The punching above their weight thread.......

[Bjornebye]

11 minutes ago, Jairzinho said:

Either way, he's clearly tucking it into his sock.

hahaha 

[Elite]

James Pearce looks like Batman with an extra chromosome.

[Boss]

What an oddly shaped human being Pearce is. He looks like a dwarf that's been given HGH to outgrow himself. 

 

 

[Strontium]

3 hours ago, TD_LFC said:

 

[Creator Supreme]

21 minutes ago, Strontium said:

 

Superb, James Pearce is definitely Bottomtooth!

[DalyanPete]

14 hours ago, Ne Moe Imya said:

I'm tall but other than that average-looking and overweight

That bit sounds like the merseymart dating adds from years ago.

[sir roger]

Worst ' Rush Hour Crush ' ever

[Jarvinja Ilnow]

20 hours ago, Bobby Hundreds said:

She must have a kink for having transfer her dreams broken because he's is punching so far above his weight they'll probably measure gravity waves from the punch and create faster than light travel. 

"Honey, the vicar says the church is free in July, and dad says he can get the local cricket club lounge at mate's rates for the reception."

 

 "According to my sources, there is no truth that the church will be available, in July or any other time; and sources within the cricket club reveal that there are no reports that any negotiations have so far taken place".

[Creator Supreme]

That picture of Pearce with his missus has all the hallmarks of "Lottery winners surprise as he meets woman of his dreams on day he collects mega jackpot."!

[Kevin D]

We’ve only seen one photo of this woman and it’s from instagram. Who knows if she’s actually attractive?

[Nelly-Szoboszlai]

Pearce has definitely done well for himself there. 
 

 

[manwiththestick]

She does realise that kissing the toad is a fairytale, right?

[Jennings]

He tucks his cock into his sock, JP. JP. JP. JP

[Elite]

He looks a bit like Jordan Belfort, with a chin that you could shape metal with.

[Kevin D]

Two photos, two side on stances. A private instagram page. What is she hiding?

[Creator Supreme]

16 minutes ago, Kevin D said:

Two photos, two side on stances. A private instagram page. What is she hiding?

A vestigial twin?

[TD_LFC]

[Bjornebye]

36 minutes ago, Kevin D said:

Two photos, two side on stances. A private instagram page. What is she hiding?

 

 

[cloggypop]

Spot on JP

[Josef Svejk]

Bizarre. 

[YorkshireRed]

I bet she gets Pearced even more than our transfer links. 

[VladimirIlyich]

I bet you there are a few Everton wives who'd qualify for this quite literally.

[Creator Supreme]

5 hours ago, Josef Svejk said:

Bizarre. 

He must have her entire family locked in a cellar somewhere.

[dockers_strike]

16 hours ago, Bjornebye said:

 

 

That reminds me, I need to get down to Screwfix and get some ear protectors before I use my new chop saw! Already have the safety glasses, like.

[RJ Fan club]

On 23/03/2022 at 16:49, Jairzinho said:

Either way, he's clearly tucking it into his sock.

Believe the phrase is ‘as long as docker’s tea break’