I got into a fight with some army punk the other night

[stevebaby]

And then you woke up.

...thrashing hysterically in a foetid cesspit of his own corrupt sweat and dripping a thin pitiful trickle of adolescent jism.*

 

 

 

 

 

*Which may or may not have been his.

[dennis tooth]

They let peados get another chance in life to bum children

 

They should let Philly have another chance at this, minus the gay homophobe rantery. Surely.

 

I mean I wished someones family dead, I went too far of course by specifying it to be a plane crash and now realise my mistake. I now realise that most people in life have at some time or another lost a family member in a plane crash so I touching a sensitive area hence everyones disgust. Had I said a helicopter crash I'd probably got rep as well that's a posh peoples way of death unless they happen to crash on poor people but the posh people I know have a lot more class than that, even while burning to death whilst paralysed from the neck down with shrapnel in the spinal column in a flaming wreckage and semi conscious. Anyway this is my plea to have Philly reinstated with full honours, maybe with a new username, I think the name that describes him best is mypost, it just rolls off the tongue. It encapsulates what he is about also as it is self stating and it would let noone be in any doubt who writing was written in the post we wouldn't have to ask as it would be right there clear as day. If anyone where to have by chance say, taken that username, oops sorry, I just promised it to Philly and he's making his homecoming after a while in the wilderness, if you want to be the one without a heart and stand in his way then you'd better bring your girlfreind and she better be ready to watch some pool.

Hopefully it will just be an idle account no one is using but it if it appears to have been deleted or overwritten and there'd be no sense reinstating that person as Dave U would already have upset the first mypost by overwwriting it, no sense in upsetting two people now would there?

[TheBitch]

 

I can handle myself and my car, junior.

 

I should've said cops instead of bizzies.

 

Classic Phily. He just ain't as funny on twitter as I hoped he'd be.

 

Also, I miss Leeson, the bad negging bastard.

[Spy Bee]

This was just cut and pasted. And Phily wasn't funny he was a weapon!

[Fugitive]

Phily was a massive twat.

[dennis tooth]

This was just cut and pasted. And Phily wasn't funny he was a weapon!

 

Well in that case we need to find who made the original and have him as an honory member.

[Nomad]

His storys where always shit and made up lies.

 

Love the part where he said he smashed the lads head into a windowscreen because he tried to sucker punch him when he wasnt looking.

 

Did he not realise he said he smashed him with a cue when the lad wasnt looking.

 

Moron.

[JohnnyH]

Regardless of Philly being a bit of a dick, especially with his rant at the end, this was a fucking funny thread.

[TheBitch]

Regardless of Philly being a bit of a dick, especially with his rant at the end, this was a fucking funny thread.

 

 

Correct.

 

Now where the fuck is Leeson. The bad negging bastard.

[Stu Monty]

Correct.

 

Now where the fuck is Leeson. The bad negging bastard.

 

I've got him locked in my basement and I periodically go down there and stick my cock in his ear.

 

So yeah, our negging war didn't end too well for him.

[Jim MM]

His storys where always shit and made up lies.

 

Love the part where he said he smashed the lads head into a windowscreen because he tried to sucker punch him when he wasnt looking.

 

Did he not realise he said he smashed him with a cue when the lad wasnt looking.

 

Moron.

 

In fairness, when that point was raised earlier in the thread he did point out that he had warned online gaming friend to watch his back, a courtesy his friend did not reciprocate. Philly followed the correct protocol at all times and went above and beyond the call of duty to show complete and total respect for the rules of engagement.

Surely anyone who can produce such tenderly crafted portraits of gay wrestlers can be neither homophobic nor belligerant.

[Guest Pistonbroke]

Now i know what Charles Penrose was on about. Hilarious thread and the original post is like something out of the Readers kids section in an American teen Bronx magazine. Funny shit.

[Pidge]

STONE COLD STUNUER

 

Quality thread, well played The-Sir. Right, I'm off to run the tables on some fools.

[Joe Le Taxi]

Originally from 4Chan.

[silverlining]

What a truly marvellous thread. Has this insane halfwit ever returned?

[RoboRiise]

This is the world we live in, get used to it.

 

This thread is definitely in the pantheon of TLW classics.

[Sugar Ape]

Bump

 

[Pony Princess]

Philly's work keeps getting posted on 4chan's sports page when there is a wrestling thread. I'll be browsing and suddenly see that wonderful sketch of a mentally retarded Rock.

[Joe Le Taxi]

I posted The Rock and Shawn Michaels pictures on a wrestling forum I visit.

[Kevin D]

Bump.

[stringvest]

just thinking about that drawing thread makes me giggle.

[Iceman]

Bones for the win.

 

[Nasty Lizard]

..........I looked over at his girl, she was biting her bottom lip hard. I decided to leave before the bizzies showed up, and grabbed her by the wrist taking her with me to show her what a real man can do for her. I liked that pub, but it looks like I'm going to have to lay low for a while.

 

Pics of the bitch or GTFO?

[TheBitch]

Classic.

[Remmie]

Heh, thats true aswell. Im Chinese and you wont believe what it gets you out of. Must be fate or something.

No way are you Chinese?????? I had you nailed on as Welsh.

 

You learn something new everyday