The "things that make you realise you're getting older" thread

[Section_31]

For me it all started with supermarket clothes with plenty of room in them, it's a slippery slope.

[Carvalho Diablo]

[Champ]

For me it all started with supermarket clothes with plenty of room in them, it's a slippery slope.

She's a lucky girl, Secsh

[stringvest]

For me it all started with supermarket clothes with plenty of room in them, it's a slippery slope.

You're already at the bottom of it with that Mark

[Champ]

When personal hygeine becomes a genuine chore.

 

 

For me it all started with supermarket clothes with plenty of room in them, it's a slippery slope.

Are you sure you're not a wee bit depressed, mister?

[Section_31]

Are you sure you're not a wee bit depressed, mister?

 

No, I'm just 35. 

[Champ]

No, I'm just 35.

 

It was meant in jest (mostly)

[Section_31]

It was meant in jest (mostly)

 

You could be partly right. The house is being done up with no end in sight and it's an absolute shithole, when you're living like that you tend to stop giving a fuck. 

[Mook]

No, I'm just 35. 

 

You think you're bad, mate. I'm 36 & I run about the house dressed like this...

 

[VladimirIlyich]

You think you're bad, mate. I'm 36 & I run about the house dressed like this...

 

You dapper twat,you.

[Champ]

You think you're bad, mate. I'm 36 & I run about the house dressed like this...

 

You should worry! Thats what lifey goes out looking like

[Champ]

You could be partly right. The house is being done up with no end in sight and it's an absolute shithole, when you're living like that you tend to stop giving a fuck.

 

And maybe you're just not quite as shallow as I am

[lifetime fan]

You should worry! Thats what lifey goes out looking like

Fuck off.

 

I've come back with a load of Ralf Lauren, Paul Smith, Hackett and some other brand of polo shirt (I'd never heard of either) that I look a cunt in.

[lifetime fan]

A fucking primary school spray painted with those bollocks motivational messages on the side of it.

 

That was graffiti when we were kids, now the schools are putting it on there themselves!

[moof]

When you realise you're the same age as section 31

[lifetime fan]

When you realise you're the same age as section 31

Or older.

[Champ]

Fuck off.

 

I've come back with a load of Ralf Lauren, Paul Smith, Hackett and some other brand of polo shirt (I'd never heard of either) that I look a cunt in.

Ralf, you say?

You've been had

[Elite]

Ralf, you say?

You've been had

They'll go nicely with his Raybons.

[setreal]

Ralf, you say?

You've been had

 

He meant Rolf

[Mook]

They'll go nicely with his Raybons.

 

And his Sergio Georgini leather jacket.

 

[Elite]

And his Sergio Georgini leather jacket.

 

Class.

[Mook]

I hear you get some nice trainers in Dubai too.

 

[stringvest]

You've been had Col.  

 

Now you know why that new Georgie O'Armani suit smells of potatoes

[Section_31]

Me: 'All this Cilla coverage and no Bob Carolgees - is he still alive?'

Mrs: 'Who's Bob Carolgees?'

Me: 'He was like a ventirloquist with a dog, but he didn't talk he would just spit - he was called spit'.

Mrs: 'What?'

Me: 'I'm going to work.' 

[stringvest]

Me: 'All this Cilla coverage and no Bob Carolgees - is he still alive?'

Mrs: 'Who's Bob Carolgees?'

Me: 'He was like a ventirloquist with a dog, but he didn't talk he would just spit - he was called spit'.

Mrs: 'What?'

Me: 'I'm going to work.' 

 

Are you going out with Adam's ex?