Mario Balotelli

[Mook]

Don't really see any reason to change from Super Mario. It's his current nickname, and it's a good one as nicknames go. They should play the old level complete Mario Bros music when he scores.

 

Although I agree that his current nickname is good enough if they start playing music after goals at Anfield, I'm going to pour bleach into my ears (AKA, listen to a Robbie WIlliams album).

 

Fuck that.

[TheRedMachine]

I would rather we had gone mental and got Falcao for daft amounts of money. He's world class. It's not that Mario's not talented or that he's a nutcase on and off the field. It's that he often doesn't actually try. That to me is the antithesis of a Liverpool striker. If he is more mature, as Pirlo said in that interview, then he'll be a good addition. But if I sit in the stand and watch him sulk adn mope and walk about and not close down or make runs off the ball, I will let him know in no uncertain terms that that is unacceptable. We'll see.

[Bjornebye]

I would rather we had gone mental and got Falcao for daft amounts of money. He's world class. It's not that Mario's not talented or that he's a nutcase on and off the field. It's that he often doesn't actually try. That to me is the antithesis of a Liverpool striker. If he is more mature, as Pirlo said in that interview, then he'll be a good addition. But if I sit in the stand and watch him sulk adn mope and walk about and not close down or make runs off the ball, I will let him know in no uncertain terms that that is unacceptable. We'll see.

 

He doesn't need to try

 

Look, just fucking look

 

 

Like Jules Winnfield in footy boots. 

[Nightcat]

"He often doesn't actually try". Sorry but this is bullshit. That's lazy, boring criticism. His workrate outside the box is second to none.

 

The problem is Italian football, which is so slow and static that he gets frustrated and switches off. He has to slow his game down. 

 

Oh and Man City is shithouse, I can send to their third world dictator-owner a picture of my really long penis.

[TheHowieLama]

The cat is smitten.

[Dundalis]

Although I agree that his current nickname is good enough if they start playing music after goals at Anfield, I'm going to pour bleach into my ears (AKA, listen to a Robbie WIlliams album).

 

Fuck that.

 

I agree. I'd still like to see it even just once though. It just fits for a mad bastard like Balotelli. He should have his own intro when he walks onto the pitch, WWE style.

[col06]

Sits down at poker table.

Card dealt.

Looks at hand and giggles.

"I am going for a full house here, gimme 2"

https://vine.co/v/MEnqQZwiA2t

[Caramac]

Balotelli heads for Liverpool.

 

[Bjornebye]

Balotelli heads for Liverpool.

 

 

 

That's Spy Bee when the apocalypse happens 

[ZonkoVille77]

"He often doesn't actually try". Sorry but this is bullshit. That's lazy, boring criticism. His workrate outside the box is second to none.

 

The problem is Italian football, which is so slow and static that he gets frustrated and switches off. He has to slow his game down.

 

Oh and Man City is shithouse, I can send to their third world dictator-owner a picture of my really long penis.

Translation: I'm sending him a picture of my head.

[stringvest]

That's Spy Bee when the apocalypse happens 

 

I thought it was nightcat leaving the forum after Balotelli arrives

[Cardie]

I thought it was nightcat leaving the forum after Balotelli arrives

So when is everyone's least favourite pirate sailing into Liverpool ready to pucker up and apologise to FSG and Rodgers?

 

 

[Guest davelfc]

[scudger99]

So when is everyone's least favourite pirate sailing into Liverpool ready to pucker up and apologise to FSG and Rodgers?

When he's hijacked a boat and kidnapped the crew.

I think he should apologise to Lizzie first.  FSG & Rodgers haven't had to put up with his incessant meandering fuckwittery.

[Mustangt125]

Failed medical.

[TheHowieLama]

This should go well.

[Phoenix]

The line is that Milan were looking too much money when Rodgers said that, they then reduced their asking price. That's probably bollocks like

 

21st July

 

Galliani

 

"But would €20million (£15.8m) be enough? Well without an offer there is no point talking about hypotheses."

 

http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/transfer-news/no-arsenal-bid-mario-balotelli-3889479#ixzz3B8kEnsiH 

 

Anyone would think that he was being touted out at the same price as we agreed, a month ago.

 

Reality is we reconsidered or position after majority of other high level strikers not willing to join/too expensive  

[the chimp]

[Major Tom]

I think Mario will love Liverpool FC.

[kalasoma]

This is actually happening.

[Arl arse]

I'll have that parking space for my Quad bike thanks.

[Hand Shandy]

This is actually happening.

Yep.

 

We wanted a striker, we've got a striker.

 

A barking mad one, but a striker nonetheless.

 

I'm fully on board the Balotelli (Sunshine) Bus!

[Iceman]

[an tha]

Boss, just fucking boss.

[Babb'sBurstNad]

 

"This Balotelli is armed. This Balotelli  is mobile"