The Snooker

[johnsusername]

I don't mind Murphy. Yep he's a bit smug, but at least he isn't constantly slagging off the game like Ronnie. He actually talks the game up and is insightful. 

 

I like Allen, I think he's got some personality and his game is quite exciting. 

 

Carter is a bellend. I thought we'd seen the last of him years ago, disappointed he's come back.

[Bjornebye]

1 hour ago, chrisbonnie said:

Murphy is playing osullivan today.

 

Murphy is a funny one. I've seen film interviewed away from the game and he actually comes across rather well, but once those BBC cameras are on, he's an annoyingly smug cunt. 

 

However, with him being an adopted Irish man, and "fellow Dubliner" I hope he out smugs, the ultimate smug cunt, and uber whinge bag that is osullivan. The soppy faced cunt 

 

As for the other semi final. Couldn't care less, they're both dickheads. 

 

Maybe I'd rather Carter, only because Allen has a weird stabby cue action. 

 

Carter and Murphy are a pair of twats. I just can't stand the demeanour of either of them. Allen as said above has grown on me, I think he's overcome a lot of personal shit and has got his act together. It certainly shows on the table. 

 

Ronnie's Ronnie. He can be a right gobshite and his comments this week about the state of the Ally Pally are needless (he moans about most venues) but watching him is mesmerising sometimes. Him and Allen in the final would be right and proper. I can see Allen beating him to be fair. 

 

Murphy has called Ronnie out over his comments so it will be interesting to see them in a bit. I hope Ronnie grinds him into a fine powder and snorts him off the table. 

[johnsusername]

I think Ronnie will smash Murphy today. If he wasn't up for it before he will be after Murphy's comments (which to be fair he's probably right). 

[lifetime fan]

What the fuck is going on with this site? 
 

Murphy is an absolute cunt, so much so his wife he met on a Christian dating website divorced him for being a boring cunt. 
 

A bullshitting smug cunt too. 
 

 

[johnsusername]

Fucking hell, Ronnie's wearing trainees. Is that allowed?

[lifetime fan]

2 minutes ago, johnsusername said:

Fucking hell, Ronnie's wearing trainees. Is that allowed?

With a dispensation. He’s worn them before when he had a broken toe I think it was. 

[johnsusername]

Ronnie's in a mood, you can tell. Moody get. Wonder if he knows my missus. 

[lifetime fan]

7 minutes ago, johnsusername said:

Ronnie's in a mood, you can tell. Moody get. Wonder if he knows my missus. 

Yep and Murphy has picked up on it, he lived dragging out that first frame. 

[lifetime fan]

Ronnie playing to humiliate Murphy. 

[lifetime fan]

That’s dick swinging. 

[Captain Turdseye]

Exhibition stuff. Taking the piss. This is why we all love watching him. 

[Captain Turdseye]

Totally rattled Murphy. Superb stuff. 

[lifetime fan]

Does anyone believe Murphy? 

[johnsusername]

Ronnie's got a sixth sense round the table, it's almost supernatural. 

[Bjornebye]

40 minutes ago, lifetime fan said:

Does anyone believe Murphy? 

 

About what? 

[lifetime fan]

11 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

 

About what? 

Reckons he’s the only person in the world to have a 147, a 9 darter and a hole in one. 
 

I smell a massive load of lying bollocks. 

[Bjornebye]

2 minutes ago, lifetime fan said:

Reckons he’s the only person in the world to have a 147, a 9 darter and a hole in one. 
 

I smell a massive load of lying bollocks. 

 

He's one bad quiff him. His slow bouldering walk..... if I was holding the door for him and he walked towards it like that I'd slam it in his sandal shagging face 

[chrisbonnie]

2 hours ago, Bjornebye said:

 

He's one bad quiff him. His slow bouldering walk..... if I was holding the door for him and he walked towards it like that I'd slam it in his sandal shagging face 

 

for someone that had a gastric band, he's still a bit of fatso isnt he

 

ps, O'Sullivan is still a wanker

[Bjornebye]

Just now, chrisbonnie said:

 

for someone that had a gastric band, he's still a bit of fatso isnt he

 

ps, O'Sullivan is still a wanker

 

He needs one around his face. 

[johnsusername]

Allen getting smacked round by Carter here. Like two hobbits they are. I'm surprised they don't need a box to reach up the table. 

[Creator Supreme]

Brexit cunt through, hope O'Sullivan fucking pulverises him in the final!

[johnsusername]

A bit disappointing, but to be fair Carter has probably played better than anyone else this week. Came across on in his interviews - maybe he's becoming less of a twat as he gets older?

[johnsusername]

Also, Ronnie calling out the younger players. It has to be asked - where are they all? 

[Bjornebye]

Even Carters shoes tonight pissed me off. 

[johnsusername]

6 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

Even Carters shoes tonight pissed me off. 

 

Ken Doherty's sock game has been strong all week.