Other Football 2021/22

[Caramac]

Good old Phil, he never fails..

 

[Leyton388]

God they're utter shite. 

[Anubis]

United back to their usual.

[Torvald Utne]

I fucking hate footballers, Jose sa pretending Cavani had kicked him, Phil Jones holding his head and screaming like he'd been kicked, all of them do it, cunts the lot of them. I really wish I didn't like football.

[rubble-rouser]

Thank god for Everton and the Mancs

[Code]

At least we have the blueshite and the mancs to cheer us up when we only manage a draw ourselves. 

[Code]

Just now, rubble-rouser said:

Thank god for Everton and the Mancs

Haha my thoughts exactly. 

[manwiththestick]

Hope Martin Tyler and rat boy let out little sex wee noises in their Utd pyjamas when Wolves scored.

[clangers]

Who would have thought recruiting your last two managers from Molde and Spartak Moscow isn't a recipe for success?

[manwiththestick]

After two years of watching Maguire do his best Suez canal boat impression, Phil Jones doesn't look too bad.

[Redder Lurtz]

Well that's cheered me up. No matter what this season brings, we'll always have utd player after utd player coming out to take their turn in the barrel in front of the camera. Tonight sees Luke Shaw who's just spent 5 minutes saying what a great player Phil Jones is. 

[dockers_strike]

26 minutes ago, clangers said:

Who would have thought recruiting your last two managers from Molde and Spartak Moscow isn't a recipe for success?

Long may it continue I say!

[Boss]

Apparently, Luke Shaw gave an interview saying there were few opportunities to pass the ball - implying that the way Rangnick sets them up is completely wrong. 

[manwiththestick]

4 minutes ago, Boss said:

Apparently, Luke Shaw gave an interview saying there were few opportunities to pass the ball - implying that the way Rangrick sets them up is completely wrong. 

Yeah, and he said there are players not doing it, not giving their all, then went on to praise Phil Jones. Interesting few minutes.

[Boss]

Just now, manwiththestick said:

Yeah, and he said there are players not doing it, not giving their all, then went on to praise Phil Jones. Interesting few minutes.

 

Yeah, he was definitely referencing divisions in the dressing room there. He also said there was a lack of "motivation" multiple times - implying that he's not motivated to play for Rangnick.

[J-V]

They need to get Ole in for the rest of the season what could go wrong

[Arnaud]

Come on, they only lost 1 nil, it’s a good result.

[chrisbonnie]

Aren't the utd players rumoured to be upset that they have to train until after 4pm, and even more annoyingly, they've changed the seating arrangements in their canteen.... 

 

You couldn't make it up. Bunch of wankers

[mike23]

It sounds like their squad is filled with unprofessional pricks who don't really care how they do as long as they enjoy themselves and get paid. They've turned into us from the 90s. I doubt any footballers carry coins around with them these days but they probably have some equally ridiculous game they play amongst themselves during matches rather than concentrating on the actual football.

[m0e]

It's fantastic, what's happening to them.

 

Beyond anything I could have predicted in 2013.

[The Midnight Rambler]

Man Utd are the new Everton. They are fucked. 

[Lee909]

You only had to look at rangnick resume

Kept hearing mancs calling him the Godafther of geggenpress and his decade at the top teams in Germany. I mean he won the intertoto cup in 2000, the 2nd division and a Pokal(German FA cup) in his 20 years at the top level. No big club touched him

[sir roger]

Steve McLaren always comes across as a nice guy on tv, and is very good at explaining tactical stuff with clarity.

 

Bit of a linguist too , I believe , although we might need Cloggy to translate some of his stuff. 

[Jordy Brouwer]

It gets sweeter when I remember the years and years of misery they put us through. 

[dockers_strike]

Didnt realise they were playing yesterday. Saw the result and laughed my tits off. Then I see the daily manc wail going on about 'Ralf's winning run ends'!

 

I mean how many games are in this 'run', 4 or 5? 1 of them is the draw at newcastle who nearly beat them as well and a 1-0 win at Norwich who everyone else is twatting!