Tory Cabinet Thread

[Arniepie]

Getting his arse handed to.him

 

https://twitter.com/OWS1892/status/1730210192166367568

[magicrat]

3 hours ago, Arniepie said:

Getting his arse handed to.him

 

https://twitter.com/OWS1892/status/1730210192166367568

What a rancid piece of shit he really is 

[Vincent Vega]

The Greeks know their onions.

 

[Bjornebye]

We have people on her who would shag Esther McVey. Raise your hands 

 

 

 

 

 

 

[AngryOfTuebrook]

[Anubis]

On 30/11/2023 at 22:39, Bjornebye said:

We have people on her who would shag Esther McVey. Raise your hands .

 

I’d have rattled her. Doesn’t mean I have to like her while I’m making a deposit.

 

 

[Redder Lurtz]

This health minister is an absolute waste of space. 

 

"What are you doing about NHS waiting lists?"

 

"They're too high, that is why Rishi has made it a priority"

 

"They've gone up significantly since he made them a priority"

 

"Yes there are no easy answers but as health secretary it's my priority to tackle this."

 

 

 

Great, sounds good then. 

Cunts 

[Section_31]

I'd deffo wallop McVey. If men couldn't separate penis from principles the human race would have died out long ago.

[TD_LFC]

32 minutes ago, Redder Lurtz said:

This health minister is an absolute waste of space. 

 

"What are you doing about NHS waiting lists?"

 

"They're too high, that is why Rishi has made it a priority"

 

"They've gone up significantly since he made them a priority"

 

"Yes there are no easy answers but as health secretary it's my priority to tackle this."

 

 

 

Great, sounds good then. 

Cunts 

 

Yeah but she said it in a hushed tone to make it sound like she's really concerned.

[Bjornebye]

8 minutes ago, Section_31 said:

I'd deffo wallop McVey. If men couldn't separate penis from principles the human race would have died out long ago.

 

To be fair, she did actually look quite fit on question time the other night. If you were in the boozer and she was the laity one kicking off on white wine you'd defo consider taking her home for a night of arguments and nasty sex. 

 

 

I feel sick. 

 

 

 

OK I'll amend my previous statement. We have people on here who'd shag Nadine Dorries. 

[Redder Lurtz]

6 minutes ago, TD_LFC said:

 

Yeah but she said it in a hushed tone to make it sound like she's really concerned.

 

They actually read out texts from people saying it's great to have a health secretary who cares. 

 

Unfuckingbelievable. 

[littletedwest]

1 hour ago, Redder Lurtz said:

This health minister is an absolute waste of space. 

 

"What are you doing about NHS waiting lists?"

 

"They're too high, that is why Rishi has made it a priority"

 

"They've gone up significantly since he made them a priority"

 

"Yes there are no easy answers but as health secretary it's my priority to tackle this."

 

 

 

Great, sounds good then. 

Cunts 

Imagine in a normal job coming out with this shit. 

[sir roger]

18 minutes ago, littletedwest said:

Imagine in a normal job coming out with this shit. 

 

It blows my mind that I did more preparation for my quarterly appraisal with my area director than these bastards appear to do in running the country.

[Rushies tash]

11 minutes ago, sir roger said:

 

It blows my mind that I did more preparation for my quarterly appraisal with my area director than these bastards appear to do in running the country.

 

Probably because there's no jeopardy with them. You'll lose your job, whereas they usually end up with directorships.

[Arniepie]

have I got this right?

immigrants can only come and work here,,if they are earning over 38k?

[Poor Scouser T]

I'm thinking of binning my passport buying a rubber dinghy and floating about a bit around Dover. 2 weeks free safari in Rwanda. Win. 

[TD_LFC]

10 minutes ago, Arniepie said:

have I got this right?

immigrants can only come and work here,,if they are earning over 38k?

 

They've got to tell their kids to fuck off and fend for themselves as well don't forget.

[Arniepie]

12 minutes ago, TD_LFC said:

 

They've got to tell their kids to fuck off and fend for themselves as well don't forget.

so how the fuck are we going to hire the likes of cleaners.carers etc?

[TD_LFC]

3 minutes ago, Arniepie said:

so how the fuck are we going to hire the likes of cleaners.carers etc?

Bound to be enough psychopaths and sociopaths we can put into positions of trust working with the most vulnerable in society who aren't bothered about leaving family behind.

[littletedwest]

Could wind up a few thick racists by saying that the government is demanding that foreigners earn 38k while us poor British earn 11 quid an hour 

[cloggypop]

1 hour ago, Poor Scouser T said:

I'm thinking of binning my passport buying a rubber dinghy and floating about a bit around Dover. 2 weeks free safari in Rwanda. Win. 

 

I also think you should do this. Great idea.

[Section_31]

https://x.com/MarinaPurkiss/status/1731958333572042766?s=20

 

[Bjornebye]

13 minutes ago, Section_31 said:

https://x.com/MarinaPurkiss/status/1731958333572042766?s=20

 

 

Negged for not bumping her personal thread. 

[Anubis]

Braverman trying to be clever then having to be rescued before she gets verbally eviscerated. Well done that Guardian journalist.

 

[TD_LFC]

It's all going fine.