The "things that make you realise you're getting older" thread

[lifetime fan]

At the rate I've got grey coming through and overtaking ginger in my hair and beard, give it another 12 months and I'll look like this.

[Total Longo]

At the rate I've got grey coming through and overtaking ginger in my hair and beard, give it another 12 months and I'll look like this.

 

 

Boss, tha'

[Mook]

Seeing a post you made two or three days ago & not remembering making it at all.

 

*could also go in the 'things that make you realise you're a massive pisshead' thread*

[General Dryness]

I'm 41 in a few days time. Forty fucking one. Time is a massive cunt and can fuck fucking off.

 

On the plus side, I'm a year closer to being able to get away with stinking of piss and saying whatever I like about people right in front of them.

[Guest Pistonbroke]

Yup. Just went shorter with mine, due to some slight recidivism and greyness.

 

Said fuck it and let the wife use the shaver on it - not paying some cunt to spend 2 minutes buzzing my hair to one length.

 

Best way, I bought a hair trimmer from Remington about 7 years ago when I realised short hair was the way to go, saved a fucking fortune on hair cuts and if the kids are out I get her to do it topless and give me extras. 

[stringvest]

At the rate I've got grey coming through and overtaking ginger in my hair and beard, give it another 12 months and I'll look like this.

 

Haha!  had to get the passport renewed this week and my head looked exactly like that.  Bad news mate.  You could always dye it Col 

[lifetime fan]

You mean deliberately make it more ginger?

 

Fuck that.

[General Dryness]

Best way, I bought a hair trimmer from Remington about 7 years ago when I realised short hair was the way to go, saved a fucking fortune on hair cuts and if the kids are out I get her to do it topless and give me extras. 

 

Its the way forward. "Balding" is not a good look. Have hair, or be bald. No middle ground.

 

I had it pointed out to me about 15 years ago that I was thinning on top. Went and bought some clippers the next day. No barber has had a penny off me since.

[Jairzinho]

Starting to get pretty fucked off with having nose hair.

[Furmedge]

Hoping for a bit of rain because it's good for the garden.

[lifetime fan]

Starting to get pretty fucked off with having nose hair.

Wait until you have to take your nasal trimmer back to the shops because it can't cope with the growth.

[lifetime fan]

Its the way forward. "Balding" is not a good look. Have hair, or be bald. No middle ground.

 

I had it pointed out to me about 15 years ago that I was thinning on top. Went and bought some clippers the next day. No barber has had a penny off me since.

My ol fella always had a side parting when we were kids, came home from school one day and he'd bic'd the lot off. When we asked him why he told us some woman in work thought he might have a combover to hide the fact he was going bald. Said he'd rather every fucker knew he was bald than one person thinking he was trying to hide it.

[lifetime fan]

South Africa won the rugby World Cup 20 years ago.

[Paulie Dangerously]

I'm at a stage in hair loss stage in which the longer my hair is the balder I look.

 

Have any other bald brothers encountered this?

[Section_31]

Still got a decent head of hair but the thought of losing it has never bothered me in the slightest, I can't stand hair. Absolute pain in the arse. 

[Rick Sanchez C-137]

Still got a decent head of hair but the thought of losing it has never bothered me in the slightest, I can't stand hair. Absolute pain in the arse. 

 

I thought the same until the hairline started to receed. Not even by much, but enough for me to notice. I just take the clippers to it once a month now.

[General Dryness]

My ol fella always had a side parting when we were kids, came home from school one day and he'd bic'd the lot off. When we asked him why he told us some woman in work thought he might have a combover to hide the fact he was going bald. Said he'd rather every fucker knew he was bald than one person thinking he was trying to hide it.

Exactly. Clever combing never fools anyone.

[Hades]

I'm at a stage in hair loss stage in which the longer my hair is the balder I look.

 

Have any other bald brothers encountered this?

 

All about contrast, mate. The thicker the hair, the more the gaps stand out. Buzz it all off. 

[lifetime fan]

I thought the same until the hairline started to receed. Not even by much, but enough for me to notice. I just take the clippers to it once a month now.

You got the 'Mr Motivator' too?

[Section_31]

Some people deffo look better bald 

 

 

 

 

 

[Rick Sanchez C-137]

Lets just hope i'm one of those people. Its fucking nailed on.

[Section_31]

[Grinch]

Got the head shaved yesterday and barely had to bother brushing up.

 

My nose hairs would block the sink.

[lifetime fan]

People telling you how scary it is they left school ten years ago.

[Dr Nowt]

Saturday Night Armistice is now 20 years old: