West Brom (A) - Sunday 16th May, 4:30pm

[Trumo 16,089]

Our last game at the Hawthorns ended in a 2-2 draw towards the end of the 2017/18 season. Klopp had wrung the changes and started with Ings up front, and the future Southampton man got the opener. Mo came on as a second half sub and found the net again, which he'd been doing to stellar effect in his debut season for us. No-one expect him to put up Messi/Ronaldo numbers and yet that is what he'd been doing. Our most celebrated centre forwards of the PL era (Fowler, Owen, Torres and Suarez) hadn't done anything like hitting over 40 goals in a season. The Uruguayan would manage it (and then some) for Barcelona in 2016, but even an established goalscorer like Owen never once managed to hit 20 goals in the league in any season. The West Brom game itself ended up as a draw because we took our foot off the gas, lost concentration and failed to deal with West Brom's late aerial bombardment.

 

The first time we played them there was back in April 2003. In the league we were in a similar situation to our current predicament, scrambling for a top 4 spot having led the way earlier in the season. West Brom would go down at the end of that season too, and we'd end up shitting the bed at home to Man City and away to Chelsea on the final day. The Rent Boys were up shit creak financially so the CL spot gave them a bit of a reprieve. A wealthy Russian clapping seal bailed them right out of a hole, thus beginning the foreign wealth-injection into the English game. Back to the West Brom game, and we webbed them 6-0. Owen got 4 and Baros got the other two. Curiously, that season also began with defeat to Arsenal in the Charity Shield!

 

 

Room 5 along with Oliver Cheetham topped the charts with the disco-influenced 'Make Luv'. It got added airplay after featuring in a Lynx advert. It's not a bad song actually, and it evokes memories of Daft Punk's pre-'Discovery' disco-influenced output. It spent 4 weeks at the top, knocking off some Gareth Gates shite before getting knocked off by some Busted shite.

 

 

The West Brom game at Anfield post-Christmas seems to have been the start of our malaise. We did more or less the right things in the first half, taking a 1-0 lead into the reak, but the players never got going in the second half, and duly shipped an equaliser. It was a game reminicent of so many games against teams managed by Bisto Boy, with our thick media and pundits hailing such things as a masterclass. Allardyce himself doesn't take long to go on Talk Radio and big himself up any time his teams doesn't get webbed all over the gaff.

 

They are now relegated and have nothing to play for. We still have a glimmer. We might rest one or two but we need to play this one with a bit of intensity and creativity. Do that, and we can hand out the beating Allardyce deserves. Be ruthless, be clinical, and just get it done.

[AngryOfTuebrook 24,066]

Vids or GTFO

[Dr Nowt 26,155]

If we fail to beat West Brom on Sunday, Chelsea and Leicester can more or less tacitly agree to play out a draw in midweek. We’d have negated it’s significance and made it as good as a dead rubber.

 

It would be entirely in keeping with this whole season if we do so. Come on lads, buck the trend.

[AngryOfTuebrook 24,066]

34 minutes ago, AngryOfTuebrook said:

Vids or GTFO

Well edited.

 

Get at these dregs and leave Fat Sham miserable.  We need the points, they don't. 

 

Just get these beat, Reds. 

[El Rojo 10,630]

If you can’t support us when we beat Manchester United 4-2, don’t be jumping on the bandwagon when we draw 1-1 with West Brom. 

[Pete 1,910]

Let’s get out there and twat them. Show the world we’ve not taken kindly to losing our title and that we’ll be back next year to reclaim it. 

[Anubis 21,359]

The gravy- supping Fat Head will try to spoil and put his team behind the ball. We need to impress on the team - quick start, quick goal, and encourage them to start their holidays early.

[Anubis 21,359]

And make these backward, sister-shagging cunts cry.

 

Thread Modes Oh there’s still something to play for.

