Captain Tom

[Section_31]

Would be funny as fuck if he'd never even existed but it was some kind of reverse Mrs Merton situation.

 

The whole thing stank. Old bloke walking around on a zimmer would have impressed me if he was Steven Hawking or some shit, and charity money shouldn't be going to the NHS anyway anymore than it should be going to the police or the air force.

[Bjornebye]

Just now, Section_31 said:

Would be funny as fuck if he'd never even existed but it was some kind of reverse Mrs Merton situation.

 

The whole thing stank of piss. Old bloke walking around on a zimmer would have impressed me if he was Steven Hawking or some shit, and charity money shouldn't be going to the NHS anyway anymore than it should be going to the police or the air force.

 

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[Ezekiel 25:17]

I think we can all admit good intentions aside he thought he was IT.

[Ezekiel 25:17]

His Zimmer frame had wheels too, real men don't get the world to carry them around.

[Strontium]

Didn't even fight the Mysterons

[Section_31]

[Gnasher]

I'm beginning to regret my Captain Tom tattoos.

[Babb'sBurstNad]

53 minutes ago, Section_31 said:

Would be funny as fuck if he'd never even existed but it was some kind of reverse Mrs Merton situation.

 

The whole thing stank. Old bloke walking around on a zimmer would have impressed me if he was Steven Hawking or some shit, and charity money shouldn't be going to the NHS anyway anymore than it should be going to the police or the air force.

 

I've always had this sneaking suspicion he was actually a German spy.

[AngryOfTuebrook]

1 hour ago, Gnasher said:

I'm beginning to regret my Captain Tom tattoos.

My favourite part of this post is the plural.

[Gnasher]

2 minutes ago, AngryOfTuebrook said:

My favourite part of this post is the plural.

One for every lap.

[Guest]

Does this mean the family of captain Tom were not being completely honest?

 

AKA anyone sun this up?

[polymerpunkah]

Yes, it appears they may have led the British public down the garden path.

[littletedwest]

This is from  his daughters website. Sounds a fair deal

[Section_31]

My life plan.

 

Make my dad walk around my garden for money.

Use some of it to take him un vaccinated to Barbados where he catches covid and dies.

Use rest to build pool and sauna in back yard.

 

I'll be honest we never covered this in my late 90s Connexions appointments but modern Tory Britain is a harsh mistress.

[Kepler-186]

18 minutes ago, Section_31 said:

My life plan.

 

Make my dad walk around my garden for money.

Use some of it to take him un vaccinated to Barbados where he catches covid and dies.

Use rest to build pool and sauna in back yard.

 

I'll be honest we never covered this in my late 90s Connexions appointments but modern Tory Britain is a harsh mistress.

Connexions rep 

Can you drive a fork lift then? 

[Gnasher]

Proud to be British.

 

 

 

 

[johnsusername]

18 minutes ago, Gnasher said:

Proud to be British.

 

 

 

 

 

Haha. Definitely grifts like Janice. 

[Arniepie]

18 hours ago, Skidfingers McGonical said:

Wasn’t Rico criticising anyone who called out his daughter as a grifter? 
 

 

he wasnt alone tbf

[Gnasher]

Here he is with that other Wimbledon hero Cliff Richard.

 

Pic taken shortly after Captain Tom and his daughter beat Cliff and Russ Abbott 3 sets to 2 in a game of doubles.

 

 

 

[Jairzinho]

1 hour ago, Section_31 said:

My life plan.

 

Make my dad walk around my garden for money.

Use some of it to take him un vaccinated to Barbados where he catches covid and dies.

Use rest to build pool and sauna in back yard.

 

I'll be honest we never covered this in my late 90s Connexions appointments but modern Tory Britain is a harsh mistress.

 

Fucking hell I remember Connexions appointments.

 

With about the same fondness as dental appointments.

[Jairzinho]

It'll definitely emerge that he was a nonce.

[Bjornebye]

18 minutes ago, Jairzinho said:

It'll definitely emerge that he was a nonce.

 

Russ abbot? Fuckin'ell 

[Ezekiel 25:17]

Which side would you like to sleep on love , birth or death ??

[ZonkoVille77]

On 04/07/2023 at 16:34, Skidfingers McGonical said:

Wasn’t Rico criticising anyone who called out his daughter as a grifter? 
 

 

 

Prized bellend strikes again.

[Bjornebye]

34 minutes ago, ZonkoVille77 said:

 

Prized bellend strikes again.

 

Harsh on Skids