Current Horrible Cunt XI?

[LFC Brian]

Hate to speak ill of the dead but the goalie I hated most was Les Sealey when he played for Utd. Total fucking wanker.

 

Beat me too it,Cunt booted Beardsleys hat-trick ball into the kop after we twatted them 4-0,he deserves to go in a cunt 11 dead or not !!!

[ChunkyBarcode]

Got room for a small one on the bench? Ian Wright.

[castle_red]

All time Cunt XI would surely be anchored by the new Ipswich manager.

[Redder Lurtz]

What about Tim Cahill?

 

Dear Mr Cunny,

 

Please read my OP.

 

Regards,

 

Lurtzy x

 

 

Some cracking choices in here. We could make an entire squad plus ressies easily if we included some past players.

[RedinSweden]

All time Cunt XI would surely be anchored by the new Ipswich manager.

 

Not in his role as manager, he isn't. Allardyce would be a shoe-in though.

[castle_red]

Not in his role as manager, he isn't. Allardyce would be a shoe-in though.

 

Indeed not. Absolute player though, the twat.

[dirty_sanchez]

Let's not forget that Neil Morgan, just because he's not a Premiership player- and some would argue he never was despite appearing in the division- shouldn't exclude that horrible bastard.

 

Who? You mean Chris Morgan, the Sheffield United defender?

[Dougie Do'ins]

As requested one cunt and also cunt of a keeper.

 

[RedBrian84]

Who? You mean Chris Morgan, the Sheffield United defender?

 

Yes sorry, that's him!

[Whelan]

Its a good job its a squad game now!

 

Mark Shwartzer, man of the match every time he fucking plays against us, liteny of mistakes when he plays against United. Can't beleive nobody has Rudolph!

 

can I just add Neil Ruddock as well! fat, balding, obnoxious, worthless cockney cunt...

 

oh and Luton town..

[Cath]

Jussi Jaaskelainen.

 

He gets on my tits.

 

That's him.

[BorizJeltzin]

Itandje

Gallas Ferdinand Terry Cole

Ronaldo Cahill Barton Diouf

Drogba Berbatov

[RedinSweden]

Itandje

Gallas Ferdinand Terry Cole

Ronaldo Cahill Barton Diouf

Drogba Berbatov

 

Berbatov?

[Thants]

Eboue

 

Although he's starting to make me laugh due to Milans caption last month.

[RedinSweden]

That fucking palace keeper who plays in pyjamas gets on my tits. Looks like a Baz1969 victim.

[RedinSweden]

John Obi (wanker nobody) Mikel. he's a cunt.

[Trumo]

Got any room for Michael Brown and Van Der Sar.

 

Michael Bown, because one two-footed studs up knee-high challenge isn't enough.

 

VDS, because of the sheer level of time wasting he gets away with.

[OmarVizquel]

Hate is overrated.

[BorizJeltzin]

Berbatov?

 

Don't like him. Close call though between him and Adebayor

[slug]

materazzi's gotta be in there

[House of Dirk]

That fucking palace keeper who plays in pyjamas gets on my tits. Looks like a Baz1969 victim.

 

Gabor Kiraly ?

[derykw]

I don't understand that phrase at all.

 

What fucking difference does that make?

 

"Oooh, I know I shouldn't speak ill of the dead, but that Hitler was a right cunt"

 

There's loads of dead people I speak ill of.

 

And there's plenty more who aren't dead yet, but hopefuly will be soon, that I will delight in speaking ill of.

 

 

 

But Hitler didnt play in goal:whistle:

[RobbieOR]

I agree with RIS. Lampard isn't that much of a cunt. He's gone up in my estimation after last night. In fairness he was the only one who took that defeat gracefully. Didn't complain went up and congratulated Xavi and swapped Jerseys with him.

[ratcatcher]

Les Sealey's dead!? When did that happen?

 

I remember hearing him fart really loud during a game down the kop end when he was playing for filth. The dirty get even cocked his leg when he let rip!

[wlshyd]

Nice. Arjen Robben anyone?

 

In agreement with Robben, and Lucas Neill for that matter.

 

Kieran Richardson pisses the fuck out of me... thinks he's a shit load better than he is, hence the move up north