Dumbo   Cyprus. Posts: 5,219 Threads: 261 Joined: Jan 2019  Reputation: 7 #1 3 hours ago Beat Liverpool and they miss out on Champions League. In the words of old Kev.....‘I would love it if we beat these...’   Find Reply baggiebloke   Sanctimonious asshat Posts: 8,612 Threads: 1,177 Joined: Jan 2019  Reputation: 13 #2 2 hours ago Absolutely. I hope everyone refuses Klopp's hand post match too.   Find Reply Fido   Posting Freak Posts: 2,207 Threads: 65 Joined: Jan 2019  Reputation: 3 #3 2 hours ago (2 hours ago)baggiebloke Wrote:  Absolutely. I hope everyone refuses Klopp's hand post match too. What was that about, by the way? Saw that someone seemed to do that last after the final whistle.   Find Reply baggiebloke   Sanctimonious asshat Posts: 8,612 Threads: 1,177 Joined: Jan 2019  Reputation: 13 #4 2 hours ago (2 hours ago)Fido Wrote:   (2 hours ago)baggiebloke Wrote:  Absolutely. I hope everyone refuses Klopp's hand post match too. What was that about, by the way? Saw that someone seemed to do that last after the final whistle. Not sure. Kilppety was fist bumping and shaking hands of the Manure players and he went to do same to Mane who refused him and muttered something. After his team put 4 past their rivals away!   Find Reply ElbowGrease1973   Freak who's Posting Posts: 1,046 Threads: 3 Joined: Jan 2019  Reputation: 1 #5 2 hours ago (2 hours ago)baggiebloke Wrote:  Absolutely. I hope everyone refuses Klopp's hand post match too. I'm sure if we manage to deny them a victory, he'll make some derogatory comment about the points being meaningless for us. Big twat. That said, he had my sympathy over the Super League fiasco, as he was somewhat thrown under the bus by his owners.   Find Reply Spandaubaggie   Posting Freak Posts: 3,870 Threads: 329 Joined: Jan 2019  Reputation: 10 #6 1 hour ago I really don't mind Klopp at all. He's a lively character, who has added to the Prem, and no more one-eyed than most managers. All said and done though I want the little victory of finishing 18th so want the points off whoever.   Find Reply DJPunkRoc   Member Posts: 221 Threads: 23 Joined: Dec 2020  Reputation: 0 #7 1 hour ago Same. In a sea full of arseholes, he is far from the stinkiest fish   Find Reply hudds   Posting Freak Posts: 1,607 Threads: 53 Joined: Jan 2019  Reputation: 2 #8 1 hour ago (1 hour ago)DJPunkRoc Wrote:  Same.  In a sea full of arseholes, he is far from the stinkiest fish He is, nevertheless, an anchovy's arsehole.   Find Reply Sliced   Posting Freak Posts: 4,748 Threads: 188 Joined: Jan 2019  Reputation: 5 #9 30 minutes ago Who's more of an arsehole in the Prem? Dean Smith comes to mind......other than that no one else is even close

[johnsusername 3,328]

Jurgen Klopp is the second biggest arsehole manager in the league? Coming from a team with that fat fraud as manager?

 

Hope we fucking batter them.

 

Also, "In the words of old kev..." - what, they mean Kevin keegan the LFC legend?

 

Brummie benders.

[magicrat 7,049]

We will win this in an ugly 1-0 

[Stickman 8,717]

You can dislike the opposition and their manager that’s fine but the minute you call him “Klipperty” then you’ve lost the argument as you’re a bit of a prick 

[johnsusername 3,328]

Wouldn't mind seeing Milner back for this.

[dockers_strike 4,080]

Id rather have a stinky arse hole than have allardyce as manager. Fuck em and fuck frank skinner.

[Jimmy Hills Chin 2,026]

Every single one of those fans would drown in their own spunk if they thought that Klopp was going to manage them, every ... single ... fucking ... one ... of ... them!

[sir roger 8,658]

And Adrian Chiles , ' A toby jug that has somehow learnt to speak , A toby jug filled to the brim with hot piss '

[AngryOfTuebrook 24,066]

On 14/05/2021 at 12:44, Anubis said:

And make these backward, sister-shagging cunts cry.

