The Open Championship 2018 - Carnoustie

[Trumo]

Woods is not out of this yet.

 

He's got two-iron while the strike's hot.

[Joe Strummer]

Too close to call I'm staying out of it.

[Nelly-Szoboszlai]

Woods is dying on his arse now.

[Bjornebye]

Woods is dying on his arse now.

Yep.

[Bjornebye]

Wow McIlroy you little jumped up cunt

[Joe Strummer]

Fuck off McIlroy.

[TheHowieLama]

There is zero chance of Woods ever winning anything again - too much in his head.

 

 

Woods is dying on his arse now.

[KMD7]

Wow McIlroy you little jumped up cunt

Not near a telly.. What did the little manc cunt do?

[Captain Turdseye]

I wouldn’t write Woods off just yet.

 

Unbelievable how many people are in with a chance on the back nine here.

[Bjornebye]

Got an eagle to put himself right in contention the slag

[Dougie Do'ins]

I think one of the players on -9 will win it, more than likely Spieth.

 

Would absolute love Tiger to win it but he’ll fall away as he has done in most of his chances this season. He’s playing well though and he will win again eventually.

 

McIlroy has played some great golf but as ever he’s really patchy so it’s hard to predict a win for him.

 

I hope Molinari goes well today. And Noren.

 

We need our Ryder Cup boys to play well against the Yanks ahead of September.

The yanks are fucking dominating golf right now. Fucking pains me to say it but I cant see any way Europe will get a look in. Please let me be wrong.

 

As for anyone rooting for Fleetwood. Fuck him the everton cunt.

[TheHowieLama]

Seeing Molinari at the top has reminded me I am out of Sambuca.

[Captain Turdseye]

Molinari gave me a nod and a wink at Hoylake a few years ago. We’re basically best mates.

[Bjornebye]

I like Molinari bit I'd love him to drop one here

[Dougie Do'ins]

I like Molinari bit I'd love him to drop one here

And have a yank win it ?

[Bjornebye]

And have a yank win it ?

I don't look at it like that. Just wanted a 12 player play off

[Captain Turdseye]

Scauffefelefelfe missed a great chance to take the outright lead there.

 

A six-way play-off involving Tiger would be great.

[Captain Turdseye]

Just wanted a 12 player play off

Ha. Yep.

[Dougie Do'ins]

I want anyone but an American to win. They went into this holding every major.

[Captain Turdseye]

Well deserved if Molinari wins. Bogey free round in those conditions is superb.

[TheHowieLama]

Yep -- plus nailing the putt at 18 -- good round

[Bjornebye]

Harsh on tiger that some cunt shouting out.

[Bjornebye]

Well deserved if Molinari wins. Bogey free round in those conditions is superb.

Yeah defo. Brilliant round

[Captain Turdseye]

That’s that then. Congratulations Molinari.

[TheHowieLama]

Break out the Sambuca bitches