Other Football 2023/24

[Tenfolder]

Nice of Everton to help sort Villas goal difference after the blasting they got last weekend.

[Pidge]

That Danjuma is utter wank as well, gives it away every time.

[TD_LFC]

Coutinho's still  got that shoulder drop then.

[Jarvinja Ilnow]

This one of you lot on the BBC? Great name.

 

Ross Bone: At what point is it acceptable to start saying “you fear for Everton, you really do”?

[Tenfolder]

3 minutes ago, TD_LFC said:

Coutinho's still  got that shoulder drop then.

 

Also looks like he might have a long lay off on the sidelines, looks to have done his knee there.

[Nelly-Szoboszlai]

Looks like a bad one for Coutinho. Just what he needs with his persistent back injury too.

[Anubis]

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I understand that Dyche is teetering on the brink of leaving such is the lack of support from the Everton hierarchy. If he leaves say before the Wolves game, who would take big Dunc as his replacement? If not him, who is available?

 

Oh hell yeah, I’d take Big Dunc.

 

[Pidge]

Is there a rule against using a stretcher?  Why the fuck would you walk an injured player around the whole pitch...

[Anubis]

Loads of time for a come back….

[bizzle10]

7 minutes ago, Jarvinja Ilnow said:

This one of you lot on the BBC? Great name.

 

Ross Bone: At what point is it acceptable to start saying “you fear for Everton, you really do”?

Hahaha lovely stuff 

[Jordy Brouwer]

It might finally be it for Everton this season. This might be like when Wiley Coyote finally gets the Road Runner. 

 

No more lives and no more last mintue saves. 

[Nelly-Szoboszlai]

Just now, Jordy Brouwer said:

It might finally be it for Everton this season. This might be like when Wiley Coyote finally gets the Road Runner. 

 

No more lives and no more last mintue saves. 

I hope so. But, with Luton and Sheff Utd in the league, there’s probably going to be just the one relegation spot left. Sadly, I think there might be one team worse than the bloooooos. 

[Chocoholic]

Relegation 6-pointer on the 3rd weekend of the season. Some going.

[TheDrowningMan]

They’re as good as safe. There’s no way they’ll be one of the three worst, although 16th might well be their ceiling.

[Reckoner]

6 minutes ago, Jordy Brouwer said:

It might finally be it for Everton this season. This might be like when Wiley Coyote finally gets the Road Runner. 

 

No more lives and no more last mintue saves. 

It might feel anti climactic when it finally happens. Like it was the wanting it to happen was the enjoyable bit.  Watching them be incredibly shit year after year provides some marvellous entertainment. 
That said, it will be funny.

[johnsusername]

6 minutes ago, TheDrowningMan said:

They’re as good as safe. There’s no way they’ll be one of the three worst, although 16th might well be their ceiling.

 

They are absolutely one of the worst teams in the league. Played 2, scored none, conceded 5. They were shit last season, and are just as if not more shit this season.

 

Although, maybe you just don't want to tempt fate, in which case fair enough.

[AngryOfTuebrook]

5 minutes ago, TheDrowningMan said:

They’re as good as safe. 

Really? 

 

There are two teams who are probably worse than them and there are three relegation spots.  They can't score and they can't keep clean sheets. 

 

They are absolute turd and this could be the year they are pumped untreated onto a beach.

[bizzle10]

10 minutes ago, TheDrowningMan said:

They’re as good as safe. There’s no way they’ll be one of the three worst, although 16th might well be their ceiling.

The only thing in their favour is the transfer window is still open they badly need a goal scorer and they can’t rely on DCL 

[Jimmy Hills Chin]

19 hours ago, Bjornebye said:

I'm dying to see what Foden is gonna look like when he's 40 the little manc rat. if someone asked me to draw a manc I'd draw him 

Just imagine a tattoo of him on a ball sack and you probably wouldn't be far off.

[manwiththestick]

3 minutes ago, bizzle10 said:

The only thing in their favour is the transfer window is still open they badly need a goal scorer and they can’t rely on DCL 

Che Adams to the rescue.

[AngryOfTuebrook]

3 minutes ago, bizzle10 said:

The only thing in their favour is the transfer window is still open they badly need a goal scorer and they can’t rely on DCL 

Like the co-commentator on Sky ("Andy") said, who would want to go there if they were good enough to have other options?

[Scott_M]

I hope a few more Chelsea supporters get knocked out today. 

[Anubis]

At least we won’t have to listen to Izzy Christiansen on co-commentary.

 

[Anubis]

Oh Christ, it’s Carragher.

[polymerpunkah]

What were the odds Paqueta would go off injured in under five minutes?