Buffet Tribute Thread

[A Red]

When youre at a buffet and get chatting to a nice bird whilst eyeing up the food, just say "whats the difference between a chicken leg and a mans penis?" she'll probably reply, "i have no idea". Heres your chance. You reply "wanna come on a picnic?"

[Guest]

1 hour ago, Bjornebye said:

Cant wait for aRdja to post a picture of his next buffet.

 

All you can eat just £2099.99 per head. 

As if he'd pay for anything with 99p in the price.

[VladimirIlyich]

4 hours ago, Section_31 said:

It remains my ambition in life to be taken to the toilet by the fire brigade. 

Stig has been taken in a toilet by the fire brigade if that counts. More hose than a garden centre.

[Bjornebye]

5 minutes ago, VladimirIlyich said:

Stig has been taken in a toilet by the fire brigade if that counts. More hose than a garden centre.

They weren't real firemen so it doesn't count. 

[sir roger]

Saw a comedian the other week who had been working a cruise liner and said to the Entertainments Director

'Whats the point of a climbing wall on here, they're all about 80 nobody's going to get up that , and the ED said

' Put a fucking buffet at the top and try and stop the bastards '

[cloggypop]

I got a hitch in a fire engine from Birmingham to London once. It was boss but they wouldn't put the siren on for me. 

[General Dryness]

14 hours ago, VladimirIlyich said:

Stig has been taken in a toilet by the fire brigade if that counts. More hose than a garden centre.

He's definitely no stranger to a brown buffet.