regional variations of a fry-up.. I like it.

 

Scotland - Haggis

Ireland - White pudding 

West Country - Fried potatoes

 

Happy to confirm that I’ve ticked all those boxes.

[lifetime fan]

If I’m feeling up to it I might do myself a fry later for my tea. 

[Remmie]

aRdja I'm a bit disappointed that you've been seduced back into the murky underworld of bean appreciation. What do they have on you? 

[aRdja]

4 minutes ago, Remmie said:

aRdja I'm a bit disappointed that you've been seduced back into the murky underworld of bean appreciation. What do they have on you? 

@Captain Turdseye talked me into it. Explained to me the nuances e.g., give it a swerve if they look shiny and sticky. @Tony Moanero gave his support too IIRC.

[Jarvinja Ilnow]

1 hour ago, aRdja said:

Venue: The Bristolian, Montpelier, Bristol

Price point: £9.50

Detailed ingredients: 2 x (Small) Sausage, 1 x Bacon, 1 x Black Pudding, 2 x Fried Eggs, Fried Potatoes, Sautéed Spinach, Tomato, Beans, a slice of sourdough bread

Verdict: Tasty, enjoyed everything on the plate, though bacon was overcooked. The fried potatoes might have been a controversial inclusion, but were very nice.. added a bit of crunch to the dish. Enjoyed the black pudding as well. 

This fry-up campaign of yours is like one of those celebrity road trips. Get onto channel 4 asap.

[Remmie]

18 minutes ago, aRdja said:

@Captain Turdseye talked me into it. Explained to me the nuances e.g., give it a swerve if they look shiny and sticky. @Tony Moanero gave his support too IIRC.

Moanero is on the anti-bean alliance, I doubt he's part of your sick plan. 

[aRdja]

31 minutes ago, Remmie said:

Moanero is on the anti-bean alliance, I doubt he's part of your sick plan. 

Oh yeah, he might have been debating the merits of having tomato on the plate.

[mattyq]

Why do you persist in 'price point'? Just use Price or Cost 

I suspect the beans are addling your brain

[aRdja]

3 minutes ago, mattyq said:

Why do you persist in 'price point'? Just use Price or Cost 

I suspect the beans are addling your brain

It’s probably one for the corporate bellendery thread.

[Remmie]

13 minutes ago, aRdja said:

It’s probably one for the corporate bellendery thread.

Good to see a man admit when he's wrong, let's hope you realise your bean false hopes are just that.