*Shakes head* Everton again.

[AngryOfTuebrook]

4 minutes ago, El Dangerous said:

Neither do Villa, Wolves, Palace or Southampton. They might have spent more but they’re just as relevant.

At least they have the decency to get relegated from time to time. 

[Jarvinja Ilnow]

1 hour ago, Doctor Troy said:

 

 

In a dystopian future, where oxygen is monetarised, I hope we get sponsored by it.

[Pete]

Evertonians appear to be bitter pricks stuck in the past who do things that cut their noses off to spite their faces. 
 

Is this an accurate description?

[Scooby Dudek]

21 minutes ago, Jockey said:

They really are getting off scott free. Millions spent for at least 5 years now and nothing to show for it. Yet they get not criticism from the media.

 

I had the usual discussion of "you lot are shit" with one the other day. Apparently this is because we are not as good as we think we are and expect to do well, whereas they know their place in the league. However by the same reasoning somehow they are a big club. 

 

They don't get shit because no one expects them to do well, so when they don't they don't get critical reporting because they don't matter. The issue is they accept this when it suits but also believe themselves to be a big club. It is pure doublespeak. 

As numerous people have said, if we didn't share a city with them we wouldn't give them a second thought.

[El Dangerous]

4 minutes ago, Jarvinja Ilnow said:

In a dystopian future, where oxygen is monetarised, I hope we get sponsored by it.

Then watch them squirm as we announce Lonsdale as our new kit suppliers.

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

13 hours ago, Mudface said:

One home win in the last ten. No wonder they want a magical new stadium.

Hers us thinking they never missed the crowd, they obviously thrive on the bile and bitterness.

[Captain Howdy]

They really are utter turd aren’t they? How do they escape criticism, scrutiny or pressure of any kind? They have spent an absolute fortune and look at the fucking state of them, yet not a peep.

[KMD7]

They're the Roger Irrelevant of the Premier League

[Harry Squatter]

They've got no rivalry with any other club whatsoever. They used to fight with the Mancs in the 70s and 80s but now they love them. 

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

As has been mentioned they get no criticism in the media as they are a nothing club. Dodgy owner(s), spending a fortune and getting near nothing.

If we finished 12th this season and they finished 11th that would be seen as success as was the first PL win at Anfield this century. They call us a cult but are lacking in all self awareness, worshipping nobodies and the terror of the colour red. “ Don’t mention that song “ absolute indoctrinated lemmings.

[Jimmy Hills Chin]

Bit of a sad life like!

 

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

Brothers and sisters let us not wear the devils colour and stay away from the sun

[DalyanPete]

Think it was a game in their last European (ahem) campaign, the commentator said, 

"Everton have spent awful lot of money to be frankly,well awful"

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

All purchased on eblue only using fivers!

[Supremolad]

It was laughable when Villa scored the 2nd goal last night and the commentator went - "Would have taken something spectacular to beat Pickford tonight". Ignoring the fact that Villa's 1st goal had been anything but spectacular.

 

Spectacularly bad defending from Holgate, perhaps.

[Stickman]

So if the completion of this is being pushed back and is resulting in costs going up from its initial £38 million then what will BMD end up costing when (sniggers) it’s built ?

 

An Isle of Man government funded ferry terminal in Liverpool will be at least £5m over budget and be completed a year late, the infrastructure minister has said.

The project was originally expected to cost £38m and be completed by December 2020, but that was pushed back to March and then July 2021.

It will now be finished in March 2022.

 

And will Jurgen’s grandad also get some of the blame 

 

The scheme has also been held up by the archaeological excavation of parts of the site and the need to dispose of unexploded World War Two bombs.

 

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-isle-of-man-56904428

 

 

 

 

 

 

[aws]

6 hours ago, Bobby Hundreds said:

I was reading some comments to their game on the guardian website, one comment sad I'd pick Everton as my second club less whiney than their neighbours! Jesus christ thats someone who is never around Evertonians. 

Nah. That was almost certainly an Evertonian. 

[General Dryness]

3 hours ago, Bjornebye said:

Hahahaha love that gif. Have you ever met @Captain Turdseye in real life? That gif is him when he goes from his second pint to his third. I spent half a match holding the cunt up then after had to put him in a phonebox so he didn't fall over. 

He told me that when it come to drinking, he's like the new Oliver Reed. The lying cunt. 

[Chocoholic]

Their irrational hatred of all things red doesn't stop them licking the arses of the Man Utd fans they lay on free grub for, in the Brick, etc.

[Harry Squatter]

1 hour ago, aws said:

Nah. That was almost certainly an Evertonian. 

Like all the ones who pretended to be Colombians who registered on GOT after Hamez signed.

 

The first thing they almost always said "Hello, my name is Juan from Medellin, I like Everton as they are the true peoples club of the city, unlike der fucking redshite, all the people in my road have bought Everton tops and the entire city stops now to watch the might blues. We are how you say?. Born not manufactured?"

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

Hi Iam Carlos from Cartagena I have watched the blues since I was knee high to a mule. Signing the King James has brought many new fans in my country, they all love the Toffees too. We will soon be in our shiny new stadium on the Royal Blue Mersey, laughing at the Redshite and buying Mbappe and Haaland. 
Everton Aren’t We!

[Tj hooker]

Have High horse FC condemned the Shenanigans going on at the Old Toilet or is that only reserved for der Redshite 

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

“ a stand against capitalism by another true people’s club, well done Manchester United “

 

” fucking murdering Redshite bastards rioting with no thought for anyone else “

[Jockey]

16 minutes ago, VERBAL DIARRHEA said:

“ a stand against capitalism by another true people’s club, well done Manchester United “

 

” fucking murdering Redshite bastards rioting with no thought for anyone else “

Schrodinger's protest - both virtuous and immoral until we found how Liverpool can be blamed.

[AngryOfTuebrook]

Just like antifa storming the Capitol to discredit Trump, Derredshite invaded OT in disguise to by a few more hours to get Phillips fit.