Bird fancying amnesty thread

[ISeeRed]

 

Very girly writing, incidentally. You would never find a bloke with handwriting like that.

Edited September 3, 2009 by ISeeRed

[Anubis]

Sarah Pennock plays an Asian mum in Eastenders? She doesn't look very Asian.

[torahboy]

Hows this for amnesty.

That asian bird from Eastenders.

The mum!

Just saw her scrubbing the floor on her hands and knees.

Toffee coloured tits shaking away!

 

 

 

Confectionist!

[Thants]

Not a chance. You may not like her, but amnesty is when the bird you like would make other people retch.

 

Exactly you fool

[redheart]

Gilly Goolden...posh wine bitch...I would give her tongue something new to taste

 

 

 

 

 

 

[RedinSweden]

Gilly Goolden...posh wine bitch...I would give her tongue something new to taste

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Look and learn, amnesty amateurs. Good work. i have bestowed rep on your worthy head.

[Paulie Dangerously]

Grace: Fuck me now Paulie, before I rip your' balls off

Dangerously: *gulp* yes ma'am

[The Acolyte]

Confectionist!

 

Bet them tits of hers are sweet as well!:yes:

[Fowlers God]

Havent read every last page, but has lady Gaga been mentioned. my Mrs reckons she has a dick or something, or she is actually a bloke,

 

still do it i reckon

[dirty_sanchez]

Grace: Fuck me now Paulie, before I rip your' balls off

Dangerously: *gulp* yes ma'am

 

I can totally see where you're coming from there. I'm not totally convinced that she's not a man though.

[stringvest]

I ended up serving her in Dixons a long time ago, and she is, or was, very attractive in the flesh. Very quiet and polite as well. Lenny Henry is a prick, but then we've established that on other threads.

 

I sat with her and Lenny at a wedding a few years ago. They were both lovely - very chatty and amusing. There was the biggest chocolate fountain ever at this wedding, she did ask for it to be wheeled to her for her sole delectation. Needless to say, this failed as my date for the evening is partial to a bit of sweet temptation as well....

[stringvest]

Finding it hard to peel my eyes of the screen now. An absolute goddess.

 

She looks like she's in the process of being swallowed by a chav DFS sofa there.

[The Acolyte]

I can totally see where you're coming from there. I'm not totally convinced that she's not a man though.

 

She was too much even for Dolph Lundgren!

[The Acolyte]

I sat with her and Lenny at a wedding a few years ago. They were both lovely - very chatty and amusing. There was the biggest chocolate fountain ever at this wedding, she did ask for it to be wheeled to her for her sole delectation. Needless to say, this failed as my date for the evening is partial to a bit of sweet temptation as well....

 

Should've wheeled it to her, especially if she had a low cut top on so when has a taste some of the chocolate could drip down between those big soft breasts. She then puts a finger down there, scooping it out slowly, she then.........

 

Sorry I have to keep the rest of that for myself!

[Mendoza]

[Hand Shandy]

You're watching ITV at the moment, aren't you?

[Mendoza]

You're watching ITV at the moment, aren't you?

 

:whistle:

[Hand Shandy]

Ha ha ha! Knew it.

 

Of course, I only know that because I too am watching ITV. Or at least my wife is.

 

That's my story and I'm sticking to it!

[Mendoza]

She fits in quite well on that housing estate. Proably borderline amnesty as she scrubs up quite well

 

[Section_31]

Not sure about Mel B's amnesty credentials, I doubt there's many men would knock her back if she came up them in a club all scrubbed up and grabbed their sack.

[Mendoza]

To be honest i probably wouldnt notice if she had a head if she came up to me in just her bra and pants.

[cochyn]

Yeah, but; "Crab paste"!

[Ezekiel 25:17]

 

[Mendoza]

I quite fancied the bare midriff girl in the latest episode of Curb Your Enthusiasm. Massive norks on her.

 

[stringvest]

She fits in quite well on that housing estate. Proably borderline amnesty as she scrubs up quite well

 

 

She did a poo in front of a friend of mine once