Malaysian Boeing 777 goes missing

[dandyman]

We'll probably find out that it's sat on the runway and never took off, engine failed and all passengers hit off and holed up somewhere. Some woman will have forgot to let them out (see world of a woman thread - after all a woman recently joined a search to find herself so they've got form)

[Josef Svejk]

Apparently flew for another 5 hours. US officials saying their is a high possibility that the plane has been hijacked and taken to an undisclosed location. 

 

This little cunt knows.

 

 

"What does he know?"

 

He just fucking knows. Find him. 

 

Another theory shot to shit:

 

 

Born Herve Jean Pierre Villechaize in Paris, France, the son of doctor. By the age of three, Herve was diagnosed with an acute thyroid condition which would stunt his growth to 3'11". He studied painting and photography at the Beaux-Arts Museum in Paris. At the age of 18 he became the youngest artist to ever have his work displayed in the prestigious Museum of Paris. At 21 Herve traveled to New York for the art scene and became caught up with acting. His first credited movie role was that of Beppo in the 1971's ‘The Gang That Couldn't Shoot Straight'. In 1974 he landed the role of Nick-Nack in the James Bond film ‘The Man with the Golden Gun'. He is best remembered, however, for the role of Tattoo in the TV show, ‘Fantasy Island'. He played Tattoo in two TV movies in 1977 and 1978 and in the resultant series for five years. ABC dropped Herve from the show over a salary dispute; his last episode of Fantasy Island was shot in April 1983. He entered into a short lived marriage with show stand-in Donna Camille that did not last even a year. Health problems due to his condition worsened, he nearly died of pneumonia in 1992. Apparently he lived in almost constant pain, taking innumerable pills daily to alleviate his multiple symptoms and drinking heavily. In the early morning of September 4, 1993, he wrote a note, went out to his back yard and sat down. He made a tape recording saying he was despondent over health problems. He then shot himself in the chest. He was pronounced dead just after 3 AM. Herve's body was cremated and the ashes scattered at sea, off Point Fermin, California.

 

Poor little fucker.

[Alan Sex]

[VladimirIlyich]

Boeing,Boeing,Gone.

[Anubis]

They've found a survivor. Interview footage just in.

 

 

[Liverpool lad]

Anyone sum this up?

[Guest Numero Veinticinco]

Anyone sum this up?

Where's the plane? Dunno.

[General Dryness]

Anyone sum this up?

[Anubis]

Anyone sum this up?

 

Godzilla is real and he just launched a pre-emptive strike on Malaysia.

[Alan Sex]

[Remmie]

Who's the dude with the hair in the various memes?

[Bjornebye]

Anyone sum this up?

 

Nick Nack is dead. 

 

RIP YNWA 

[General Dryness]

Who's the dude with the hair in the various memes?

 

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Giorgio_A._Tsoukalos

[Spy Bee]

It hasn't crashed has it? 

[stringvest]

It hasn't crashed has it? 

 

there's always one loon.  

[Spy Bee]

there's always one loon.  

Come again?

[stringvest]

you suggesting it's crashed Adam?  You're mad you are.  

[Spy Bee]

I'm suggesting it hasn't crashed. 

[stringvest]

ah.  I'm the loon. 

[Nunavut Patrick]

Anyone sum this up?

 

I have a theory:

 

Too many people trying to shove too much stuff into the overheads caused the plane to tip over in mid-flight and fly upside down. The pilots became disoriented, the transponders started pinging signals off the Dark Side of the Moon becuase a) it was night and b) it was the Southern Hemisphere so they see the dark side of the moon. 

 

Hopefully all authorities will realize the extreme safety hazard carry-on luggage is (and yes it is luggage ffs) and ban it all. 

 

This will also save on average 37 minutes of gate time because fucktarts struggling to tetrus their carry on into the overheads will now just board the plane and sit the fuck down.

[JohnnyH]

Maybe he just forgot to land?

[Spy Bee]

Can you land a commercial airliner in the Andaman Islands?

[Carvalho Diablo]

Can you land a commercial airliner in the Andaman Islands?

 

https://maps.google.com/?ll=11.64060,92.73008&z=16&t=h

[Dougie Do'ins]

Photographic evidence is released that adds weight to the theory the plane could well have flown into a worm hole.

 

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[Spy Bee]

Oh wow!