The "things that make you realise you're getting older" thread

[Total Longo]

Fields full of cream. The mind boggles.

[manwiththestick]

While all the bagheads are locked away for the weekend, get into town and enjoy yourself.

 

 

Just been the Asda in Runcorn and it was overrun with skanks wearing wellies loading their trolleys with boxes of Fosters and crisps.

 

Some of them may even be going Creamfields or it's the norm for Friday afternoons in Runcorn.

[Section_31]

Just been the Asda in Runcorn and it was overrun with skanks wearing wellies loading their trolleys with boxes of Fosters and crisps.

 

Some of them may even be going Creamfields or it's the norm for Friday afternoons in Runcorn.

 

Absolutely horrendous, fucking Paul Okenfold and Judge Jules or some shit or whoever these fucks listen to now, what a nightmare. 

 

'Over on the Cream stage we've got some wanker'.

 

 

I'd like to fly over in an air balloon pumping out Dean Martin music. 

 

 

Twats. 

[Total Longo]

get de tyyyuuuuuunnnnnnes blaaaaaarin!

[Special K]

That's certainly true about time. It seems when you leave school the clock speeds up then when you have kids it turns into Carl Lewis on speed. When your at school yourself every day seemed an entirety .

"Who's Carl Lewis?" - some young cunt. Probably

[Bjornebye]

Because im bothered that it might rain at a festival im going too tomorrow and Sunday.

[Elite]

Me treating myself consists of "home improvements"

[chris71]

"Who's Carl Lewis?" - some young cunt. Probably

The second best athelete in the world, after Daly Thompson.

[Stouffer]

Fuck off Momo.

[lifetime fan]

The bird not believing me we had a black and white telly when we were kids.

 

Cunt.

[lifetime fan]

I'm cooking a roast, take her in a glass of wine and she's watching some X factor bollocks she's recorded.

 

I recognised Simon Cowell and that Geordie slag but don't have a clue who the other two twats are.

[Champ]

I'm cooking a roast, take her in a glass of wine and she's watching some X factor bollocks she's recorded.

 

I recognised Simon Cowell and that Geordie slag but don't have a clue who the other two twats are.

Recorded? *shakes head*

[lifetime fan]

Recorded? *shakes head*

Like I'd let her watch it live.

[Champ]

Like I'd let her watch it live.

That anyone would still be watching that manufactured tosh

[lifetime fan]

That anyone would still be watching that manufactured tosh

She's actually got a decent taste in telly apart from that and Jonathan Creek.

[Carvalho Diablo]

She's actually got a decent taste in telly apart from that and Jonathan Creek.

 

Shit Creek.

[lifetime fan]

Shit Creek.

It's the one programme we argue about.

 

I can put up with her watching X factor if I'm in a different room but I see Jonathan Creek on the Virgin box and I want to destroy the telly and room.

[Champ]

Bruce Foxton is 60 today. 60? That can't be right

[Section_31]

Whose he you old fart? Someone from your Northern Soul days?

[chris71]

Bruce Foxton is 60 today. 60? That can't be right

 

Jam rep.

[Champ]

Jam rep.

Chris knows

[General Dryness]

Bruce Foxton is 60 today. 60? That can't be right

The seventies was 40 years ago love. Its perfectly believable.

[Champ]

The seventies was 40 years ago love. Its perfectly believable.

*ignore the 'love', Champ. Just ignore him*

[Carvalho Diablo]

*ignore the 'love', Champ. Just ignore him*

 

[General Dryness]

*ignore the 'love', Champ. Just ignore him*

Don't be like that treacle.

 

In other news, someone else who was famous in the seventies is quite old now. Take your pick.