The punching above their weight thread.......

[easytoslip]

43 minutes ago, sir roger said:

Was just being facetious about the Railway , easy , now the Village Inn , blimey.

For some reason i used to think the birds from Formby and Southport were more exotic than from round our way, i know now that was a mistake. 

[sir roger]

1 hour ago, easytoslip said:

For some reason i used to think the birds from Formby and Southport were more exotic than from round our way, i know now that was a mistake. 

Only moved here recently , and most of them appear to be ancient rather than exotic.

 

Only place I know where I am a relative Chippendale.

[manwiththestick]

16 hours ago, Mike D said:

It can be hard work even just going on a night out to town with a properly fit woman, with all the looks you both get and cunts pestering her.

I disagree, there is some smug satisfaction of being out with a girl and knowing that almost every lad in the bar/club is ogling her and probably calling you a jammy twat.

[John102]

8 minutes ago, manwiththestick said:

I disagree, there is some smug satisfaction of being out with a girl and knowing that almost every lad in the bar/club is ogling her and probably calling you a jammy twat.

Did you see it in a film?

[manwiththestick]

6 minutes ago, John102 said:

Did you see it in a film?

Haha, good one!

[Mook]

12 minutes ago, manwiththestick said:

I disagree, there is some smug satisfaction of being out with a girl and knowing that almost every lad in the bar/club is ogling her and probably calling you a jammy twat.

We had this backing singer in our band who was a model as well. One night in my local she thought it would be funny to pretend we were going out so we we walked in arm in arm & spent an hour or so talking and looking like a couple. Everybody was going "How the fuck have you pulled this off, Mook?", it was funny as fuck.

 

Not as funny a couple of days later when my bird heard about it though & I got the frying pan treatment.

[alles ist gut]

19 hours ago, Remmie said:

I hope there is a chip pan fire at Lee Mack's house and his face is used to put it out the moon faced full of himself cunt.

There are researchers who believe that this has, in fact, already happened

[easytoslip]

3 hours ago, sir roger said:

Only moved here recently , and most of them appear to be ancient rather than exotic.

 

Only place I know where I am a relative Chippendale.

Haha. 

[VladimirIlyich]

3 hours ago, sir roger said:

Only moved here recently , and most of them appear to be ancient rather than exotic.

 

Only place I know where I am a relative Chippendale.

Here is a recent photo of Sir Roger and his twin

[sir roger]

11 minutes ago, VladimirIlyich said:

Here is a recent photo of Sir Roger and his twin

Ha ha - More Rescue Remedy than Rescue Ranger these days.

[Harry Squatter]

I started seeing some Colombian woman from work who was ten years older than me but was absolutely amazing. She looked like the filthbag princess from Buck Rodgers. 

 

We'd been on a few dates in town but I decided to take her out round my local haunts. I'd been single for ages and was probably getting the reputation of being a saddo who no one had ever seen with a bird or someone making up imaginary women. When I went into my local pub where my mate worked their jaws all dropped and they kept saying I was a spawny bastard. 

 

I also became about 1000 times more attractive to the barmaids in there as one was always asking me why I never copped off with anyone in there. I just told her I valued quality over quantity. The barmaid said that she'd even shag her. I ended up shagging the barmaid about a year later after emphasising that she was quality and not quantity. 

[YorkshireRed]

I’ve been punching well above my weight for twenty years. I reckon I’m closing the gap now though. It’s a marathon not a sprint. 

[AngryOfTuebrook]

16 minutes ago, Harry Squatter said:

I started seeing some Colombian woman from work who was ten years older than me but was absolutely amazing. She looked like the filthbag princess from Buck Rodgers. 

 

We'd been on a few dates in town but I decided to take her out round my local haunts. I'd been single for ages and was probably getting the reputation of being a saddo who no one had ever seen with a bird or someone making up imaginary women. When I went into my local pub where my mate worked their jaws all dropped and they kept saying I was a spawny bastard. 

 

I also became about 1000 times more attractive to the barmaids in there as one was always asking me why I never copped off with anyone in there. I just told her I valued quality over quantity. The barmaid said that she'd even shag her. I ended up shagging the barmaid about a year later after emphasising that she was quality and not quantity. 

Nah. You made that up, you saddo.

[Mike D]

4 hours ago, manwiththestick said:

I disagree, there is some smug satisfaction of being out with a girl and knowing that almost every lad in the bar/club is ogling her and probably calling you a jammy twat.

If it’s just the 2 of you out in packed bars, just goin the bog or out for a smoke where you get separated it can be a pain. No wonder loads of couples go out in groups.

[stringvest]

1 hour ago, YorkshireRed said:

I’ve been punching well above my weight for twenty years. I reckon I’m closing the gap now though. It’s a marathon not a sprint. 

you old smoothie.  

[TD_LFC]

Liverpool's own James Pearce!

 

https://www.instagram.com/jamespearcelfc/?hl=en

 

 

 

 

[Bobby Hundreds]

She must have a kink for having transfer her dreams broken because he's is punching so far above his weight they'll probably measure gravity waves from the punch and create faster than light travel. 

[Anubis]

Pearce looks like he's taken the punch in that photo.

[Jairzinho]

Shitting on transfer hopes by day, shagging Scarlett Johansson by night.

[TD_LFC]

1 minute ago, Jairzinho said:

Shitting on transfer hopes by day, shagging Scarlett Johansson by night.

I was thinking more Lagertha (Katheryn Winnick).

[Jairzinho]

Either way, he's clearly tucking it into his sock.

[TD_LFC]

He got the first few lines in to a rendition of Allez Allez Allez and she was convinced.

[Ne Moe Imya]

On 31/12/2021 at 11:14, YorkshireRed said:

I’ve been punching well above my weight for twenty years. I reckon I’m closing the gap now though. It’s a marathon not a sprint. 

Lot of truth in this.

 

When I got married everyone basically wondered how I had done it. I'm tall but other than that average-looking and overweight. But now here we are 20 years later and I wouldn't say I've quite caught up yet but getting closer and closer. I reckon in about 5 years I'll be equal and in another 10 I might even be ahead.

 

Obviously not thinking of trading her in. I read the World of Women thread and I realise I lucked into marrying someone who is not only beautiful but a very sound person as well.

[Creator Supreme]

3 minutes ago, Ne Moe Imya said:

Lot of truth in this.

 

When I got married everyone basically wondered how I had done it. I'm tall but other than that average-looking and overweight. But now here we are 20 years later and I wouldn't say I've quite caught up yet but getting closer and closer. I reckon in about 5 years I'll be equal and in another 10 I might even be ahead.

 

Obviously not thinking of trading her in. I read the World of Women thread and I realise I lucked into marrying someone who is not only beautiful but a very sound person as well.

She proof reads your posts doesn't she?

[Bjornebye]

On 30/12/2021 at 15:20, Mike D said:

As an ugly cunt this thread proper depresses me.

 

On 30/12/2021 at 15:45, Rick Sanchez C-137 said:

 

Especially when you lack any acting ability.

Brutal