Coronavirus

[Duff Man]

1 hour ago, TheHowieLama said:

 

Positive

Remember when Katie Porter was slapping him around over REOs? Great times.

[Anubis]

6 minutes ago, Section_31 said:

Mrs got an email off one of the pupils' parents today saying:

 

"My child is NOT to have a test or a vaccine, to do so without my permission is an arrestable offence under Unesco's Nuremberg charter."

 

Quality.

Should have emailed back saying “Sorry, too late. Vaccinations were at 9am this morning. Did you not get the text?”

[Rico1304]

10 minutes ago, Section_31 said:

Mrs got an email off one of the pupils' parents today saying:

 

"My child is NOT to have a test or a vaccine, to do so without my permission is an arrestable offence under Unesco's Nuremberg charter."

 

Quality.

It’s no Magna Carter. 

[johnsusername]

7 minutes ago, Section_31 said:

Mrs got an email off one of the pupils' parents today saying:

 

"My child is NOT to have a test or a vaccine, to do so without my permission is an arrestable offence under Unesco's Nuremberg charter."

 

Quality.

Haha that's amazing. Obviously the reply was "Fuck off you gullible cunt. Also, expect a visit from social services."

[johnsusername]

1 minute ago, Rico1304 said:

It’s no Magna Carter. 

I prefer the Manga Carter.

 

[Section_31]

I reckon someone is setting Facebook groups up for stuff like this to take the piss out of gullible parents, mentioning Unesco is too perfect. 

 

"Did you know you're entitled to a motorbike and sidecar if your child has ADD, this was enshrined in law by King Arthur."

[Megadrive Man]

22 minutes ago, Section_31 said:

Mrs got an email off one of the pupils' parents today saying:

 

"My child is NOT to have a test or a vaccine, to do so without my permission is an arrestable offence under Unesco's Nuremberg charter."

 

Quality.

 

She should email them back and say yes this is correct, however this only applies until we leave the EU on 01/01/2021.

 

[Bjornebye]

20 minutes ago, Section_31 said:

I reckon someone is setting Facebook groups up for stuff like this to take the piss out of gullible parents, mentioning Unesco is too perfect. 

 

"Did you know you're entitled to a motorbike and sidecar if your child has ADD, this was enshrined in law by King Arthur."

It winds me up the amount of thick cunts that walk amongst us. You even try and challenge them and they still won't budge because some cunt from Nuneaton in a Facebook group told them so it must be true. 

[sir roger]

ha ha, Panorama starts with saying we are a city with the best football team in the world. JICTAR figures on  County Road plummet.

[johnsusername]

The vibe I got from Johnson in that press conference is that the pandemic is over - the vaccine is here, now it's time to move on. 

 

I'm sure nothing else will go wrong. It'll be smooth sailing from here on in. If there's one thing the government have proved over the last 8 months is that they're a safe pair of hands. 

 

Yessir.

[Rico1304]

Just now, johnsusername said:

The vibe I got from Johnson in that press conference is that the pandemic is over - the vaccine is here, now it's time to move on. 

 

I'm sure nothing else will go wrong. It'll be smooth sailing from here on in. If there's one thing the government have proved over the last 8 months is that they're a safe pair of hands. 

 

Yessir.

Thats pretty much the opposite of what he said isn’t it? He downplayed it.  

[VladimirIlyich]

3 hours ago, TheHowieLama said:

 

Positive

Tentions Law. Who the fuck is he?

[Strontium]

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[TheHowieLama]

18 minutes ago, Strontium Dog™ said:

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Racist

[Captain Howdy]

1 hour ago, Rico1304 said:

Thats pretty much the opposite of what he said isn’t it? He downplayed it.  

Yeah he downplayed it from what I saw although I never watched it all it should be said.

[Colonel Bumcunt]

1 hour ago, Rico1304 said:

Thats pretty much the opposite of what he said isn’t it? He downplayed it.  

Am presuming there's some nationalistic resentment that the Oxford vaccine perhaps isn't as good, and they bought more of the shit ones than the good ones. 

 

[Section_31]

3 minutes ago, Colonel Bumcunt said:

Am presuming there's some nationalistic resentment that the Oxford vaccine perhaps isn't as good, and they bought more of the shit ones than the good ones. 

 

Probably got shares in the Oxford one.

[Strontium]

The important thing is that Big Pharma wins either way.

[Colonel Bumcunt]

3 minutes ago, Strontium Dog™ said:

The important thing is that Big Pharma wins either way.

Good.  They just saved millions of lives and jobs. 

 

I'm also thinking that Pfizer may be having the sort of talk with the US government that Bruce Willis had in Armageddon before he took off. 

 

[Anubis]

6 minutes ago, Colonel Bumcunt said:

Good.  They just saved millions of lives and jobs. 

 

I'm also thinking that Pfizer may be having the sort of talk with the US government that Bruce Willis had in Armageddon before he took off. 

 

 

They want 8 track tapes brought back?

[Colonel Bumcunt]

5 minutes ago, Anubis said:

 

 

They want 8 track tapes brought back?

Apparently they want white dogshit brought back. 

[johnsusername]

2 hours ago, Rico1304 said:

Thats pretty much the opposite of what he said isn’t it? He downplayed it.  

Well I turned it off after 5 or so minutes as I can't stand his manner, but he did literally say 'this is the beginning of the end'. 

 

I'm off to burn my masks and book a holiday to Spain. 

[Nelly-Szoboszlai]

Looks like that cunt beauty salon has been staying open again, as they've had another visit from the po-po today. 

[Section_31]

7 minutes ago, Nelly-Torres said:

Looks like that cunt beauty salon has been staying open again, as they've had another visit from the po-po today. 

A few of the gym owners were getting on my tits, trying to make out they were performing a vital community and mental health service. Have people never heard of pressups?

 

"Gyms are safe" he says, in an enclosed space where bodily fluids are bountiful and everything is made out of metal and there's a workforce of three people available for cleaning. It's probably slightly safer than French kissing Mark Fowler after root canal.

 

I suspect the truth is closer to fitness wankers thinking covid only kills lazy people, and tackling it head on is akin to 'crushing' your 'PB'.

[Dougie Do'ins]

4 minutes ago, Section_31 said:

Have people never heard of pressups?