 

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Dumbo   Cyprus. Posts: 5,219 Threads: 261 Joined: Jan 2019  Reputation: 7 #1 3 hours ago Beat Liverpool and they miss out on Champions League. In the words of old Kev.....‘I would love it if we beat these...’   Find Reply baggiebloke   Sanctimonious asshat Posts: 8,612 Threads: 1,177 Joined: Jan 2019  Reputation: 13 #2 2 hours ago Absolutely. I hope everyone refuses Klopp's hand post match too.   Find Reply Fido   Posting Freak Posts: 2,207 Threads: 65 Joined: Jan 2019  Reputation: 3 #3 2 hours ago (2 hours ago)baggiebloke Wrote:  Absolutely. I hope everyone refuses Klopp's hand post match too. What was that about, by the way? Saw that someone seemed to do that last after the final whistle.   Find Reply baggiebloke   Sanctimonious asshat Posts: 8,612 Threads: 1,177 Joined: Jan 2019  Reputation: 13 #4 2 hours ago (2 hours ago)Fido Wrote:   (2 hours ago)baggiebloke Wrote:  Absolutely. I hope everyone refuses Klopp's hand post match too. What was that about, by the way? Saw that someone seemed to do that last after the final whistle. Not sure. Kilppety was fist bumping and shaking hands of the Manure players and he went to do same to Mane who refused him and muttered something. After his team put 4 past their rivals away!   Find Reply ElbowGrease1973   Freak who's Posting Posts: 1,046 Threads: 3 Joined: Jan 2019  Reputation: 1 #5 2 hours ago (2 hours ago)baggiebloke Wrote:  Absolutely. I hope everyone refuses Klopp's hand post match too. I'm sure if we manage to deny them a victory, he'll make some derogatory comment about the points being meaningless for us. Big twat. That said, he had my sympathy over the Super League fiasco, as he was somewhat thrown under the bus by his owners.   Find Reply Spandaubaggie   Posting Freak Posts: 3,870 Threads: 329 Joined: Jan 2019  Reputation: 10 #6 1 hour ago I really don't mind Klopp at all. He's a lively character, who has added to the Prem, and no more one-eyed than most managers. All said and done though I want the little victory of finishing 18th so want the points off whoever.   Find Reply DJPunkRoc   Member Posts: 221 Threads: 23 Joined: Dec 2020  Reputation: 0 #7 1 hour ago Same. In a sea full of arseholes, he is far from the stinkiest fish   Find Reply hudds   Posting Freak Posts: 1,607 Threads: 53 Joined: Jan 2019  Reputation: 2 #8 1 hour ago (1 hour ago)DJPunkRoc Wrote:  Same.  In a sea full of arseholes, he is far from the stinkiest fish He is, nevertheless, an anchovy's arsehole.   Find Reply Sliced   Posting Freak Posts: 4,748 Threads: 188 Joined: Jan 2019  Reputation: 5 #9 30 minutes ago Who's more of an arsehole in the Prem? Dean Smith comes to mind......other than that no one else is even close

Fans of the team managed by Fat Sham struggling to think of a manager who's an arsehole?

 

They'll be missed.

[AngryOfTuebrook 24,066]

25 minutes ago, johnsusername said:

Brummie benders.

Not even proper Brummies.

[magicrat 7,049]

The most racist fans I've ever met. I used to know a few through work and went to the Hawthorns a couple of times. Every other word during the game was N*gger even at their own players. It was back in the 90's but even so was I genuinely shocked. Atkinson probably fitted like a glove at the club.  

[VERBAL DIARRHEA 9,645]

If only they were arsed about staying up. 

[Scott_M 6,595]

Just fucking win.

 

Preferably, by a few goals.  

[Bjornebye 33,173]

"An anchovy's arse-hole" is superb. Hudds is definitely Frank Skinner. 

[TheHowieLama 12,926]

1 hour ago, Stickman said:

You can dislike the opposition and their manager that’s fine but the minute you call him “Klipperty” then you’ve lost the argument as you’re a bit of a prick 

What about Shitcoat?

 

Or Spunk Goblin?

 

Moysiah??

[magicrat 7,049]

31 minutes ago, TheHowieLama said:

What about Shitcoat?

 

Or Spunk Goblin?

 

Moysiah??

Don't forget Whisky Nose , Mr Potato Head and Fat Sham .  Colin Wanker is genius though and gets a free pass. 

[an tha 8,230]

2 hours ago, magicrat said:

The most racist fans I've ever met. I used to know a few through work and went to the Hawthorns a couple of times. Every other word during the game was N*gger even at their own players. It was back in the 90's but even so was I genuinely shocked. Atkinson probably fitted like a glove at the club.  

That is staggering given their history with black players and the standing 3 of them in particular have at that club.

[VladimirIlyich 9,474]

1 hour ago, an tha said:

That is staggering given their history with black players and the standing 3 of them in particular have at that club.

Yep. Most of their best players have been black lads. Fuckin knobheads.