The Things About Football That Make You Realise You’re Old As Fuck Thread

[DalyanPete]

Being able to walk into Melwood, watch the players train, get some autographs not realising it was "an experience"

[The wanderer]

1 hour ago, DalyanPete said:

Being able to walk into Melwood, watch the players train, get some autographs not realising it was "an experience"

Fuck yeah I remember being able to see into the pavilion there and there was a casey  tied up to a joist for the lads to practice headers.

[DalyanPete]

3 hours ago, The wanderer said:

casey  tied up to a joist

That was so funny, state of the heading practice. You never felt you weren't supposed to be there.

[Arniepie]

getting into the ground about 3 hrs before kick off.Getting a boss spec on a crush barrier and then some 6 foot 6 grebo stands in front of you at aprox 14.59. 

 

booing the ref and linesman when they came out to inspect the pitch(they always looked like your uncle)

 

blagging in the kids gate,aged 22.

[Fugitive]

Why is everyone calling anyone half decent a ‘baller’?

 

Fuck off with this shite. Every time I hear that fucking word, I want to skin cunts alive and use their flesh to beat them to death.

It’s even worse when you hear someone over the age of 18 use it, the twats.

[stringvest]

34 minutes ago, Fugitive said:

Why is everyone calling anyone half decent a ‘baller’?

 

Fuck off with this shite. Every time I hear that fucking word, I want to skin cunts alive and use their flesh to beat them to death.

It’s even worse when you hear someone over the age of 18 use it, the twats.

 

have you ever wished you were a little bit taller?

 

I know it's fucking annoying.  It's less hipster and more clueless gobshite.

[VladimirIlyich]

15 hours ago, Fugitive said:

Why is everyone calling anyone half decent a ‘baller’?

 

Fuck off with this shite. Every time I hear that fucking word, I want to skin cunts alive and use their flesh to beat them to death.

It’s even worse when you hear someone over the age of 18 use it, the twats.

Yank shit again. Social Media is turning kids into moronic robots. And plenty of adults too 'I'm super excited' No,you're very excited 'It's awesome' No,it isn't a miraculous experience it's just very good,excellent at best.

Fuck off you idiots!!!

[AngryOfTuebrook]

22 years ago.

Half of our squad weren't born when this happened.

[sir roger]

Very good of Ged H to insist on giving Paul Scholes a security job.

[aws]

1 hour ago, sir roger said:

Very good of Ged H to insist on giving Paul Scholes a security job.

Especially as he’d be shit at tackling any pitch invader.