*Shakes head* Everton again.

[Harry Squatter]

3 hours ago, Pete said:

Because they are fucking awful & have been badly managed on and off the field on an industrial level for around 30 years? 

No, that doesn't fit the narrative. It's all Liverpools fault

[Johnlj]

On 13/10/2022 at 13:22, Captain Turdseye said:

 

Gurning like fuck there and non-stop chatting shite. Beaked up for a podcast, FFS. 

Coked up or whatever he`s been snorting. yabbing on, jaw churning, snot pouring out of him. Must be some real cut up shit. Some people can`t hide it. Amateur.

[AngryOfTuebrook]

On 12/10/2022 at 14:41, Bjornebye said:

Hahaha

 

 

 

 

 

BDO are apparently reconsidering some of their riskier clients, including our friends & neighbours. 

If BDO walk, they've got four months to appoint a new auditor and then get the accounts signed off. This could be fun.

https://www.consultancy.uk/news/32602/bdo-allegedly-eyes-everton-exit-amid-ownership-questions

[Harry Squatter]

2 hours ago, Johnlj said:

Coked up or whatever he`s been snorting. yabbing on, jaw churning, snot pouring out of him. Must be some real cut up shit. Some people can`t hide it. Amateur.

Brilliant the way he moans about Everton banning him from Goodison for life after he shat himself at the prospect of playing against John Barnes in a charity game.

 

He'd been on a beak and ale fest in Greece for two weeks and was hyperventilating thinking about John Barnes running rings round him not long after his retirement.

 

He then says he didn't feel well so didn't play. Then John Barnes switches sides so he would have been marking Stan Boardman in a German costume. Then goes upstairs to the stand and gets told to leave because Everton have banned him for life. 

 

The most Everton thing I've ever heard. 

 

 

[Bjornebye]

5 minutes ago, Harry Squatter said:

Brilliant the way he moans about Everton banning him from Goodison for life after he shat himself at the prospect of playing against John Barnes in a charity game.

 

He'd been on a beak and ale fest in Greece for two weeks and was hyperventilating thinking about John Barnes running rings round him not long after his retirement.

 

He then says he didn't feel well so didn't play. Then John Barnes switches sides so he would have been marking Stan Boardman in a German costume. Then goes upstairs to the stand and gets told to leave because Everton have banned him for life. 

 

The most Everton thing I've ever heard. 

 

 

He was in the away end right in the middle at the front at Anfield in the cup game (Van Dijk winner) you could see his big fuck off Phil Mitchell head giving that typical bitter snarl when they scored. 

[Harry Squatter]

1 minute ago, Bjornebye said:

He was in the away end right in the middle at the front at Anfield in the cup game (Van Dijk winner) you could see his big fuck off Phil Mitchell head giving that typical bitter snarl when they scored. 

Love the way he moans about the documentaries he did making him look like a cunt.

 

He travelled up and down the country for years fighting people, probably in front of women and kids terrifying them, ending up in prison and loving the notoriety of it all. But Danny Dyer cuts a few scenes about him laughing with a few other fellas and he's out of order.

[Bjornebye]

6 minutes ago, Harry Squatter said:

Love the way he moans about the documentaries he did making him look like a cunt.

 

He travelled up and down the country for years fighting people, probably in front of women and kids terrifying them, ending up in prison and loving the notoriety of it all. But Danny Dyer cuts a few scenes about him laughing with a few other fellas and he's out of order.

Hahahaha he's a bad tit. 

[Captain Turdseye]

1 hour ago, Bjornebye said:

He was in the away end right in the middle at the front at Anfield in the cup game (Van Dijk winner) you could see his big fuck off Phil Mitchell head giving that typical bitter snarl when they scored. 

My boy’s first game in the Kop end. In the melee afterwards he head butted me and left me with a mouthful of blood. I wasn’t even able to join in wholeheartedly with “since 1995” after the final whistle. 

