Someone obscure you'd like to crane kick

[razor]

11 hours ago, Bruce Spanner said:

Nearly got into a proper fight with a smack head on the train last night. He was being a clown and causing a scene so I told him to fucking sit down and shut up, I was a bit pissed.

 

Anyhows he obviously takes offence at this and says something along the lines of ‘I’ll rip you throat out in a minute’ I tell him he would have done it already if he had any chance of doing so and it’s probably best for all concerned that he shuts up and fucks off.

 

He then starts on some nonsense about his uncles funeral and I just stare him down until he stops. He’s realised at this point that I’m bigger than him, stronger than him and now I’m fucking furious as well.

 

He calls the train guard and tells the guard I’ve been picking on him and he wants an apology! 

 

The train guard, poor guy, honestly said are you willing to apologise?

 

I replied ‘Don’t be fucking soft’ and had this weird stand off where a clearly now ‘sober’ smack rat had realised I wasn’t backing down and actually wanted to kick his head in.

 

Should have crane kicked the cunt into rehab.

 

...and then when I got home my top fell off....

 

[Ezekiel 25:17]

Bob Carolgees.

[Ezekiel 25:17]

On 29/07/2023 at 19:23, Harry Squatter said:

The fella who runs the Plaza Cinema in Crosby. He's a proper obnoxious jobsworth who would start an argument on a deserted planet. 

 

 

True and he has a face like he was delivered via his mothers arse.

[Ezekiel 25:17]

On 29/07/2023 at 23:18, Section_31 said:

Frank Gardner. He'd be on the blower to Stephanie Beacham or some shit moaning about how he was left on the plane again on his way back from Beirut and how they should hook up for mocktails and I'd just run up and catch hin unawares. He'd full back in his chair shouting "you just fucked with the wrong marine!" And I'd just run off shouting "make a documentary about that fucko."

 

I'd probably do time in an open jail but I'd be up for that to be honest. PlayStation 2 with Fred the Weatherman in the common room and some light gardening.

 

 

On the wheel chair theme, 

 

This fella too.

 

 

 

 

 

[lifetime fan]

Is Johnny Mercer obscure enough? 

[Harry's Lad]

That woman with the permagrin and irritating voice off the Omaze advert.

Couldn't do it myself mind, violence towards women is a definite no no.

Good job Mrs HL hates her too.

[Fugitive]

 

Pair of annoying cunts deserve a good kicking.

[Lurtz]

This cunt on Tipping Point just now who kept air punching when he got a question right. Prick just got knocked out. Sadly not literally. 

 

[Lurtz]

Controversial? DGAF.

 

Not funny. TV / radio / podcast goes off instantly. 

 

[Fugitive]

7 minutes ago, Redder Lurtz said:

Controversial? DGAF.

 

Not funny. TV / radio / podcast goes off instantly. 

 

Well if we are being really honest, a midget.

 

Any midget will do. I have always wondered how far you could make one fly with a good kick.

[Section_31]

The former Japanese emperor with the massive melon. Imagine connecting with that? Additional bonus would be how freaked out all the bystanders would be, imperial shogun topping themselves left and right.

 

[Pete]

My Neighbour. Manc cunt.

Oh and his loud, obnoxious, gobby fat bitch of a wife.  

[Trumo]

Julia Garner. Unbefitting level of smugness for someone who looks like an exhumed crack whore.

[Lurtz]

34 minutes ago, Trumo said:

Julia Garner. Unbefitting level of smugness for someone who looks like an exhumed crack whore.

 

Brilliant in Ozarks though. 

[Creator Supreme]

1 hour ago, Trumo said:

Julia Garner. Unbefitting level of smugness for someone who looks like an exhumed crack whore.

Isn't she the blonde lass on the new Nespresso advert with Clooney?

[Nelly-Szoboszlai]

This fucking lying bastard on the British Seniors Over 50 Life Insurance advert who phones up for a quote and gives her age as “50” when she’s quite clearly well fucking older. 

[lifetime fan]

The stupid bitch this morning who wouldn't reverse 10ft back into an opening we both knew was there, resulting in me having to reverse nearly 200 yards. The same stupid bitch who then refused to make eye contact, say thank you or even acknowledge me as she drove past. 

 

The horrible fat, daily mail reading, tory and brexit voting, Cornish cunt. 

 

 

[Jairzinho]

20 hours ago, Ezekiel 25:17 said:

 

 

On the wheel chair theme, 

 

This fella too.

 

 

 

 

 

 

19 hours ago, Redder Lurtz said:

Controversial? DGAF.

 

Not funny. TV / radio / podcast goes off instantly. 

 

 

Tremendous shouts.

[Jairzinho]

Mary Berry. No idea if the selection is obscure or not, obviously she isn't particularly.

 

She just seems like an annoying cunt.

[cloggypop]

Any of these twats around Leiden that own a street organ. 

 

 

[Bruce Spanner]

 

[Ezekiel 25:17]

Pretty much anyone in a day time tv advert , so I'll go with..

 

This life insurance cunt, 'I'm 30 and a none smoker with red hair'  that's great ok 20 quid a month.

 

What you don't need any more details like his name or address or bank details ?

 

 

Kick him and the operator woman.

 

 

 

[Fugitive]

Kapow!!!! Right on the spoilt little shites jaw.

 

 

[sir roger]

2 hours ago, Ezekiel 25:17 said:

Pretty much anyone in a day time tv advert , so I'll go with..

 

This life insurance cunt, 'I'm 30 and a none smoker with red hair'  that's great ok 20 quid a month.

 

What you don't need any more details like his name or address or bank details ?

 

 

Kick him and the operator woman.

 

 

 

 

Its £8 per month and you get 10% of your first years payments back. 

So about £9 then, big fucking wowser.

[Total Longo]

On 29/07/2023 at 23:18, Section_31 said:

Frank Gardner. He'd be on the blower to Stephanie Beacham or some shit moaning about how he was left on the plane again on his way back from Beirut and how they should hook up for mocktails and I'd just run up and catch hin unawares. He'd full back in his chair shouting "you just fucked with the wrong marine!" And I'd just run off shouting "make a documentary about that fucko."

 

I'd probably do time in an open jail but I'd be up for that to be honest. PlayStation 2 with Fred the Weatherman in the common room and some light gardening.

He'd be almost too easy to crane kick as well, look at him. This is simply lazy, Mark.