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little things that annoy the shit out of you

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Just had an interview on Skype. Kids out playing in the street and one of the little fucking brats has been rumbling past ours on his little scooter (not an electric one) he goes to the top of the street and it's a slight gradient so he flies back down. Back and forth shouting like fuck while another one has been bouncing the ball right outside as well. Just looked outside and some woman who visits her friend, pulls up in a nice big car and lets her own two kids run riot in the street with her mates kids then fucks off a few hours later. I need a gun. Proper secluded nice quaint street ruined by feral little wankers between 4 and 8 years of age. 

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14 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

Just had an interview on Skype. Kids out playing in the street and one of the little fucking brats has been rumbling past ours on his little scooter (not an electric one) he goes to the top of the street and it's a slight gradient so he flies back down. Back and forth shouting like fuck while another one has been bouncing the ball right outside as well. Just looked outside and some woman who visits her friend, pulls up in a nice big car and lets her own two kids run riot in the street with her mates kids then fucks off a few hours later. I need a gun. Proper secluded nice quaint street ruined by feral little wankers between 4 and 8 years of age. 

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6 hours ago, Tony Moanero said:

Repped. What’s that shoved down the back of the cushion, mate?

 

4 hours ago, Tj hooker said:

Some paper document that my lad left in mine 

 

On 13/07/2021 at 20:33, Shithouse Cunts said:

Well my court order has just ended and i'm 6'2" with a touch of Francis obviously

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7 minutes ago, Colonel Kurtz said:

Weather warnings. Too fucking many in this country considering how mild the weather is. The Met office have just issued a Yellow warning for thunderstorms in Epsom. It's just noisy fucking rain. 

Agreed mate. Find the biggest field you can, stand in the middle and put a pan on yer head. Show these fuckers up for what they are 

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