Monarchy

[Numero Veinticinco]

7 minutes ago, AngryOfTuebrook said:

Closing all the businesses?

I mean, I guess if you add in the cost of closing every Costa coffee and Pret for a bank holiday, then you could probably come up with just about any figure. It’s not really the cost of the funeral or the cost of her lying in state or whatever. Even then, 6bn would take some examination. 

[Pete]

Is it all over now? Can we go back to worrying about the war in Ukraine, unprecedented heating & food prices and an evil Thatcher clone as PM?

[Anubis]

1 minute ago, Carvalho Diablo said:

What an incredibly stupid cow.

 

 

Its what Jairz nicknamed the Grief Olympics. People desperate to be seen to outdo other people’s demonstrations of grief.

 

I did say this was going to be Poppy Fascism on speed. 

[Chris]

2 minutes ago, Carvalho Diablo said:

What an incredibly stupid cow.

 

Watched an hour of the coverage while having my morning coffee and it's just a fucking massive idiot parade of people being interviewed by sky. 

[YorkshireRed]

Just now, Carvalho Diablo said:

What an incredibly stupid cow.

She thinks a two second glance at a dead woman, who might not even be in the box, who she’s never met, and who certainly wouldn’t know her name, is a better experience than having her children (assume she’s not even referring to the pain of childbirth).

 

That’s the results of brainwashing right there. Particularly when carried out on a fucking idiot. 

[bizzle10]

What a lovely day at least we will have warm memories while we freeze our nuts off in the coming winter

[Carvalho Diablo]

Listening to another twat on the BBC, "...and it doesn't matter if you're The Queen or a pauper"

 

Ffs just look at the twat. Medals up his shitter.

[Colonel Bumcunt]

1 hour ago, Carvalho Diablo said:

Prince Charles is well into his 70's, this isn't an inconsiderable walk for an old man dressed up in a load of military gear.

 

Just imagine if the unimaginable happened...

Good point, and it's perhaps a black mark against Liz for not considering the endurance exercise she would force on her 74 year old son by not retiring earlier. 

[Chip Butty]

5 minutes ago, Carvalho Diablo said:

What an incredibly stupid cow.

Hang on, this is the most important thing in the world, ever!

[Anubis]

Just now, Colonel Bumcunt said:

Good point, and it's perhaps a black mark against Liz for not considering the endurance exercise she would force on her 74 year old son by not retiring earlier. 

Unless she was planning on committing suicide at that point, this day would always have come, wouldn’t it? 

[Carvalho Diablo]

And now we go go to 90 year old Geoffrey at Windsor, he's demented and senile and rambling on about a fucking pantomime.

[Colonel Bumcunt]

1 hour ago, Tj hooker said:

Is anyone thinking we'll be going through all this bollocks in less than 10 years time ? 

It's strange but everyone seems to insist on THIS being the big one, and every other royal funeral will never be as big. 

But...aren't you mortally disrespecting the memory of the Queen by saying you won't be as arsed about her eldest son?  So, she's an ace queen, except her royal minge has ejected lesser beings? 

 

Anon Royalist dicks, don't mind me, I'm just clearing up around you, your logic is falling to bits. 

[Anubis]

Laughing my arse off here. Her magic wand looks exactly like that from a distance.

 

 

[Bjornebye]

 

[Anubis]

Could have made an effort to find a Union Jack backpack and bum bag.

[Gnasher]

2 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

 

Numero.

[Lario]

3 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

 

Nazi trainers!

 

The nerve...

[AngryOfTuebrook]

12 minutes ago, YorkshireRed said:

She thinks a two second glance at a dead woman, who might not even be in the box, who she’s never met, and who certainly wouldn’t know her name, is a better experience than having her children (assume she’s not even referring to the pain of childbirth).

 

That’s the results of brainwashing right there. Particularly when carried out on a fucking idiot. 

Maybe her kids are cunts.

[AngryOfTuebrook]

13 minutes ago, Chip Butty said:

Hang on, this is the most important thing in the world, ever!

The Chicxulub asteroid was nowt compared to an old woman's funeral.

[John102]

I've always thought people take videos on their phones of the strangest things. Are all them people taking pictures and videos of a coffin going past ever going to watch these videos again?

[Creator Supreme]

23 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

AAAAAANNNNNNNDDDDDDRRRRRRREEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWW!

[Gnasher]

Always one,

 

 

 

 

[Anubis]

1 minute ago, John102 said:

I've always thought people take videos on their phones of the strangest things. Are all them people taking pictures and videos of a coffin going past ever going to watch these videos again?

It’s more about posting it on social media to prove you were there, and how gutted you were.

[Bjornebye]

2nd story on the DM is a picture of Meghan Markle wiping away a tear. 6th story is about her earrings. Nope, no agenda at all..... 

[Gnasher]

2 minutes ago, Gnasher said:

Always one,

 

 

 

 

And another one,