Tory Cabinet Thread

[Lurtz]

6 minutes ago, TD_LFC said:

 

Yeah but she said it in a hushed tone to make it sound like she's really concerned.

 

They actually read out texts from people saying it's great to have a health secretary who cares. 

 

Unfuckingbelievable. 

[littletedwest]

1 hour ago, Redder Lurtz said:

This health minister is an absolute waste of space. 

 

"What are you doing about NHS waiting lists?"

 

"They're too high, that is why Rishi has made it a priority"

 

"They've gone up significantly since he made them a priority"

 

"Yes there are no easy answers but as health secretary it's my priority to tackle this."

 

 

 

Great, sounds good then. 

Cunts 

Imagine in a normal job coming out with this shit. 

[sir roger]

18 minutes ago, littletedwest said:

Imagine in a normal job coming out with this shit. 

 

It blows my mind that I did more preparation for my quarterly appraisal with my area director than these bastards appear to do in running the country.

[Rushies tash]

11 minutes ago, sir roger said:

 

It blows my mind that I did more preparation for my quarterly appraisal with my area director than these bastards appear to do in running the country.

 

Probably because there's no jeopardy with them. You'll lose your job, whereas they usually end up with directorships.

[Arniepie]

have I got this right?

immigrants can only come and work here,,if they are earning over 38k?

[Poor Scouser T]

I'm thinking of binning my passport buying a rubber dinghy and floating about a bit around Dover. 2 weeks free safari in Rwanda. Win. 

[TD_LFC]

10 minutes ago, Arniepie said:

have I got this right?

immigrants can only come and work here,,if they are earning over 38k?

 

They've got to tell their kids to fuck off and fend for themselves as well don't forget.

[Arniepie]

12 minutes ago, TD_LFC said:

 

They've got to tell their kids to fuck off and fend for themselves as well don't forget.

so how the fuck are we going to hire the likes of cleaners.carers etc?

[TD_LFC]

3 minutes ago, Arniepie said:

so how the fuck are we going to hire the likes of cleaners.carers etc?

Bound to be enough psychopaths and sociopaths we can put into positions of trust working with the most vulnerable in society who aren't bothered about leaving family behind.

[littletedwest]

Could wind up a few thick racists by saying that the government is demanding that foreigners earn 38k while us poor British earn 11 quid an hour 

[cloggypop]

1 hour ago, Poor Scouser T said:

I'm thinking of binning my passport buying a rubber dinghy and floating about a bit around Dover. 2 weeks free safari in Rwanda. Win. 

 

I also think you should do this. Great idea.

[Section_31]

https://x.com/MarinaPurkiss/status/1731958333572042766?s=20

 

[Bjornebye]

13 minutes ago, Section_31 said:

https://x.com/MarinaPurkiss/status/1731958333572042766?s=20

 

 

Negged for not bumping her personal thread. 

[Anubis]

Braverman trying to be clever then having to be rescued before she gets verbally eviscerated. Well done that Guardian journalist.

 

[TD_LFC]

It's all going fine.

 

 

[Arniepie]

labour MP for Rotherham Sarah Champion asked the prime minister how he can justify taking food from the poorest children in her constituency as in March the government is set to end the household Support Scheme which could end about 12,000 free school meals for the poorest children.

[TD_LFC]

Jenrick's taken his ball home and resigned, presumably a pre-curser to lining up behind Braverman's future leadership bid.

[skend04]

5 minutes ago, TD_LFC said:

Jenrick's taken his ball home and resigned, presumably a pre-curser to lining up behind Braverman's future leadership bid.

 

Question is, will the electorate take another unelected leader?

 

Answer sadly is yes. 

[YorkshireRed]

Charlie’s giving whoever the fuck this Tory clown (Charle Heaton-Harris, Northern Ireland Secretary) a first class rogering on BBC Breakfast at the moment. 
 

To be fair, he’s been sent out to try and defend the governments current record without the skill set to turn the murkiest of water into wine. 

[Bruce Spanner]

Emergency press conference at 11am.

 

Sunak appears before Covid enquiry Monday already a condemned man by the evidence.

 

The Tories are at war and the letters are going in and another leadership contest looks possible.

 

Nothing is going to get any better.

 

General election?

 

 

[Section_31]

8 minutes ago, Bruce Spanner said:

Emergency press conference at 11am.

 

Sunak appears before Covid enquiry Monday already a condemned man by the evidence.

 

The Tories are at war and the letters are going in and another leadership contest looks possible.

 

Nothing is going to get any better.

 

General election?

 

 

 

If I was him I'd call one and scorch earth the motherfuckers. 

 

[Bruce Spanner]

Just now, Section_31 said:

 

If I was him I'd call one and scorch earth the motherfuckers. 

 

 

Johnson has just totally thrown him under a bus in the enquiry and Monday they’ll just turn the screw on him and lay the blame of countless deaths at his door through his actions.

 

i think most likely it’ll be that Parliament will remain open over an extended period to ‘debate’ the options.

 

It won’t be enough, he’s toast.

[TD_LFC]

Sunak's opening gambit is he really understands why people risk their lives to cross the channel it's because...*Checks Notes*…England's a nice place to live.

[clangers]

They're obsessed with punishing the poor and disabled and immigration of all types. Is the electorate outside of their own core voter's really that arsed? Cost of living crisis, economy flat lining, no growth so historically high taxes, NHS crisis, social care crisis, two majors wars, climate change etc. Nope let's force the disabled to work and persecute asylum seeks fleeing war torn regions.

 

I assume this is all part of a desperate deflection policy to distract from their disastrous regime?

 

I thought Brexit was meant to fix this?

[Creator Supreme]

14 minutes ago, clangers said:

I thought Brexit was meant to fix this?

Oh fuck, you've sent out the Gnashsignal!