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Bitter Blue Taxi Drivers

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I knew they existed but had not had the displesure before up until yesterday morning. My God he was just soo bitter.

He was taking the piss because we nearly got beat at Wembley, He started to go on about how he loves it when "the shite" get beat. He even tried to talk about how we ruined them because of Heysel. He evn knew the exact date of the event.

They realy are bellends of the highest order.

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It was a pre booked one . Not the usual black* cabbie

 

* not racist

 

Same as the one I told to pull over and got out of. Threw him a quid to cover the distance we'd gone so far - the journey was worth far more, and told him I wasn't listening to his fucking horseshit.

 

I've had taxi drivers ask if I'm a red or blue since, and now I just tell them I'm not interested in talking about football. They shut up.

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I knew they existed but had not had the displesure before up until yesterday morning. My God he was just soo bitter.

He was taking the piss because we nearly got beat at Wembley, He started to go on about how he loves it when "the shite" get beat. He even tried to talk about how we ruined them because of Heysel. He evn knew the exact date of the event.

They realy are bellends of the highest order.

 

you should have taken his number.

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i remember about ten years ago i got one from old hall st to anfield with my mate. Straight away ge goes off on one about picking up kopites from the airport or lime street who had no idea where Anfield was. We both started winding him up saying 'well i dont really like football, our company got free tickets so i'm only going for the free food and beer' and 'is it true that that thing on Everton's badge was a medieval lighthouse to stop ships getting stranded on sandbanks?. He then went off on one saying we were taking tickets off real fans and told us to stick to playing squash or tennis!

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I knew they existed but had not had the displesure before up until yesterday morning. My God he was just soo bitter.

He was taking the piss because we nearly got beat at Wembley, He started to go on about how he loves it when "the shite" get beat. He even tried to talk about how we ruined them because of Heysel. He evn knew the exact date of the event.

They realy are bellends of the highest order.

 

I take it you didnt tip him then?

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I knew they existed but had not had the displesure before up until yesterday morning. My God he was just soo bitter.

He was taking the piss because we nearly got beat at Wembley, He started to go on about how he loves it when "the shite" get beat. He even tried to talk about how we ruined them because of Heysel. He evn knew the exact date of the event.

They realy are bellends of the highest order.

 

That says it all. Fact is, we didn't get beat.

 

Bluenose weirdos, they'd sell their daughters into sex slavery in return for winning the 'Mickey Mouse Cup'.

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guy in work travels all over the county by train which involves him getting back to lime st after ten o clock. Normally he gets a taxi back home. As he wears a suit and carries a briefcase he looks quite business like, each time he's been picked up by an evertonian cab driver he blags them that he's just got back from london. Blags that he works for a firm of accountants that are employed by the quatari's who bought psg. Tells them that big gay bill wants too much money to sell. Every one of them has hit the roof then got on the phone to their mates telling them its gospel.

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Should have fucked off with his wife to send the sad, boring fuck posting his 12,324th post just before midnight on a Saturday night. By the way I'm from Cardiff.

 

Long a pier take short a off walk.

 

Rearrange the words above and follow the advice you fucking imbecile.

 

If the puzzle above is beyond your level of cognitive wherewithal then run a warm bath and slice upwards, do the world a favour, I'll build a statue in your honour for the sacrifice towards the greater good you've made.

 

Go champ, suicide really is painless.

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guy in work travels all over the county by train which involves him getting back to lime st after ten o clock. Normally he gets a taxi back home. As he wears a suit and carries a briefcase he looks quite business like, each time he's been picked up by an evertonian cab driver he blags them that he's just got back from london. Blags that he works for a firm of accountants that are employed by the quatari's who bought psg. Tells them that big gay bill wants too much money to sell. Every one of them has hit the roof then got on the phone to their mates telling them its gospel.

This is brilliant.

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Lurtz Grand Master

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Should have fucked off with his wife to send the sad, boring fuck posting his 12,324th post just before midnight on a Saturday night. By the way I'm from Cardiff.

 

What do you actually know about me? Oh that's right, you know I was married. That's it. ie fuck all. Evidently you're the knid of bright lad who gets his hardons trolling this site. Bright, bright lad. Now fuck off and find some porn to wank over or whatever it is you do when you're not here. You fucking loser.

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