Summer 2023 Transfer Thread

[diamondjoe]

That was a fine season we had there for a minute.

[Red Phoenix]

Southampton must be laughing their fucking heads off right now. Just get Lavia for 50/60mil and use the rest of the cash we have for a defender or two. Or go for Andre then however many others we can get.

 

Anyway at least we know there's cash now so it should be time for this clown show to start coming to an end by actually signing more players.

[lifetime fan]

28 minutes ago, TheHowieLama said:

 

Release clause?

And as you asked the last time, the answer is still the same. 
 

There is some sort or release clause: agreement between Caceido and Brighton. 
 

And as I said last time I don’t know what that is. 

[stringvest]

Leave it Jurgen; he's not worth it

[clockspeed]

55 minutes ago, Barrington Womble said:

did they take a punt? or did they just bid in the everton/alan shearer manner? 

Think they did .  I would suspect there is a degree of pettiness between us and Chelsea ref Colwill , Lavia and Caicedo .  We didn’t bid this amount knowing it would be turned down by player with all the problems showing our pot of money available will cause in the next two weeks with any club we contact. This is not over by a long chalk if this wee shit does come I will accept him with open arms . He is exactly what we need even though I not fussed on his personality/character

[TheHowieLama]

4 minutes ago, lifetime fan said:

And as you asked the last time, the answer is still the same. 
 

There is some sort or release clause: agreement between Caceido and Brighton. 
 

And as I said last time I don’t know what that is. 

 

The clubs bidding for him would know it.

[CapeRed]

1 hour ago, Baltar said:

This Caceido and Lavia debacle has left a bitter taste in the mouth. So utterly embarrassing and a stain on a club of our stature. To preserve the little dignity we have left in this window, I hope we stop pursuing any further futile deals and go into the season with what we have. Which is not enough but the dickhead owners have let the squad deteriorate for years now and our best hope is that they fuck off and are replaced with somebody actually competent.

And somebody competent would be ??

[Colonel Bumcunt]

3 hours ago, Colonel Bumcunt said:

Even if this deal doesn't happen, the die had been cast, we can shop in Harrods.   

Just as I thought.  Nevermind, let's Scrooge McDuck this shit. 

[lifetime fan]

11 minutes ago, TheHowieLama said:

 

The clubs bidding for him would know it.

I haven’t been told it, I’ve shared what I’ve been told and have been consistent in that for months. 
 

I’m not gonna make something up just to satisfy you. 

[Rick Sanchez C-137]

24 minutes ago, diamondjoe said:

That was a fine season we had there for a minute.

This one of the worst for up and down in a short space of time.

 

Sign a quality DM FSG you fucking jabronis

[niallers]

If he wants Chelsea then let him off. We should give him a deadline of 12 tonight and then pull out. I've no issues with a player not wanting to come and klopp doesn't want that type either.

We will have to pay more for lavia though but it is what it is.

Let's not all get hysterical fannyitis until its deadline day and we're looking in the jupilor league for a least minute loan deal.

[TheHowieLama]

2 minutes ago, lifetime fan said:

I haven’t been told it, I’ve shared what I’ve been told and have been consistent in that for months. 
 

I’m not gonna make something up just to satisfy you. 

 

I understand you are repeating what your mate told you - I think he is incorrect. That has nothing to do with you.

Release clauses are made known for a reason.

We didn't just guess at the clauses for the two players we have brought in.

[TheHowieLama]

Just now, niallers said:

If he wants Chelsea then let him off. We should give him a deadline of 12 tonight and then pull out.

 

We should give Brighton a deadline.

[DalyanPete]

3 hours ago, CapeRed said:

Haha I have to admit I thought it would be another FSG special Pete. Looks like I was wrong.

We might have to hold back on this  just fucking sign!

[DalyanPete]

Very strange this. This morning Sly said he got pissed off with Chelsea dithering, now they're saying he feels a loyalty to Chelsea as they've wanted him all along. Make your fuckin minds up, can't have it both ways or maybe they know as much as we do?

[Ronnie Whelan]

Caicedo owes us fuck all. He's a poor kid from Ecuador who has a brilliant talent that has taken him and his family out of poverty. If he goes there, he can fuck off but I wouldn't begrudge him the money. We are a world famous club and rightly or wrongly for a foreign kid, Chelsea are too. He grew up dreaming of playing for Real or Barca probably. Football clubs let kids go every day of the week, often lads born and bred down the road from them. They don't lose any sleep for their shattered dreams. There's no loyalty in this business.

 

If he is fucking us around by not doing the medical, we should pull the plug and move on.

 

Having said that, I would love him here. He's a brilliant talent and could be a huge player for us.

 

Right now, it's all clickbait shite. Sure all morning there was nonsense of whether Kane was on the plane or not, or whether he was staying. It's a journalist wet dream having us and Chelsea seemingly fighting it out for him, even more so with the game coming up.

[Moctezuma]

Just now, DalyanPete said:

Very strange this. This morning Sly said he got pissed off with Chelsea dithering, now they're saying he feels a loyalty to Chelsea as they've wanted him all along. Make your fuckin minds up, can't have it both ways or maybe they know as much as we do?

Perhaps Chelsea have improved the personal terms in the intervening period and the agent is trying to get out of the Liverpool deal but Chelsea are finding it difficult to raise the funds to top the £111m due to FFP issues?

 

Difficult to know until it all blows over.

[BeefStroganoff]

Chelsea can’t afford the fee because of ffp

[DalyanPete]

Breaking news! HE WANTS CHELSEA.

[DalyanPete]

2 minutes ago, Moctezuma said:

 

 

Difficult to know until it all blows over.

It just has according to Sky

[bizzle10]

This has more twists than fucking eastenders 

[Mark M]

3 minutes ago, bizzle10 said:

This has more twists than fucking eastenders 

and just as depressing 

[3 Stacks]

10 minutes ago, BeefStroganoff said:

Chelsea can’t afford the fee because of ffp

A positive theory from Beefy Boy? Is this real life?

[Babb'sBurstNad]

1 minute ago, Mark M said:

and just as depressing 

 

Nah, Ian Beale crying and saying "I've got nothing left" was funnier than most sit-coms.

[Alan Sex]

So if we pull out of Caicedo, can we go over to Real and spunk our prepared load on Chow Meiny?