Tattoo Fail Thread

[Trumo]

Lateron dude but its shocking and has cost me the best part of 800 euros

 

Spending nearly 800 Euros on it is NOT the shocking part?

[lifetime fan]

This is going to be 'EPIC'.

[Uncle_Meat]

*grabs popcorn*

 

I can feel some classic Si coming up.

[Champ]

Lateron dude but its shocking and has cost me the best part of 800 euros

 

Suggesting this is quite a recent mistake

[lifetime fan]

Never mind a needle and indian ink...wait till you see a blunt shovel and tar!

[celeryBADboy]

First view dont look so bad be when you look at it carefuly its one of the worst youll ever see.

[RobbieOR]

Post a picture for god sake.

[md1892]

Awaits with bated breath.

[celeryBADboy]

my internet aint good enough to upload yet.

[RoboRiise]

 

 

What the actual fuck is that supposed to be, commemorating the day that both her kids were turned into zombies and had their faces smeared with shit?

[torahboy]

What the actual fuck is that supposed to be, commemorating the day that both her kids were turned into zombies and had their faces smeared with shit?

 

There's a bee in the 'artwork'. The children have obviously been stung by the bee's family. The children may have been hideously disfigured but the bee is all alone in the world. My sympathy is with the bee.

 

And much respect to the blind tattoo artist who produced this tortured masterpiece.

[Trumo]

What the actual fuck is that supposed to be, commemorating the day that both her kids were turned into zombies and had their faces smeared with shit?

 

There's a bee in the 'artwork'. The children have obviously been stung by the bee's family. The children may have been hideously disfigured but the bee is all alone in the world. My sympathy is with the bee.

 

And much respect to the blind tattoo artist who produced this tortured masterpiece.

 

Her kids are obviously the former f*******er nicknamed 'Psycho', and one of the two Fat Ladies.

[torahboy]

Her kids are obviously the former f*******er nicknamed 'Psycho', and one of the two Fat Ladies.

 

 

 

The dead one of the Two Fat Ladies? I can accept that scenario, and it's much more plausible than my bee theory. It also supports RiS's assertion that the children are zombies.

[Fowlers God]

come on the suspense is killing me......

[Skidfingers McGonical]

Come on Si.

 

i haven't got all day, I gots me some training to deliver.

[celeryBADboy]

Its not as in stupid or anything just a very badly done Tat its an absoloute disaster always told by Tatooists that they wont touch it cos its so poor.

[Duff Man]

Can't be that bad. Get it on so we can all decide for ourselves. We're a sympathetic bunch after all.

[celeryBADboy]

 

There you go probably not as bad as you think but its pretty fucking shit

[Duff Man]

I have to say I'm a little disappointed. I was expecting something much worse.

[celeryBADboy]

I have to say I'm a little disappointed. I was expecting something much worse.

 

You dont think thats bad i have to live with that shite for the rest of my life it can barely be made out.

[cloggypop]

Is it Wile E. Coyote or a dragon ?

[Guest Pistonbroke]

Fucking hell is all i can say.

[celeryBADboy]

Is it Wile E. Coyote or a dragon ?

 

Hahaha ive heard that before no joke but its supposed to be a dragon

[Duff Man]

They all look shit to me, dude, but I don't think it's anywhere near as bad as some that are out there. Why won't other tatoo artists take a look?

[silverlining]

It's totally inept artistically. Utterly shit and embarrassing.

 

It quite suits you