The cunting Daily Mail thread.

[Rick Sanchez C-137]

She'd get it but her infidelity is most likely because of her being a horrible dead-inside cunt, rather than being a 7.5/10

[AngryOfTuebrook]

"The Agony of Being Too Much of a Hoo-er to Stay Faithful"

[Bobby Hundreds]

So brave to admit youre a bit of an arsehole in the daily mail, the arseholes publication of choice.

[AngryOfTuebrook]

I've not checked the comments section, but I'm guessing that they love this - a trollop who willingly puts herself in the stocks.

[Dr Nowt]

Samantha Brick 2.0.

[Paulie Dangerously]

Good article about Teresa May and Nicola Sturgeon both having new hair cuts.  Look at those women trying to play politics with their new hairdos!  Oo it's a power play!  Well done girls. 

[Anubis]

The Daily Mail getting it's arse handed to it on Twitter.

 

https://twitter.com/mattround/status/845044347196379136

[M_B]

Comedy gold from the comments section today

 

""Make it illegal in Britain to change name to an Islamic name from an British name it seems to me almost jihad dies were born with different names to the ones they die with. Surely MI5 and 6 have just got to check name changes to work out who they have to expel or shoot."

[Nelly-Szoboszlai]

"How to use a car for mass murder"

 

Find a crowd of people. Drive it at people. At a fast speed. Maybe reverse over some too, to make sure.

 

No Google search needed.

[Lee909]

Fucking human rights getting in the way of just shooting people for a name change

 

Feel sorry for all the hollywood types who changed their names

 

• Katy Perry Real name Katheryn Elizabeth Hudson. ...
• Olivia Wilde Real name: Olivia Jane Cockburn
• Elton John
• Joaquin Phoenix
• John Legend
• Jennifer Aniston

 

Up against the wall you fuckers

[SammyAftershave]

I wonder what would Marion Morrison, Archibald Leach and Roy Fitzgerald have to say about this?

[Rick Sanchez C-137]

Fucking human rights getting in the way of just shooting people for a name change

 

Feel sorry for all the hollywood types who changed their names

 

• Katy Perry Real name Katheryn Elizabeth Hudson. ...
• Olivia Wilde Real name: Olivia Jane Cockburn
• Elton John
• Joaquin Phoenix
• John Legend
• Jennifer Aniston

Up against the wall you fuckers

Only if you change your name to a brown name, not a white name silly.

[Mook]

I think it's time for that meteorite to come & wipe us out.

 

[Ginny]

I think it's time for that meteorite to come & wipe us out.

 

Wow, the women's rights brigade will be all over that!

[Dr Nowt]

Aye, fucking shameful that.

 

I mean it's not even close, Krankie romped home.

[Section_31]

Ridiculous front page but to be fair I doubt May will be arsed, she seems to buzz off all that shit, always wearing leopard skin shoes and whatever else and wasn't she in Vogue or some bollocks recently? It's Sturgeon I feel sorry for. She may not be a lady, but she's all woman. 

[Paulie Dangerously]

I think it's time for that meteorite to come & wipe us out.

 

 

I saw this on Twitter last night.  Fucking hell. 

[thegreatelephant]

kin 'ell

 

[cloggypop]

[RedKnight]

That's Tory porn for Dacre that front page.

[Stickman]

I see Darcre's Wikipedia page has been hacked although it's kind of hard to tell where??

 

[AngryOfTuebrook]

It serves its purpose of distracting attention from the main headline - Savage cuts and xenophobic scapegoating trumpeted as a "Blueprint to Save the NHS"

[Rick Sanchez C-137]

 

Being a politician doesn't appear to be very good for your health.

[Section_31]

Ridiculous front page but to be fair I doubt May will be arsed, she seems to buzz off all that shit, always wearing leopard skin shoes and whatever else and wasn't she in Vogue or some bollocks recently? It's Sturgeon I feel sorry for. She may not be a lady, but she's all woman. 

 

Quelle surprise. 

 

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/theresa-may-legsit-daily-mail-front-page-a-bit-of-fun-a7654131.html

 

She knows which way her bread's buttered, plus she's got absolutely no balls. 

[Mook]

Quelle surprise. 

 

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/theresa-may-legsit-daily-mail-front-page-a-bit-of-fun-a7654131.html

 

She knows which way her bread's buttered, plus she's got absolutely no balls. 

 

The Daily Mail also providing conclusive proof that anyone using the phrase 'get a life' is a cunt of intergalactic proportions.