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Darwin Nunez - Thoughts?

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52 minutes ago, Colonel Bumcunt said:

I expect him to start like a house on fire, and then fade into obscurity and be loaned to Trabzonspor in 2 years. 


I doubt Trabzonspor could afford the £128m buyout that’s activated two years into his contract at City…

 

Haaland is the T-1000 in a Terminator world.

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I saw him getting a 99 with a flake earlier. Sorry to break it to you, but he had raspberry sauce, not choc and nuts. 
 

Cunt. 
 

It was nice to see Milner holding his hand as he crossed the road though. Top bloke. He had a Twister. Robbo was shouting the ‘deep fried Mars bar’ over and over, then him and Trent put the windows in on the van. 
 

Klopp was having a fag, shaking his head. Then they all ran away giggling. 

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37 minutes ago, Numero Veinticinco said:

I saw him getting a 99 with a flake earlier. Sorry to break it to you, but he had raspberry sauce, not choc and nuts. 
 

Cunt. 
 

It was nice to see Milner holding his hand as he crossed the road though. Top bloke. He had a Twister. Robbo was shouting the ‘deep fried Mars bar’ over and over, then him and Trent put the windows in on the van. 
 

Klopp was having a fag, shaking his head. Then they all ran away giggling. 

Beats a Westlife gig 

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52 minutes ago, Numero Veinticinco said:

I saw him getting a 99 with a flake earlier. Sorry to break it to you, but he had raspberry sauce, not choc and nuts. 
 

Cunt. 
 

It was nice to see Milner holding his hand as he crossed the road though. Top bloke. He had a Twister. Robbo was shouting the ‘deep fried Mars bar’ over and over, then him and Trent put the windows in on the van. 
 

Klopp was having a fag, shaking his head. Then they all ran away giggling. 

Milner is never having anything as extravagant as a Twister. Vanilla Mini Milk I reckon.

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18 minutes ago, manwiththestick said:

Milner is never having anything as extravagant as a Twister. Vanilla Mini Milk I reckon.

Haha. You might well be right. He did stay behind to clean up the mess though. 

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On 15/06/2022 at 15:23, halewood pete said:

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My favourite thing about Nunez is that if you zoom in on his neck tattoo, it’s a stick figure bending over another stick figure and giving it a spanking on the bum. Proper. 

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On 16/06/2022 at 19:20, manwiththestick said:

Milner is never having anything as extravagant as a Twister. Vanilla Mini Milk I reckon.

 

Funny Feet.

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2 hours ago, Strontium said:

 

Funny Feet.

It’s that Henderson? What with his odd gait.

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Half-baked theory alert...Units A and B.

 

We will have two types of attacking unit, the first being the usual one based around Firmino with two Salah and Diaz.

 

The second based on Nunez being serviced by Carvalho and Jota. Nunez hasn't got great English, so flanking him will be two Portuguese-speakers. 

 

Also, look at Carvalho in the Fulham team, he knows how to play with Mitrovic, the big 9.  He's going to link with Nunez in exactly the same way.  

 

With 5 subs, we can literally change the entire front 3 in-game and each unit is ready to play another style. 

 

Carvalho wasn't a fluke signing, it was coordinated knowing Nunez was coming.  

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46 minutes ago, Scott_M said:

Has somebody just turned up the central heating…

 

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Women don’t really find this sort of thing appealing.

 

It’s a well known fact that they prefer the; ageing, tubby, humourless, short in stature, financially destitute, aesthetically compromised, intellectually deficient, lacking in any discernible talent, sexually incompetent, and balding, types. 
 

Basically, the lad might as well focus on his football as he’s fuck all chance with the ladies. 

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