Bitter Blue Taxi Drivers

[Joe Le Taxi]

guy in work travels all over the county by train which involves him getting back to lime st after ten o clock. Normally he gets a taxi back home. As he wears a suit and carries a briefcase he looks quite business like, each time he's been picked up by an evertonian cab driver he blags them that he's just got back from london. Blags that he works for a firm of accountants that are employed by the quatari's who bought psg. Tells them that big gay bill wants too much money to sell. Every one of them has hit the roof then got on the phone to their mates telling them its gospel.

 

Ace.

[Harry Squatter]

said last time he got picked up he told the taxi driver that the quatar group had already been shown round Woodison 3 months earlier and were all set to put an offer in. Big gay bill goes and puts a spanner in the works by insisting 3 board members include him remain and that Moyes should have a 5 year extension to his contract, also that he wanted 'significantly more money' than the 150 million quoted in the press. Apparently they were willing to invest 130m in the squad but due to the difficulties bgb posed they lost interest. 2 of them nearly crashed the cab in a fit of rage!

[LFC64]

guy in work travels all over the county by train which involves him getting back to lime st after ten o clock. Normally he gets a taxi back home. As he wears a suit and carries a briefcase he looks quite business like, each time he's been picked up by an evertonian cab driver he blags them that he's just got back from london. Blags that he works for a firm of accountants that are employed by the quatari's who bought psg. Tells them that big gay bill wants too much money to sell. Every one of them has hit the roof then got on the phone to their mates telling them its gospel.

 

I like him already

[Tj hooker]

guy in work travels all over the county by train which involves him getting back to lime st after ten o clock. Normally he gets a taxi back home. As he wears a suit and carries a briefcase he looks quite business like, each time he's been picked up by an evertonian cab driver he blags them that he's just got back from london. Blags that he works for a firm of accountants that are employed by the quatari's who bought psg. Tells them that big gay bill wants too much money to sell. Every one of them has hit the roof then got on the phone to their mates telling them its gospel.

 

This is probably one of the best storys ive heard I cant stop laughing

[redsoxs]

guy in work travels all over the county by train which involves him getting back to lime st after ten o clock. Normally he gets a taxi back home. As he wears a suit and carries a briefcase he looks quite business like, each time he's been picked up by an evertonian cab driver he blags them that he's just got back from london. Blags that he works for a firm of accountants that are employed by the quatari's who bought psg. Tells them that big gay bill wants too much money to sell. Every one of them has hit the roof then got on the phone to their mates telling them its gospel.

 

Lovin it.....

[Sangria]

There hatred is a joy to watch at times, wound many a few up to breaking point. As Mark says there are a lot of good ones but by fuck the bad ones are bad.

[Lee909]

Loving that story.

[Philbert]

My daughter's boyfriend is a Red taxi driver. He picked up Ross Barkley and got a 50p tip, then a few weeks later dropped Raheem Stirling off at the Academy and got a £7.00 tip off him.

 

'Cheap and small time' seems to sum up Everton, and all those connected with them.

 

True story by the way (Raheem stopped of at McDonald's on the way, perhaps he's trying to beef himself up)

[aws]

My daughter's boyfriend is a Red taxi driver. He picked up Ross Barkley and got a 50p tip, then a few weeks later dropped Raheem Stirling off at the Academy and got a £7.00 tip off him.

 

'Cheap and small time' seems to sum up Everton, and all those connected with them.

 

True story by the way (Raheem stopped of at McDonald's on the way, perhaps he's trying to beef himself up)

 

Or pick up another couple of girlfriends.

[navbasi]

guy in work travels all over the county by train which involves him getting back to lime st after ten o clock. Normally he gets a taxi back home. As he wears a suit and carries a briefcase he looks quite business like, each time he's been picked up by an evertonian cab driver he blags them that he's just got back from london. Blags that he works for a firm of accountants that are employed by the quatari's who bought psg. Tells them that big gay bill wants too much money to sell. Every one of them has hit the roof then got on the phone to their mates telling them its gospel.

 

That's brilliant mate!

[stringvest]

guy in work travels all over the county by train which involves him getting back to lime st after ten o clock. Normally he gets a taxi back home. As he wears a suit and carries a briefcase he looks quite business like, each time he's been picked up by an evertonian cab driver he blags them that he's just got back from london. Blags that he works for a firm of accountants that are employed by the quatari's who bought psg. Tells them that big gay bill wants too much money to sell. Every one of them has hit the roof then got on the phone to their mates telling them its gospel.

 

I love it.

[Nomad]

I got one who picked me up after the Cup final. To tell you the truth he was probably the most honest Taxi driver iv had in years.

 

Was really against the way Everton fans are so bitter and spew hatred. He used to love going the derby and sitting amoungst reds and blue. And he was even honest enough to say he was happy Liverpool won the cup as his family are mainly reds.

