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What constitutes the perfect cooked breakfast?

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Beans with a full English?  

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  1. 1. Beans with a full English?

    • Aye, bean me up, Scotty.
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    • Nay, poke your beans up your bum, one at a time.
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Bernard Diomede
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Me Ma’s effort today, everything cooked exactly as I like it. Minus a point for the lack of black pudding the lazy cow and half a point for one of the sausages breaking. 2 pieces of toast accompanied

Dr Arthur De Sabre
Dr Arthur De Sabre

Gather round boys, I’m back from the future:     home made pizza bases- hence the authentic misshapenness. couple of pork sausages, black pudding, beans - loads of the fuckers

Atticus Finch
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Just done me and the mrs a cooked breakfast for tea, been on the allotment all day and was starving. Mrs asked why I was taking a photo, told her it was so I could be abused by strange men off the int

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Bjornebye Grand Master

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8 minutes ago, YorkshireRed said:


Ian Rush might have drunk the milk but he’d have told that breakfast to fuck off. 
 

You don’t score a job lot of goals for Liverpool eating sticklebacks on toast for your first meal of the day. 


Negged for FF on the GF 

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Oh Buoy

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Black pudding puts off women and young people

 

Looks like they've provided a scoring system too (based on any items not above getting minus points, disappointing to see black pudding making the list but I guess it won't fuck off like Everton). 

 

Bacon - 11pts

Sausage - 10pts

Toast - 9pts

Beans - 8pts

Fried egg - 7pts

Hash brown - 6pts

Fried mushrooms - 5pts

Fried bread - 4pts

Grilled tomato - 3pts

Grilled mushroom -2pts

Black pudding - 1pt

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Scrambled egg - -1pts

Poached egg - -2pts

Fried tomato - -3pts

Tinned tomatoes - -4pts

Sautéed potatoes - -5pts

Chips - -6pts

Vegetarian sausage - -7pts

Pancakes - -8pts

Boiled egg - -10pts

White pudding - Reported to the police

 

https://d25d2506sfb94s.cloudfront.net/cumulus_uploads/document/s5tcb6u1l8/InternalResults_Full English_W.pdf

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Barrington Womble Grand Master

Barrington Womble

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59 minutes ago, Oh Buoy said:

image.thumb.png.9d7a77722b3e953bc164386ddc4af2e0.png

 

 

Looks like they've provided a scoring system too (based on any items not above getting minus points, disappointing to see black pudding making the list but I guess it won't fuck off like Everton). 

 

Bacon - 11pts

Sausage - 10pts

Toast - 9pts

Beans - 8pts

Fried egg - 7pts

Hash brown - 6pts

Fried mushrooms - 5pts

Fried bread - 4pts

Grilled tomato - 3pts

Grilled mushroom -2pts

Black pudding - 1pt

----------

Scrambled egg - -1pts

Poached egg - -2pts

Fried tomato - -3pts

Tinned tomatoes - -4pts

Sautéed potatoes - -5pts

Chips - -6pts

Vegetarian sausage - -7pts

Pancakes - -8pts

Boiled egg - -10pts

White pudding - Reported to the police

 

https://d25d2506sfb94s.cloudfront.net/cumulus_uploads/document/s5tcb6u1l8/InternalResults_Full English_W.pdf

 

Some weird shit there. And no more than eggs being behind beans. I love beans, but fuck that, bacon, egg, sausage are all equal importance on a fry up. What's the fucking point otherwise? Next you'll be telling me the shortage of eggs earlier this year was because the saudi's bought all the eggs up to make their breakfasts the best in the world. 

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Pidge Grand Master

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2 hours ago, Oh Buoy said:

image.thumb.png.9d7a77722b3e953bc164386ddc4af2e0.png

 

 

Looks like they've provided a scoring system too (based on any items not above getting minus points, disappointing to see black pudding making the list but I guess it won't fuck off like Everton). 

 

Bacon - 11pts

Sausage - 10pts

Toast - 9pts

Beans - 8pts

Fried egg - 7pts

Hash brown - 6pts

Fried mushrooms - 5pts

Fried bread - 4pts

Grilled tomato - 3pts

Grilled mushroom -2pts

Black pudding - 1pt

----------

Scrambled egg - -1pts

Poached egg - -2pts

Fried tomato - -3pts

Tinned tomatoes - -4pts

Sautéed potatoes - -5pts

Chips - -6pts

Vegetarian sausage - -7pts

Pancakes - -8pts

Boiled egg - -10pts

White pudding - Reported to the police

 

https://d25d2506sfb94s.cloudfront.net/cumulus_uploads/document/s5tcb6u1l8/InternalResults_Full English_W.pdf

 

Anti-BP neg. Grow up 

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This is a country that continually votes the tories in, are responsible for Brexit and Noel Edmonds, thinks Britain's got talent and Eastenders is amazing television and made gods of the likes of Westlife and Spice Grils.

 

We're capable of anything.

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11 hours ago, Oh Buoy said:

image.thumb.png.9d7a77722b3e953bc164386ddc4af2e0.png

 

 

Looks like they've provided a scoring system too (based on any items not above getting minus points, disappointing to see black pudding making the list but I guess it won't fuck off like Everton). 

 

Bacon - 11pts

Sausage - 10pts

Toast - 9pts

Beans - 8pts

Fried egg - 7pts

Hash brown - 6pts

Fried mushrooms - 5pts

Fried bread - 4pts

Grilled tomato - 3pts

Grilled mushroom -2pts

Black pudding - 1pt

----------

Scrambled egg - -1pts

Poached egg - -2pts

Fried tomato - -3pts

Tinned tomatoes - -4pts

Sautéed potatoes - -5pts

Chips - -6pts

Vegetarian sausage - -7pts

Pancakes - -8pts

Boiled egg - -10pts

White pudding - Reported to the police

 

https://d25d2506sfb94s.cloudfront.net/cumulus_uploads/document/s5tcb6u1l8/InternalResults_Full English_W.pdf


Nonce

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10 hours ago, Remmie said:

This is a country that continually votes the tories in, are responsible for Brexit and Noel Edmonds, thinks Britain's got talent and Eastenders is amazing television and made gods of the likes of Westlife and Spice Grils.

 

We're capable of anything.

 

Someone get down to their cafe and get a breakfast rated.

 

Bean up your life!

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