[Bjornebye]

Peter Reid’s caused quite a stir …… the replies are hilarious 

 

 

 

 

[Jennings]

Who gives a fuck about their hooligans? Who gives a fuck if they're high horse FC? Who gives a fuck about their stadium? Or their finances. 

 

They want us to talk about all this off-field stuff, because it gives them something to argue and debate with. Something that differentiates them from us. Something that they can compete one a level with us.

 

The thing they hate most is when it turns to footballing matters. Glory. Trophy. Footballing Royalty. They know they can't compete on matters of footie. Everything else is insignificant in comparison.

 

[Anubis]

Richarlison bukake party at The New Lane at 5.30pm.

 

 

As I was typing bukake the predictive text changed it to Bullard. Who says limited AIs aren’t aware….

[an tha]

9 hours ago, Bjornebye said:

Peter Reid’s caused quite a stir …… the replies are hilarious 

 

 

 

 

He has no room to be calling people flagshaggers IMO

 

 

[Chocoholic]

On 08/10/2022 at 21:46, Arniepie said:

I think so.

I drive past every day and its definitely starting to take shape.

 

On 08/10/2022 at 21:48, Numero Veinticinco said:

I thought we were still in the 'laugh at them for a stadium that'll never be built' stage. Shame.

Stadium being built ≠ stadium being completed.

 

Valencia may have a story to tell them...  https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nou_Mestalla

 

We'll see what happens in the fullness of time, but their perilous finances offer no guarantees of anything.

[dockers_strike]

To be fair, they diverted a lot of their legitimate finances into stadium build 'costs' knowing that such losses attributed to the stadium build, would be allowable under the PL's laughable FFP.

[Barrington Womble]

2 hours ago, dockers_strike said:

To be fair, they diverted a lot of their legitimate finances into stadium build 'costs' knowing that such losses attributed to the stadium build, would be allowable under the PL's laughable FFP.

And because they can't find the money from elsewhere because nobody will lend them any. Moshiri believes he's a better chance of selling up with a new stadium than with one half built and another a stray ciggy away from burning down. 

[an tha]

They are unsustainable IMO....a terribly run football club, who are operating right on the cliff edge...if the PL had any bollocks about them when it comes to FFP they would be in serious trouble.

 

The only worry is if they get picked up ala Man City/Newcastle

[Barrington Womble]

23 minutes ago, an tha said:

They are unsustainable IMO....a terribly run football club, who are operating right on the cliff edge...if the PL had any bollocks about them when it comes to FFP they would be in serious trouble.

 

The only worry is if they get picked up ala Man City/Newcastle

They're not going to be as cheap as either of them though. So they're an outlay. Personally I think they'll end up with some terrible US PE fund looking for a quick flip. Someone who doesn't quite do enough research to realise what a basket case they are, how difficult football is and understand the impact of relegation and how they could easily go despite how long they've avoided it. 

[an tha]

8 minutes ago, Barrington Womble said:

They're not going to be as cheap as either of them though. So they're an outlay. Personally I think they'll end up with some terrible US PE fund looking for a quick flip. Someone who doesn't quite do enough research to realise what a basket case they are, how difficult football is and understand the impact of relegation and how they could easily go despite how long they've avoided it. 

That'll do....

[halewood pete]

[JagSquared]

3 hours ago, halewood pete said:

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[Trumo]

49 minutes ago, JagSquared said:

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Maybe he thought that was Tom Davies. Nil Ben Nisi Tom.

[Anubis]

MotD saying Kane’s volley was great technique because he hit it into the floor….

 

Everton fans singing the line “we’ve never shone so brightly.” Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.

[Paulie Dangerously]

They got battered last night. Could've easily been 4 plus. 

[Bjornebye]

5 hours ago, halewood pete said:

That’s the other set of cunts 

1 hour ago, Anubis said:

MotD saying Kane’s volley was great technique because he hit it into the floor….

 

Everton fans singing the line “we’ve never shone so brightly.” Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.

Woooohhhh

[halewood pete]

3 hours ago, JagSquared said:

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Wrong thread,wrong team !apologies