 

I almost thought he was a red the way he was going on.

[aws]

I got one who picked me up after the Cup final. To tell you the truth he was probably the most honest Taxi driver iv had in years.

 

Was really against the way Everton fans are so bitter and spew hatred. He used to love going the derby and sitting amoungst reds and blue. And he was even honest enough to say he was happy Liverpool won the cup as his family are mainly reds.

 

I almost thought he was a red the way he was going on.

 

What did he say when you didn't tip him?

[Jarvinja Ilnow]

guy in work travels all over the county by train which involves him getting back to lime st after ten o clock. Normally he gets a taxi back home. As he wears a suit and carries a briefcase he looks quite business like, each time he's been picked up by an evertonian cab driver he blags them that he's just got back from london. Blags that he works for a firm of accountants that are employed by the quatari's who bought psg. Tells them that big gay bill wants too much money to sell. Every one of them has hit the roof then got on the phone to their mates telling them its gospel.

 

He's a silent hero. The man with no name who rights wrongs.

[bossy]

 

Should have fucked off with his wife to send the sad, boring fuck posting his 12,324th post just before midnight on a Saturday night. By the way I'm from Cardiff.

 

I think this person is too weird and that Dave should ban him.

[Anubis]

My daughter's boyfriend is a Red taxi driver. He picked up Ross Barkley and got a 50p tip, then a few weeks later dropped Raheem Stirling off at the Academy and got a £7.00 tip off him.

 

To be fair, that's probably half Barkley's weekly wage.

[Bjornebye]

guy in work travels all over the county by train which involves him getting back to lime st after ten o clock. Normally he gets a taxi back home. As he wears a suit and carries a briefcase he looks quite business like, each time he's been picked up by an evertonian cab driver he blags them that he's just got back from london. Blags that he works for a firm of accountants that are employed by the quatari's who bought psg. Tells them that big gay bill wants too much money to sell. Every one of them has hit the roof then got on the phone to their mates telling them its gospel.

 

Buy this guy a pint from me.

 

Vincent from Collateral meets Travis Bickle

[Nomad]

What did he say when you didn't tip him?

 

 

something along the lines of

 

Ifithadn'tbeenforourconversationidbeaquidup.

[Harry Squatter]

Buy this guy a pint from me.

 

Vincent from Collateral meets Travis Bickle

Ha ha, will do, i might do it myself next time i get a late train back home!

[Ezekiel 25:17]

He was probably picking up a couple of happy meals for his kids tea.

[christhered]

i love this thread, said time and time again to my mates how every cunting taxi driver is always a blue, its always nice to play dumb and say you are a blue and the conversation always turns to what a bunch of shithawks we are.

[Liverpool lad]

If you tell them you go the game, they run out of ammo

[njackets]

said last time he got picked up he told the taxi driver that the quatar group had already been shown round Woodison 3 months earlier and were all set to put an offer in. Big gay bill goes and puts a spanner in the works by insisting 3 board members include him remain and that Moyes should have a 5 year extension to his contract, also that he wanted 'significantly more money' than the 150 million quoted in the press. Apparently they were willing to invest 130m in the squad but due to the difficulties bgb posed they lost interest. 2 of them nearly crashed the cab in a fit of rage!

 

Comedy gold this!

[JohnHenrySayers]

What do you actually know about me? Oh that's right, you know I was married. That's it. ie fuck all. Evidently you're the knid of bright lad who gets his hardons trolling this site. Bright, bright lad. Now fuck off and find some porn to wank over or whatever it is you do when you're not here. You fucking loser.

 

Dear Turdz,

Sorry for the delay in relying but I have a life apart from this dreary littlle forum where you spend the majority of your dull tedious life..

3 other things I know about you are as follows:

1. She was with you for around 8 barren years in which your flacid, poor excuse for a cock failed to do anything for her.

2. She fucked off with a Geordie and within months became impregnated by a cock in full working order.

3. You have posted around 12,500 (twleve thousand five hundred) times in around four years. That's around 1 post per day and you say I am a loser for fucks sake.

 

Enjoy the rest of your day posting (or finding a new 'interesting' avatar little boy).

Goodbye.

[stringvest]

Dear Turdz,

Sorry for the delay in relying but I have a life apart from this dreary littlle forum where you spend the majority of your dull tedious life..

3 other things I know about you are as follows:

1. She was with you for around 8 barren years in which your flacid, poor excuse for a cock failed to do anything for her.

2. She fucked off with a Geordie and within months became impregnated by a cock in full working order.

3. You have posted around 12,500 (twleve thousand five hundred) times in around four years. That's around 1 post per day and you say I am a loser for fucks sake.

 

Enjoy the rest of your day posting (or finding a new 'interesting' avatar little boy).

Goodbye.

 

Take a look at yourself sunshine. Are you proud of such stuff?