Summer 2023 Transfer Thread

[Carra_is_legend]

2 hours ago, Bloke said:

 

Why do you constantly share other team's irrelevant signings on here?

 

Plenty here rely on Scott to keep us up-to-date with transfers.

 

Keep them coming Scott!

[Scott_M]

14 minutes ago, Anubis said:

Reports we and the Hammers are talking to Hincapie.

 

11 minutes ago, Elite said:

If we lose out to West Ham, that would be a self-esteem destroyer. Like being rejected by a fat girl.

Allegedly has the same agent as Caicedo. 

[TheHowieLama]

Caicedo's agent is a fat girl?

 

Huge if true.

[Scott_M]

2 minutes ago, TheHowieLama said:

Caicedo's agent is a fat girl?

 

Huge if true.

Not as huge as her. 

[Scott_M]

For absolutely no reason other that gut feel, I like the prospect of that Belgium lad with the really shite hair over Hincapie. 
 

Obviously Xabi would give a truthful reference. 

[Guest]

If it's a fat girl she will surely choose Ham over Pool. But if she sees Liver she won't know what to do.

 

[Scott_M]

Seen a few bits on this today, Paqueta or his family / friends in some sort of betting ring. 

Probably lodged all his bets with 8XBET…

 

[YNWAViking]

Crazy. The guy earn so much and yet he/his family still want to risk it all by doing that shit. So dumb.

[Mudface]

30 minutes ago, Section_31 said:

I reckon we're gonna get  Gravenberch AND the lad from Palace. I've no proof, just feel it in my water that shenanigans are afoot.

 

Sounds like the night I thought I was on a promise. Had 6 pints and a couple of spliffs, and got woken up in front of the PC at 6 am with her telling me I'd best turn Pornhub off before the kids got up and she was off to the gym.

[YNWAViking]

No Gravenberch on yet. Kane just scored though.

[Guest]

37 minutes ago, Section_31 said:

I reckon we're gonna get  Gravenberch AND the lad from Palace. I've no proof, just feel it in my water that shenanigans are afoot.

Looks like I picked the wrong day to stop drinking Coca-Cola and eating Mentos simultaneously..

[YNWAViking]

Laimer on for Goretzka. Gravenberch sad. 

[Elite]

3 minutes ago, YNWAViking said:

Laimer on for Goretzka. Gravenberch sad. 

Like the 3 ghosts of Liverpool FC Transfer thread past.

[YNWAViking]

Three more subs for Bayern. No Gravenberch. 

[House of Dirk]

6 minutes ago, Elite said:

Like the 3 ghosts of Liverpool FC Transfer thread past.

 

 

Adds in Simao Sabrosa for giggles and shits

[YNWAViking]

Gravenberch never came on. Same as Pavard. Both are rumoured to leave Bayern.

 

Gravenberch has played 33 games for Bayern, 937 minutes in total, an average of 28 minutes per game. Not much. 

[Code]

52 minutes ago, Anubis said:

Reports we and the Hammers are talking 

[Scott_M]

Bayern coast to a 4-0 win today, Gravenberch on the bench doesn’t feature at all. 

[TheHowieLama]

Yes, depth.

[Anubis]

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[Scott_M]

[Barrington Womble]

1 hour ago, Scott_M said:

Seen a few bits on this today, Paqueta or his family / friends in some sort of betting ring. 

Probably lodged all his bets with 8XBET…

 

West ham must be fucking gutted they hadn't got this through first. Wonder if the transfer triggered this being announced, FIFA were just investigating before it got to this point and have had to flag it. 

[3 Stacks]

Of course it turns out Paqueta is a fucking idiot, after I have championed him for a few years and right before a massive move to City, to prove how right I was. 

 

 

 

[an tha]

Seeing links for Lemina at Wolves.

 

Surely not another 30 year old!....

[Megadrive Man]

9 minutes ago, an tha said:

Seeing links for Lemina at Wolves.

 

Surely not another 30 year old!....

 

We're in danger of turning the midfield in to a bad mix of players at the start of their career and players at the end.

 

I don't understand why we haven't carried on signing players of a similar age to Mac and Sob.