Favourite Viz character

[KMD7]

Does anyone remember Brain Damage comic? I thought it was boss when I was a kid, but it was nowhere near as good as Viz.

 

Zit comic, too.

I remember smut. Is that still being going? Twatman and Bobbin were ace on it. Blue movie Stan as well

[cloggypop]

I only ever seem to buy Viz now when I am flying out of John Lennon airport. When you try and use the self service till in WH Smith it tells you that you need assistance as it is an age restricted product and everyone looks at you like you are buying a porno.

[Tony Moanero]

I remember smut. Is that still being going? Twatman and Bobbin were ace on it. Blue movie Stan as well

Nah, long gone.

[tokyojoe]

 

My feelings exactly.

[Tony Moanero]

Viz annuals are boss.

[Harry Squatter]

Anyone remember Randall and Diana (deceased). Basically a piss take of Randall and Hopkirk but some fella wearing a white suit and a paper mask of Princess Diana going round solving crimes?

[Dr Nowt]

"Why do they call her Posh Spice when I've seen posher birds on the check-out at Safeway?" was one of my favourite Letterbocks entries.

[Dr Nowt]

The Franklin Mint collection ones just always, always hit the spot too.

[Guest Pistonbroke]

Top Tips were ace. 

[Harry Squatter]

Couple of letters i remember were funny.

 

"Just seen that porn video of Jordan. I've just got one over Peter Andre because I've seen his wife's minge. He's never seen my wife's fanny".

 

"I'm on the bog having a shit. If any other readers are looking at this can you throw some bog roll up the stairs to me?"

[Harry Squatter]

Top tip:

 

Recreate that classic scene from Raiders of the lost ark by putting a hamster in a drainpipe and pushing a tennis ball into it until it runs out the other end.

 

Recreate a formula one race by buying a load of cigarette packets and glueing wheels to them and push them round a track without overtaking each other.

[Harry Squatter]

Top tip

 

Bob Carolgees. If spit the dog says the reception on your satellite dish is shite when you are watching the footy and asks you to get up on the roof to sort it out, tell him.to fuck off.

[AngryOfTuebrook]

Top Tips were ace.

Alcohol makes an ideal substitute for happiness.

[Mendoza]

[tokyojoe]

Top Ad:

 

Is your house on fire?

 

Call us today.

 

The Fire Brigade.

 

Dial 999.

[Dr Nowt]

[Dr Nowt]

[Dr Nowt]

 

This is from the Pro-Celebrity golf one where Mellie calls 'Bruce Fivesyth' a cheeky twat and punches his wig off, while also taking a dump in a sand bunker.

[Guest Pistonbroke]

Top tips.

 

GAMBLERS: For a new gambling opportunity, try sending £50 to yourself by Royal Mail.

 

PREVENT burglars stealing everything in the house by moving everything into your bedroom when you go to bed. In the morning, move it all back again.

 

SCROOGES: Save money at Christmas by returning last year's cards to the sender with the simple inscription "Same to you".

 

MICRA DRIVERS: Attach a lighted sparkler to the roof of your car before starting a long journey. You drive the thing like a sodding dodgem car anyway.

 

A POST-IT Note stuck beneath the nose is an ideal way to foil lip-readers.

 

TOWN COUNCILS: Reduce litter problems by issuing blind folk with pointy sticks.

 

CYCLISTS: Avoid getting a sore behind by simply placing a naan bread over your saddle. This will comfort your ride and when you return home, hey presto! A warm snack.

[AngryOfTuebrook]

The current edition has got a free 2017 Top Tips calendar.

[AngryOfTuebrook]

The top off a biro make an ideal Viking helmet for a worm.

 

Get rid of a red wine hangover by drinking a bottle of white wine.

[Mendoza]

[littletedwest]

[AngryOfTuebrook]

[Anubis]

 

The gypsy family in the strip were called the McO'Dougals, so they weren't even having a go at Romani gypsies, more the Irish travellers. Laughed my arse off at the 'controversy' it whipped up.