Remmie Vs The Stouff

[Remmie]

Decided to go with Stu's suggestion of coming up with 400 words of prose, with 10 randow words thrown in that have to be used. A poll shall decide the victor. Forgotten the deadline like s dipshit so I'll come back to that.

 

Those 10 random words can appear on this thread, so I'll have 2 each please from: RiS, Ezekial 25:17, Paul, Monty & Noos. If 1 of those twats take too long to come up with some words I'll just pick someone else who happens to be online at the time

[Stouffer]

This is gonna be a great test. Tie of the tournament nevermind the round.

 

Surely the victor will go on to be crowned champion.

[RedinSweden]

Decided to go with Stu's suggestion of coming up with 400 words of prose, with 10 randow words thrown in that have to be used. A poll shall decide the victor. Forgotten the deadline like s dipshit so I'll come back to that.

 

Those 10 random words can appear on this thread, so I'll have 2 each please from: RiS, Ezekial 25:17, Paul, Monty & Noos. If 1 of those twats take too long to come up with some words I'll just pick someone else who happens to be online at the time

 

Do you want the words posted on here or sent by pm?

[Remmie]

Decided on another stipulation as I went for a piss. We have to include a picture which will be randomly selected by the artist formally known as KarlB

 

RiS - Nah just post them here

[Elmyn Noos]

At first I was honoured, and now I'm just feeling the pressure of having to come up with just two words.

 

So, rather than use this as an opportunity to flex my vocabularic muscle, I'm going to pick two simple words that I hope will steer the prose in a direction I would like to see it go. Those two words being amongst my all time favourites: vagina (as in the term for the genitalia of the female of the species), and wellie (as in the shortened singular of the famed waterproof footwear, the Wellington boot).

[Remmie]

There's 2 words to pick dribble chins, get picking

[Remmie]

RR's words count as I'm get tired of waiting for the others. Come on RiS, get your act together...

 

So far we got:

 

Wellie

Vagina

Boss-eyed

Belly-button

[RedinSweden]

OK. My two words are:

 

SHED

 

and

 

MANGLE

[Ezekiel 25:17]

after not much deliberation at all I have gone for

 

Strudel and Camel, I like these words alot.

[Ezekiel 25:17]

after not much deliberation at all I have gone for

 

Strudel and Camel, I like these words alot.

 

If its allowed I would very much like to change Camel to CODPIECE.

[Remmie]

New word list:

 

Wellie

Vagina

Boss-eyed

Belly-button

Shed

Mangle

Strudel

Codpiece

 

Waiting on Paul or Monty, neither seem to be about and a picture from Karl. Haven't decided if I'm going to wait for them or go with someone else, so if you are someone I snubbed give it a go and I might pick your words and or picture instead

[rondeco]

I offer finger-nail and guillotine.

[Spy Bee]

[Remmie]

That'll do, just need a picture now, though I'll allow a few this time and not just pick the first one, unless it rules

[Elmyn Noos]

 

That picture is the best picture I've ever seen of anything anywhere. It's got action, it's got humour, it's got a monkey in a cowboy hat riding a fucking dog.

 

ace.

[Remmie]

I believe we have all the ingredients now. The pressure is on Von Stouffmeister and I got me some serious writers block!

[Remmie]

400(ish) words including:

 

Wellie

Vagina

Boss-eyed

Belly-button

Shed

Mangle

Strudel

Codpiece

Fingernail

Guillotine

 

plus

 

[rondeco]

That picture is the best picture I've ever seen of anything anywhere. It's got action, it's got humour, it's got a monkey in a cowboy hat riding a fucking dog.

 

ace.

 

I was gonna post a pic of boobies but Noos is right.

[RedinSweden]

Looking forward to this one.

[Bob]

this is going to be class, i wish i was involved in this challenge, i have no doubt i would be awesome. Anyone got any ideas i can use as my challenge against whoever it is i am drawn against, i know i am at home again and my brain wont work.

[RedinSweden]

this is going to be class, i wish i was involved in this challenge, i have no doubt i would be awesome. Anyone got any ideas i can use as my challenge against whoever it is i am drawn against, i know i am at home again and my brain wont work.

 

I'd like to see someone else do an MS paint challenge like mine and Karls.

[Remmie]

this is going to be class, i wish i was involved in this challenge, i have no doubt i would be awesome. Anyone got any ideas i can use as my challenge against whoever it is i am drawn against, i know i am at home again and my brain wont work.

Try being in the fucker, this one is well tricky, I'm particularly struggling with an idea of how to squeeze the Dog and Monkey picture in

[Remmie]

I'd like to see someone else do an MS paint challenge like mine and Karls.

I thought about incorporating that into part of this challenge but I think Stouff has serious history with his paint exploits that I couldn't touch

[Elmyn Noos]

Try being in the fucker, this one is well tricky, I'm particularly struggling with an idea of how to squeeze the Dog and Monkey picture in

 

I don't envy you Remmie. Tricky indeed. I'm a genius and even I would find it mildly diverting.

[RedinSweden]

I thought about incorporating that into part of this challenge but I think Stouff has serious history with his paint exploits that I couldn't touch

 

I think that is probably right. I don't envy you the task. Mind you, being up against wiggy isn't a walk in the park