The "things that make you realise you're getting older" thread

[Anny Road]

In my 20’s I thought I knew everything. In my 30’s I realised than in my 20’s I knew very little and did now. In my 40’s I realise I know fuck all.

[Mook]

Mrs told me a good saying once: "when I was in my 20s I used to walk into a room and think 'what do these people think of Me?'. Now in my 30s I walk into a room and think 'what do I think of these people'?"

*imagines a bird in her 20s walking into the room

[stringvest]

Mrs told me a good saying once: "when I was in my 20s I used to walk into a room and think 'what do these people think of Me?'. Now in my 30s I walk into a room and think 'what do I think of these people'?"

 

 

wait until you get to your 50s.  You don't give a fuck what they think about you and you don't give them a second thought.  And you can't remember why you walked into the room in the first place. 

[s(k)aturation]

No longer being able to read TLW "Actual Size" on my laptop screen.  "Zoom in", me.

[Bobby Hundreds]

Constant tight lower back. No pain just every now and then I'll bend a certain way and my back will just go FUCK YOU BITCH like an electric shock. Is this the future.

[littletedwest]

When you're in bed before ice cream man comes

[s(k)aturation]

Constant tight lower back. No pain just every now and then I'll bend a certain way and my back will just go FUCK YOU BITCH like an electric shock. Is this the future.

 

 

Don't worry, there'll be an AI Bobby Hundreds soon.

[Section_31]

Looking at people around your age and thinking 'fuck me, do I look that old?'

[Remmie]

Looking at people around your age and thinking 'fuck me, do I look that old?'

Hmmm we're about the same age...

[Section_31]

Mrs was watching some singing programme on ITV before with this fella hosting, I'd never heard of him so Googled him and he's 42 - forty fucking two. 

 

[littletedwest]

In what dog years or something? Who is he?

[Champ]

Looking at people around your age and thinking 'fuck me, do I look that old?'

Looking at people around my age and thinking, 'I don't look that old'

[Section_31]

In what dog years or something? Who is he?

Some Irish fella. Maybe it's the mileage.

[Atticus Finch]

Looking at people around my age and thinking, 'I don't look that old'

Looking in the mirror and seeing your old dad

[Champ]

Looking in the mirror and seeing your old dad

I didn’t know you know my dad

[cloggypop]

Just go to decent gigs every week. It's adding at least 9 years to my lifespan apparently.

 

https://www.digitalmusicnews.com/2018/03/28/music-concert-gigs-nine-years/

[General Dryness]

I didn’t know you know my dad

You didn't know your dad had a chauffeur.

[PestiRed]

Ankles like footballs after a flight. When did I turn into a pregnant woman?

[VladimirIlyich]

No longer being able to read TLW "Actual Size" on my laptop screen. "Zoom in", me.

Been using a zoom in app for years but not because of bad eyesight,just to have a uniform size of text to all the web pages I read.

[Rico1304]

My knees hurt that much after running that the pain features in my dreams.

[Anny Road]

I usually have a no1 or number 0 hair cut. Just a bit of stubble for appearance sake.

Went at it with a razor yesterday cut to the bone. Real shinny.

 

Not one fucker noticed any difference. I must have been this baldly all along.

[Champ]

My knees hurt that much after running that the pain features in my dreams.

It’s time to get a bike, rico

[Babb'sBurstNad]

Reading the Celebrity Tits Out thread and realising not only do I not know half the modern actresses, but my first reaction to most pictures is "Look at the state of that room". I clean up if I'm putting a picture on gumtree, so I'd assume flashing your axe wound would at least call for picking socks up off the floor.

[Captain Turdseye]

Had to cancel a night out playing snooker because I bent down to tie my daughter's shoelaces and pulled a muscle in my neck/shoulder when I stood up.

[Paulie Dangerously]

Watched the footy Tuesday night, 2 pints and in bed by 10:30.  Went out to meet a mate on Weds, 5 pints and in bed by half 10.

 

Yesterday I was absolutely goosed, my kidneys hurt and I am shattered still today