The all new caption thread...

[Alan Sex]

JA: Before my time, but there was this one fella - Ngog...

[Babb'sBurstNad]

"And when the news of Sevilla's interest in me hit TLW, "Boom!", the server explodes!"

[Dr Nowt]

 

"...he'd only gone and mistaken expanding foam for control mousse. Looked like Phil Spector."

[Guest LFD]

[Dr Nowt]

Grujic's summer coaching subnormally intelligent children even topped Markovic's plane chivalry.

 

[alles ist gut]

JK : "...and Eric would slap 'Little Ern' on the cheeks like this..."

 

 

"...and talk about his 'short fat hairy legs', and all the English would laugh - and they say the GERMANS have a strange sense of humour!"

[Talismanic]

...and then he said he'd win the Ballon D'Or is 2 years.....

[Guest LFD]

[Kant]

^^

One for the "gayness of modern football" thread, that

[Trumo]

Enrique's only been out the door five minutes and already he has a usurper to his throne. Next thing you know, Lallana's going to start bothering monkeys at the local zoo.

[Arl arse]

Night fever, night fever..........

[Mark M]

George. How I get to tend the rabbits"

Lennie. *loads gun*....

[Arl arse]

[alles ist gut]

 

BALL : "I don't even remember how it happened, I just got up one day and there was this lump on one of my panels - I wasn't going to bother the doc, but it just kept growing, and look at it now!"

[sir roger]

 

What happened at Galatasaray ? I'll tell you what happened at Galatasaray,Jurgen.

I'm on my way to the negotiations & there's this fucking tank on the bridge. I stroll up & tell the guy to do one & walk across the bridge. The next thing a crowd are throwing flowers at me & carrying me to the presidential palace.

[Babb'sBurstNad]

"OK, now there is a need to be upset"

[Alan Sex]

 

I thought the drugs ban was as low as I could get. I was wrong.

[Guest Pistonbroke]

 

I thought the drugs ban was as low as I could get. I was wrong.

 

They never told me Pokemon Go hadn't reached Scotland yet. 

[Arl arse]

Poor Kolo.

[Dr Nowt]

Kolo kept replaying the privation he'd witnessed this summer over in his mind.

 

 

Kolo: About the roof.

Dossier Man: What about it?

Kolo: I want one.

[sir roger]

 

 

FFS.  The only specification I made was I need a team in stripes.

[Iceman]

 

 

With the amount of addicts in Glasgow and with his connections, in that moment Kolo Escobar felt more focused than ever. 

[Red Dawn]

Probably the worst photo of a new signing ever. Even down to the random umbrella in the corner.

[Trumo]

Kolo envisaged a problem upon signing his Celtic contract.

 

KT: Damn, all that deep fried food in the canteen! Now, do I call Mamadou or the missus?

[Arl arse]

 

First of all Linda, we get rid of these two and then I show you my famous Gegenpress ja?