The behind-closed-doors match thread.

[Jairzinho]

Yarmolenko has had a good debut.

[Jhinge Machha]

great goal from siqueira. runs the full length of the pitch, getting past 4 players before cutting in and chipping the goalkeeper

[Bjornebye]

Great draw that.

[Guest Numero Veinticinco]

Longest. Match. Ever.

[setreal]

HOOF!

[Jhinge Machha]

Great draw that.

 

yes. second half starting now. we have to try to get an early second half goal

[liverpoolsno9]

Thought Borini was great, took his 2 goals brilliantly, Ibe was ace. Having all the play & then getting hit on the break to go 1 down is becoming a bit of a worry though. Can't complain though, just the morale booster we needed before the big kick off. Shame Sturridge got injured again.

[Strontium]

Crunching tackle from Joe Allen, the defender felt that.

[Kevin D]

Is Kolo Toure drunk?

 

I sure fucking hope so.

[Kevin D]

The lack of penetration is astounding, they're treating this like a fucking training session. Some of these millionaires really need taking down a peg or two, especially Ibe and Coutinho. A couple of decent performances against Russian road sweepers and they think they've made it.

[Kevin D]

This is starting to resemble the Portugal - Brazil game from that episode of the Simpsons.

 

Actually, I bet that Rodgers and Allen watch that game every Sunday together and walk over the possession stats.

[Kevin D]

Turned it off, now.

 

Cunts.

[Russ Atmosphere]

I read it was mid-week this game. Will we ever know though, the result might be for secret squirrel's ears only.

[Kevin D]

It makes me laugh when people get all gushy eyed about how open and forthcoming Rodgers is. Aye, the great hero, who wants football matches played in secret, so we all have to take his word for it about how magnificent we are.

 

How many of these behind-closed-doors matches have we had throughout his reign? What were the scores in them? Don't Liverpool fans have a right to know these things? Or is it only him, Ayre and Peters who count?

[stringvest]

Kevin has a good point here. Is there a behind-closed-doors league? Is it like Fight Club?

[Jairzinho]

Yes, there is.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Fuck.

[stringvest]

I knew it. Did we qualify to play behind big closed doors all over Europe?

[Jairzinho]

Of course we did. We won the league by 27 points last season.

 

The final is next week. In Narnia.

[Jurgens Red Army]

Ian Ayres bird getting a run out for the last 10 mins as well, she looks quite tasty .

[kalasoma]

Hit the woodwork for the 9th time. What are they DOING in training? Useless.

[Ne Moe Imya]

The strange thing is, in these behind closed doors games we're actually excellent at corners.

[Anubis]

In an age of camera phones and Youtube you'd have thought some cunt would have put the edited highlights up, a BCDMotD as it were.

[Bjornebye]

players starting to look a bit tired now, need more work on fitness clearly

[Dave D]

He definately said "negrito" affectionately. The difference this time we all heard it as when the doors are closed theres quite an echo

[spider-neil]

Sturridge has scored (for real).

 

Got to start at the weekend. Take him off early if he is tired.