Mr. T vs Chuck Norris

[Monkeywool]

Mr T, easily. He will go all Clubber Lang on the ginger fuck.

[Elmyn Noos]

Mr T, easily. He will go all Clubber Lang on the ginger fuck.

 

Clubber Lang was beaten by Rocky Balboa. Norris would shit all over Balboa whilst eating Sing Chow Vermicelli and not get one single noodle entangled in his beard whilst doing so.

[Special K]

This is what T would look like after the fight.

[Ezekiel 25:17]

Got to be T, who the fuck is Chuck Norris anyway, a duche with a fora repuation and thats about it. Some of the Mr T facts are the funniest things you will ever read, a couple of classics:

 

 

{If you rearrange the letters in Mr. T, he'll fucking break you.

 

{Mr. T is so scary that his hair is actually afraid to grow. The only reason he has a mohawk is because it's in his blind spot.

 

{The General Mills cereal company fired Mr. T from his job of coming up with new cereal ideas. Unfortunately for us all, they would not allow Mr. T to create a cereal that was made with chunks of raw meat and gold.

 

{Mr. T defeated Stephen Hawking at Rock-Paper-Scissors in 1972, and again in 1985 using his trademarked Mohawk Chop (three papers, thrown aggressively). Mr. T vehemently denies choosing this strategy solely because Stephen Hawking cannot physically make scissors, and pities the fool who brings up the subject to his face.

 

A class Mr T page. http://www.intrawebnet.com/mr_t/

[Monkeywool]

Clubber Lang was beaten by Rocky Balboa. Norris would shit all over Balboa whilst eating Sing Chow Vermicelli and not get one single noodle entangled in his beard whilst doing so.

 

Clubber let Balboa win, I am certain he was managed by Don King. If he wanted to (like the first fight) he would kick Balboa's ass up and down Philly twice.