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Words or Phrases that get on Your T*ts

VladimirIlyich

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We've been infected with 'agile' methodology (or ideology, really). So we have stand-ups, scrums, scrum of scrums, scrum retros and worst of all, 'Three Amigos'. All of them seem to be meetings for th

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'Should of', 'could of' and 'would of'.

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Could you guys maybe take this offline?

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From the footballing world:

 

Expectancy - it's expectation to me.

Ascendency - it's on top to me

'Probably hit it too well' - he didn't hit it well enough

'He's capable of that' - because 10 million have just witnessed him do it

'He's got that in his locker' - see above

'You'll not see a better strike than that all season' - this is the 14th time that phrase has been used this season. So I think I probably will..

'Most definitely' - Stick to football lad, and leave interviews to someone who can speak England (sic)

'Yeah, no' - Two words into the interview and you've just re-affirmed the above.

 

From where?

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From the footballing world:

 

Expectancy - it's expectation to me.

Ascendency - it's on top to me

'Probably hit it too well' - he didn't hit it well enough

'He's capable of that' - because 10 million have just witnessed him do it

'He's got that in his locker' - see above

'You'll not see a better strike than that all season' - this is the 14th time that phrase has been used this season. So I think I probably will..

'Most definitely' - Stick to football lad, and leave interviews to someone who can speak England (sic)

'Yeah, no' - Two words into the interview and you've just re-affirmed the above.

You know the rules by now.

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British people who use baseball terms like Curve ball, Rain check and Close of play

 

Isn't "Close of play" cricket?

 

Agreed, it is annoying though.  "Can you get that to me by close of play Thursday?"

Probably not as I'll be surreptitiously watching the 2nd test on my laptop and not really doing any work.

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From the f@#$**^*ing world:

 

Expectancy - it's expectation to me.

Ascendency - it's on top to me

'Probably hit it too well' - he didn't hit it well enough

'He's capable of that' - because 10 million have just witnessed him do it

'He's got that in his locker' - see above

'You'll not see a better strike than that all season' - this is the 14th time that phrase has been used this season. So I think I probably will..

'Most definitely' - Stick to football lad, and leave interviews to someone who can speak England (sic)

'Yeah, no' - Two words into the interview and you've just re-affirmed the above.

 

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Close of play is a shout. Does my head in that does. "Yeah I will do it before close of play"

 

*throws chair at the cunts head*

 

"Howzaaaaat!!!!!!????*

 

 

The ultimate cunt phrase in work lately is "thats the nature of the beast" normally used to people moaning about additional work-load or no payrise. I found myself saying it once and swore to myself, out loud.

 

Also wankers who do the inverted comma thing with their fingers when talking. Die on elm street you fucking twats

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Agree with all the "office" phrases...

 

But one that gets me is "take on board"...as in "need to take on board some fluids"...

 

Bollox...why not just say "have a drink of water"...

 

What are they...a boat or a plane or something?

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Stressed.

 

Chicks are always saying it. Being honest, very few of us have such important jobs that it's literally a matter of life or death.

 

I can understand a doctor or surgeon feeling stressed. But the average person? No, not for me.

I am often stressed. I put a lot of pressure in myself and feel the strain of that pressure from time to time. With that said, I can't think if a time when I've actually told anyone that I'm stressed, so yeah, I'll second this one.

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