The "things that make you realise you're getting older" thread

[General Dryness]

You had been warned.

 

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If ever I'm in a situation where I'm owed money and they won't pay up, you fellas are hired to collect.

 

Which ones you mate?

[Carvalho Diablo]

If ever I'm in a situation where I'm owed money and they won't pay up, you fellas are hired to collect.

 

Which ones you mate?

 

Hahaha, I'm the good looking bastard in the middle.

[General Dryness]

Hahaha, I'm the good looking bastard in the middle.

Alright alright, I'll pay. Just don't hurt me.

[Carvalho Diablo]

Alright alright, I'll pay. Just don't hurt me.

 

That's what LFD said.

[Anny Road]

I the guy far right not Pete Price

[raininblood]

When lots of people around you in work start wearing glasses, it would have been hilarious 25 years ago but now it just seems sensible !

[Rico1304]

My 2'yr old daughter just called me a silly old man.

[Spy Bee]

I absolutely love feeding the birds that visit my bird table.

[littletedwest]

I have no idea who kanye is. I know he is involved in music but he could walk past me and I wouldn't have a clue.

see people on about him on Facebook tonight. No idea

[littletedwest]

I have no idea who kanye is. I know he is involved in music but he could walk past me and I wouldn't have a clue.

see people on about him on Facebook tonight. No idea

[JagSquared]

Out in London in shorditch doing my best dad dance and clearing the dance floor...I'm only 30

 

Sad face.

[Section_31]

Having a favourite chair, whether at home, work or down the pub...and then getting the flaming hump if some cheeky cunt dares to sit in it.

When a bird in the pub thinks you're eyeing her up, but you're actually eyeing up her chair.

[cochyn]

The other week, I found myself sat in my silver/grey Audi estate, in Waitrose car park, listening to jazz on Radio 2 without irony.

 

It's over isn't it?

[JagSquared]

Some teen girls were messing around and managed to bump into me. They immediately turned and said "sorry sir, are you ok?". Fucks sake I'm 30 not 94.

[PestiRed]

Realising that every lad you see under the age of thirty dresses and looks incredibly effeminate to you now. I've become the old bloke that thinks young people are all big girl's blouses

[Section_31]

Some teen girls were messing around and managed to bump into me. They immediately turned and said "sorry sir, are you ok?". Fucks sake I'm 30 not 94.

This sounds like the start of a potentially excellent porn mpeg.

[Stu Monty]

Seeing what looks like Steve Craddock's dad playing guitar for Weller.

[manwiththestick]

Seeing what looks like Steve Craddock's dad playing guitar for Weller.

Seen Simon Fowler recently on something or other, time has not been kind to him.

[Furmedge]

Staying in the car to catch the end of the news.

[RJ Fan club]

I've been on holiday for 3 days. Still not been in a pub yet.

 

I might get a National Trust membership this week. And I think the parking side of the deal is quite good

[lifetime fan]

Seen Simon Fowler recently on something or other, time has not been kind to him.

Christ.

 

[Paulie Dangerously]

I'm Rick Harrison, and this is my pawn shop. I work here with my old man and my son, "Big Hoss." Everything in here has a story and a price. One thing I've learned after 21 years - you never know what is gonna come through that door.

Post of the year.

[Carvalho Diablo]

Post of the year.

Pah.

[Spy Bee]

"Can you turn Radio 1 off it's giving me a fucking migraine!"

 

Me today.

[Rick Sanchez C-137]

Some teen girls were messing around and managed to bump into me. They immediately turned and said "sorry sir, are you ok?". Fucks sake I'm 30 not 94.

 

 

This sounds like the start of a potentially excellent porn mpeg.

 

Teens girls: "sorry sir, are you ok?"

JagSquared: "I'll be alright, in about 7 minutes and 23 seconds" *whips the pigs out*