What constitutes the perfect cooked breakfast?

[lifetime fan]

As a protest I took my AirPods out and listened to the GFW with Nicky Bandini just playing off my phone so everyone could hear it. 
 

The thought of those robbing, parasitic tory cunts having to listen to a popular, well informed and transgender journalist was my two fingers up at them all. 

[Bjornebye]

Rogue bean hanging off the left of the sausage with what appear to be maggots coming out pretty much sums Padstow up. 

[Pidge]

Unfortunately, trago is in Newton About, so we can't even blame it on the Cornish...

[lifetime fan]

31 minutes ago, Pidge said:

Unfortunately, trago is in Newton About, so we can't even blame it on the Cornish...

Liskeard.  Yes we can. 

[lifetime fan]

36 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

Rogue bean hanging off the left of the sausage.

Was stuck in the cold fat that had turned to jelly! 

[Strontium]

Repped for the beans.

[Bjornebye]

15 minutes ago, lifetime fan said:

Was stuck in the cold fat that had turned to jelly! 

 

 

 

[Ezekiel 25:17]

I was expecting way worse till I clicked on the image, beans look great.

[Barrington Womble]

I stayed in the VSC hotel this week in London near marble arch. The room came with breakfast. It was cracking. Maybe one of the best buffet breakfasts I've had. It took about 300 times through the toaster to get to that colour, but not much else to complain about. Sausage and black pudding was brilliant. 9/10

 

 

[Bjornebye]

I like my toast smothered in butter while it's hot but fair play for taking you time so it's a respectable colour

 

Egg looks nice, could do with another one

 

Hash Browns and fried bread, look decent

 

Bacon looks ok

 

Could do with more black pudding but looks nice

 

Sausages (small) do look nice 

 

As for the rest:

 

 

 

[Jairzinho]

28 minutes ago, Barrington Womble said:

I stayed in the VSC hotel this week in London near marble arch. The room came with breakfast. It was cracking. Maybe one of the best buffet breakfasts I've had. It took about 300 times through the toaster to get to that colour, but not much else to complain about. Sausage and black pudding was brilliant. 9/10

 

 

 

It looks radioactive.

[Bjornebye]

1 minute ago, Jairzinho said:

 

It looks radioactive.

 

Someones opened Marcelus Wallace's suitcase under his stool and all 

[TheHowieLama]

1 minute ago, Jairzinho said:

 

It looks radioactive.

 

Like the pic was taken using the bean filter.

[Jairzinho]

The chair is actually made of beans.

[Chip Butty]

3 hours ago, Jairzinho said:

The chair is actually made of beans.

Thought he was on a space hopper to be honest. 

[Curly]

12 hours ago, Barrington Womble said:

I stayed in the VSC hotel this week in London near marble arch. The room came with breakfast. It was cracking. Maybe one of the best buffet breakfasts I've had. It took about 300 times through the toaster to get to that colour, but not much else to complain about. Sausage and black pudding was brilliant. 9/10

 

 

That’s actually whet my appetite and got mw

hankering for a cooked breakfast.

 

Although, the egg looks well prepared, it also looks it’s been turned into a fridge magnet under the heat lamps on the buffet.

 

Also, a personal criticism, no tomatoes. Bad perv you.

 

Last thing - the toast looks like it’s definitely been scraped off after being burnt. Good rescue job - I actually quite like it like that

[Barrington Womble]

2 minutes ago, Curly said:

That’s actually whet my appetite and got mw

hankering for a cooked breakfast.

 

Although, the egg looks well prepared, it also looks it’s been turned into a fridge magnet under the heat lamps on the buffet.

 

Also, a personal criticism, no tomatoes. Bad perv you.

 

Last thing - the toast looks like it’s definitely been scraped off after being burnt. Good rescue job - I actually quite like it like that

For me it is beans or tomatoes, never both. 

[Bjornebye]

16 minutes ago, Barrington Womble said:

For me it is weans or tomatoes, never both. 

 

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[Curly]

14 minutes ago, Barrington Womble said:

For me it is beans or tomatoes, never both. 

Tinned tomatoes - 100% agree, and it’s beans every time in that stand off, but grilled actual tomatoes missing from the plate is unforgivable.

 

I do forgive you though. I’m not angry as such, just really disappointed.

[Trumo]

Even the beans don't want to be there. They're making a break for it.

[Barrington Womble]

26 minutes ago, Curly said:

Tinned tomatoes - 100% agree, and it’s beans every time in that stand off, but grilled actual tomatoes missing from the plate is unforgivable.

 

I do forgive you though. I’m not angry as such, just really disappointed.

I find the combination of taste between real tomato and bean juice too weird..I never do tinned tomato, I don't understand them to be honest. 

[Jack the Sipper]

How the fuck have we got to a place where the good old baked bean, juice and all, is at the centre of this great debate about things on a fry-up, yet tinned tomatoes get a free ride?

[Remmie]

2 minutes ago, Jack the Sipper said:

How the fuck have we got to a place where the good old baked bean, juice and all, is at the centre of this great debate about things on a fry-up, yet tinned tomatoes get a free ride?

Because tinned tomatoes are pretty rare on a breakfast, whereas ruining it with puss filled minge plasma seems commonplace. And the bean/bin juice is always touching the egg. Cunts. 

[Jack the Sipper]

4 minutes ago, Remmie said:

Because tinned tomatoes are pretty rare on a breakfast, whereas ruining it with puss filled minge plasma seems commonplace. And the bean/bin juice is always touching the egg. Cunts. 

 

Use the sausage as a breakwater.

 

 

[Remmie]

6 minutes ago, Jack the Sipper said:

 

Use the sausage as a breakwater.

 

 

It's too late, the egg has been compromised.