Boris Johnson

[Gnasher]

Just now, Hank Moody said:

Just as it ever was. 

Yeah you're still a cowardly little cunt. Now do yourself a favour and fuck off.

[Gnasher]

11 hours ago, MegadriveMan said:

It's effectively right vs far right now for the Tories? They're not even pretending to have a centre ground option any more.

 

 

Yeah nutty and complete nut job.

[Numero Veinticinco]

Just now, Gnasher said:

Yeah you're still a cowardly little cunt. Now do yourself a favour and fuck off.

Haha. He's off. You seem a bit upset. How will I be doing myself a favour? 

[Gnasher]

Just now, Hank Moody said:

Haha. He's off. You seem a bit upset. How will I be doing myself a favour? 

Do one you boring little cunt.

[Numero Veinticinco]

4 minutes ago, Gnasher said:

Do one you boring little cunt.

No. 

 

[Gnasher]

8 minutes ago, Hank Moody said:

No. 

 

 

Warra fucking gimp.

[Numero Veinticinco]

Just now, Gnasher said:

 

Warra fucking gimp.

Are you upset? You seem upset.

[redinblack]

11 hours ago, Barrington Womble said:

Who do you want to win? I genuinely don't know, I find the whole process thoroughly depressing. Assuming the last 3 would be Truss, Sunak and Morduant, who the fuck would you pick from them? For me I think sunak is the safest pair of hands. Even with his shocking track record. 

Whoever gets it will be unutterably awful and the potential further damage to the country immense, so all I have left is gallows humour so I will go with Truss for providing the greatest comedy value.

[Gnasher]

1 minute ago, redinblack said:

Whoever gets it will be unutterably awful and the potential further damage to the country immense, so all I have left is gallows humour so I will go with Truss for providing the greatest comedy value.

Feel the same. She'll be like a British Trump. God help.us.

[redinblack]

1 minute ago, Gnasher said:

Feel the same. She'll be like a British Trump. God help.us.

In a way its a shame its not Mad Nads, I'd quite like to see her threatening to batter Macron into the frozen food shelves in Aldi.

[Gnasher]

9 minutes ago, redinblack said:

In a way its a shame its not Mad Nads, I'd quite like to see her threatening to batter Macron into the frozen food shelves in Aldi.

She's put Truss up and was on Channel 4 news yesterday sounding as mad as ever. 

 

Edit; here she is, not quite understanding what unanimous means, still madly in love with Johnson. She's fucking crackers.

 

 

 

 

[redinblack]

10 minutes ago, Gnasher said:

She's put Truss up and was on Channel 4 news yesterday sounding as mad as ever. 

 

Edit; here she is, not quite understanding what unanimous means, still madly in love with Johnson. She's fucking crackers.

 

 

 

 

The dial on her there....."ya fuckin' wha?"

[Gnasher]

24 minutes ago, redinblack said:

The dial on her there....."ya fuckin' wha?"

She's developed a weird trait of rocking back and forth slightly in her interviews. She's going to go full loco.

[Arniepie]

I can't see him coming back in a bkaze of glory in 2 years time.

Already the stories are starting to leak out about the time of shite he got upto.

The next 2 years are going to be horrific and the new incumbent certainly won't be kopping the blame. 

History certainly won't be kind to the clown and in a few years only the true cultists will be claiming 'he got all the big calls right '

[Bruce Spanner]

Been told him, and they, need to hand over all personal correspondence relating to the dates of the parities.

 

Remember when his phone number was published and it became an incident?

 

Part of that was he needed a new phone and lost all data in the update…

 

Thats how he gets out of this and a whole load of personal responsibility.

 

New phone, who dis?

[Barrington Womble]

2 minutes ago, Bruce Spanner said:

Been told him, and they, need to hand over all personal correspondence relating to the dates of the parities.

 

Remember when his phone number was published and it became an incident?

 

Part of that was he needed a new phone and lost all data in the update…

 

Thats how he gets out of this and a whole load of personal responsibility.

 

New phone, who dis?

are you suggesting he is in cahoots with Rebekah Vardy? The last thing I was expecting was party gate and Wagatha Christie to join up. That is just what we all need to keep us entertained in the summer. 

[Bruce Spanner]

5 minutes ago, Barrington Womble said:

are you suggesting he is in cahoots with Rebekah Vardy? The last thing I was expecting was party gate and Wagatha Christie to join up. That is just what we all need to keep us entertained in the summer. 

It’ll be entertaining as we both know that text messages are stored on both ends…

 

Anyone with an axe to grind has been told they can submit evidence anonymously.

 

Though Cummings allegedly had the cabinet using burner phones at one point. 

[Arniepie]

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2022/07/08/boris-carrie-johnson-bought-3600-drinks-trolley-downing-street/

 

Thank god we had someone in no 10 standing up against all those elites

[Skidfingers McGonical]

3 hours ago, Bruce Spanner said:

Been told him, and they, need to hand over all personal correspondence relating to the dates of the parities.

 

Remember when his phone number was published and it became an incident?

 

Part of that was he needed a new phone and lost all data in the update…

 

That's how he gets out of this and a whole load of personal responsibility.

 

New phone, who dis?

This?

 

https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2022/jul/15/mps-demand-whatsapps-and-other-partygate-evidence-from-no-10

[Arniepie]

https://slate.com/news-and-politics/2022/07/boris-johnson-scandals-resigning-history-partygate.html

 

Even this documents a mere fraction of his disasters.

[Arniepie]

I wonder if the history books will document his cock ups,scandals and catastrophes as there were that many..its actual difficult even now to recall them all..the Russia report,accuri wallpaper gate,ppe scandal,catching covid,nursing home scandal,late lockdown, bodies piled high,party gate,lying to parliament,paroguing parliament, ledebev,Carrie blow job,Carrie job,latest sex scandal,brexit back stop,school dinner's....and breath.Im sure I've missed plenty out.

[Bjornebye]

7 hours ago, Hank Moody said:

Hahahaha repped. What a gif. Pissing myself here. 
 

 

Why haven’t you two offered each other out yet? I’d batter your both with one arm. Pair of “voles” 

[Numero Veinticinco]

2 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

Hahahaha repped. What a gif. Pissing myself here. 
 

 

Why haven’t you two offered each other out yet? I’d batter your both with one arm. Pair of “voles” 

Yeah, when I saw that gif this morning I was pissing myself. I did offer him out, at a Welsh KFC, but he’s also in his 60s, I’m not sure I can stomach the sound of his dislocated hip. 

[Bjornebye]

1 minute ago, Hank Moody said:

Yeah, when I saw that gif this morning I was pissing myself. I did offer him out, at a Welsh KFC, but he’s also in his 60s, I’m not sure I can stomach the sound of his dislocated hip. 

He told he was in my local pub once. Said he’d buy me a Guinness. Turns out he wasn’t. And I couldn’t be arsed getting off the couch anyway. (I think it was Gnasher, might have been Howdy) 

[Numero Veinticinco]

2 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

He told he was in my local pub once. Said he’d buy me a Guinness. Turns out he wasn’t. And I couldn’t be arsed getting off the couch anyway. (I think it was Gnasher, might have been Howdy) 

Gnasher is both black and not black. So you’d have noticed him if he was there. Basically, he’s flashing on and off.