Did anyone else used to think as a kid that the fanny hole was....

[LFC4LIFE]

This was asked on Google answers recently.

 

 

 

Are unborn babies natural vampires?

 

No the blood is used to support the baby during pregnancy. When a woman aint pregnant the blood has no use.

[Stouffer]

Any one else look at their replies to old threads and can almost believe someone else made them?

[Trumo]

Any one else look at their replies to old threads and can almost believe someone else made them?

 

When I saw the title, I thought I might have posted something in it before. I've just read a post by Steve Holt (who incidentally went by the name of 'sabbathfan' back then) and I was going to reply, but scrolling down I noticed that I already had. The strange thing is, my reply then was almost exactly what I was going to put just now!

[Elite]

Forgot I even started this thread. Nice bump.

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

My Sister thought babies came out of your arse. Did she get a shock when she gave birth.

[General Dryness]

My Sister thought babies came out of your arse. Did she get a shock when she gave birth.

 

I imagine the conception was a bit of a surprise too.

[lifetime fan]

There was a lad in my class at school who, during the sex education class (the only one we got at primary school) asked the nurse (cos the school nurse took the class) "What about arse pounding?"

 

I kid you not. He was 11 years old. The woman's face hit the floor.

Brilliant.

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

I imagine the conception was a bit of a surprise too.

It was immaculate.

[Elite]

It was immaculate.

Like the virgin mary or no muddy helmet?

[dennis tooth]

So how does Nv piss when he talks?

[Pony Princess]

There was a lad in our secondary school during the first few years when we were like 12 who was always going on about how many birds he shagged, he used to say that when you get to the fanny there was two holes and you had to make sure you guided the cock into one.  Then some of the more astute people would like 'yeah but thats the arse, you go in the fanny'.  He was like 'no, when you get to the fanny you have to either go in the minge or the piss hole'

 

Reminds me of the Inbetweeners.  'yeah.. some girls like the balls in...'

[General Dryness]

There was a lad in our secondary school during the first few years when we were like 12 who was always going on about how many birds he shagged, he used to say that when you get to the fanny there was two holes and you had to make sure you guided the cock into one.  Then some of the more astute people would like 'yeah but thats the arse, you go in the fanny'.  He was like 'no, when you get to the fanny you have to either go in the minge or the piss hole'

 

Reminds me of the Inbetweeners.  'yeah.. some girls like the balls in...'

 

Thats merely observant. Astute would know if any hole was a goal before they got to that stage.

[Bjornebye]

I lost my virginity at 15 to the 19 year old girl who was babysitting my little brother after I got in from a night on the ale somewhere. She had raided my dad's drinks cupboard with her mate so when I got in, we were both pissed, her mate left and the conversation quickly turned to sex. After a bit of flirting we were on the couch taking our clothes off and I remember sobering up completely with panic that if this happens I need to get it in the right hole! I'd fingered girls before but always had it in my head that i was going to mess up when it came to it. I got it right thankfully and the next 12 seconds was as good as it got in life up until that moment. 

[General Dryness]

You forgot to start with "Forgive me Father, for I have sinned..."

[Fowlers God]

I remember before I'd had sex and while wanking as a kid that Fat Fannys where gonna be the best. How wrong could a man (boy) be.

[General Dryness]

Fucking hell, this thread is wringing some frank admissions out of people.

[Mike D]

In junior school we were standing round laughing and joking about "stiffys"

 

until I said "imagine having sex with a stiffy" to which it went quiet and my mate said something along the lines of "thats what you do dickhead" 

[Jairzinho]

In junior school we were standing round laughing and joking about "stiffys"

 

until I said "imagine having sex with a stiffy" to which it went quiet and my mate said something along the lines of "thats what you do dickhead" 

 

Give it another 50 years and your joke will go down much better amongst your mates.

[FanchesterCity]

I got most of my sex education sneaking looks at my mate's dad's porn stash, going to the library and sneaking a look at 'The Joy Of Sex' and then some lass the same age as me, but streets ahead in development.

 

I used to think a clit was the whole thing (as you might at a tender age).

 

But question for ya now.....

 

How many had a 'thing' for one of your mate's mums? - I'm pretty convinced every lad who ever breathed has gone through that stage.

[Mike D]

 

But question for ya now.....

 

How many had a 'thing' for one of your mate's mums? - I'm pretty convinced every lad who ever breathed has gone through that stage.

pics or gtf 

[Champ]

I couldnt even begin to tell you....

[FanchesterCity]

When a woman says "I couldn't even begin...."

 

She could.

[Champ]

When a woman says "I couldn't even begin...."

 

She could.

 

I've toyed with it (one for the innuendo lovers there) but I really couldnt

[General Dryness]

I've toyed with it (one for the innuendo lovers there) but I really couldnt

 

Come on Champy, you can openly discuss your fanny on a forum full of people you don't know, which your teenage son also reads.

 

I can't possibly see any problem with that.

[Champ]

Come on Champy, you can openly discuss your fanny on a forum full of men you don't know, which your teenage son also reads.

 

I can't possibly see any problem with that.

 

Fear not, HLM, it was just a memory of way more innocent days

 

Edit. I dont think he's ventured beyond the MF yet....but I aint taking too many chances