Bird fancying amnesty thread

[Steve Holt]

 

[Captain]

We were doing well on the amnesty thing, Sabbathfan ...

[Trumo]

Michelle Mcmanus

 

Don't know if she is in here but i was watching something on the telly last and she appeared and i thought to myself, yes i would give her one.

 

Really? I think her cock handling skills extend to putting it in a long bun, smearing fried onions, mustard and ketchup over the lot, then swallowing it whole. Rather you than me mate.

[Steve Holt]

We were doing well on the amnesty thing, Sabbathfan ...

 

Tell my mates that. They think I'm nuts. Prefer her to Eva Longoria. No one else I know rates her.

[Lucky Pierre]

Tell my mates that. They think I'm nuts. Prefer her to Eva Longoria. No one else I know rates her.

I'm with your mates on this one.

[Steve Holt]

I'm with your mates on this one.

 

Then you've proven me correct in putting her here.

[AngryOfTuebrook]

And keeping on the weather presenting theme

 

I've said it before and I'll say it again - unless she's got a cock she will NEVER belong on an Amnesty thread!

[AngryOfTuebrook]

Bogman - Watch and learn!

[L19red]

always had a bit of a thing for tanya off early doors, but could only find a picture of her in casualty

 

[Hooch]

 

??

[dirty_sanchez]

That's a mental amount of cellulite.

[Stu Monty]

I've said it before and I'll say it again - unless she's got a cock she will NEVER belong on an Amnesty thread!

 

I'm questioning whether even her having a cock makes her amnesty material.

 

I reckon probably not.

[RedinSweden]

 

 

Even if your mates think you are mad, she has no place on an amnesty thread. She is my favourite of the housewives. The dirty minx.

[dirty_sanchez]

Although I had to look closely to make sure that those were her pants and not her pubes.

[Anny Road]

Not sure if she is in here or even if I require an amnesty but Kate Silverton does things to my loins on in the mornings. BBC breakfast.

She is like those sexy secretaries in old wank mags. Dead mucky I wager.

[redheart]

That is not anmesty material you retard fucker...49 pages and some of you still haven't grasped the nature of this thread

[dirty_sanchez]

Oh I don't know, I think Kate Silverton is actually a bit of a beast.

[L19red]

Not sure if she is in here or even if I require an amnesty but Kate Silverton does things to my loins on in the mornings. BBC breakfast.

She is like those sexy secretaries in old wank mags. Dead mucky I wager.

 

 

 

 

you fail on two counts, first kate silverton is bloody gorgeous and second you've posted an image from the S*n.

[fowler9]

http://img2.timeinc.net/ew/dynamic/imgs/020718/164130__sterling_l.jpg

 

im a sick sick person

[Anny Road]

That is not anmesty material you retard fucker...49 pages and some of you still haven't grasped the nature of this thread

I know what an amnesty is you mong. What you meant to say is I too have the same strange tastes as you.

[Anny Road]

you fail on two counts, first kate silverton is bloody gorgeous and second you've posted an image from the S*n.

Where does it say the s**. There is noone on this planet and I mean no-one who has observed the s** boycott more than me. I google searched an image and copied and pasted it You can fuck right off you self righteous prick.

 

Edit I see it now in properties. But fuck off all the same That is bullshit.

[Lucky Pierre]

Where does it say the s**. There is noone on this planet and I mean no-one who has observed the s** boycott more than me. I google searched an image and copied and pasted it You can fuck right off you self righteous prick.

 

Edit I see it now in properties. But fuck off all the same That is bullshit.

People normally apologise when that's pointed out to them. Just saying.:whistle:

[fowler9]

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2181/2068877972_73c82b0669_o.jpg

 

i must be the only person in the world who loves that

[L19red]

Where does it say the s**. There is noone on this planet and I mean no-one who has observed the s** boycott more than me. I google searched an image and copied and pasted it You can fuck right off you self righteous prick.

 

Edit I see it now in properties. But fuck off all the same That is bullshit.

 

just no need. I was pointing it out because I thought you had made a genuine mistake that could easily be corrected not because I think you are a murdoch subscriber. Stop having a fucking hissy fit and edit your post.

[Anny Road]

l19red I apologise. Too late to edit my post but I am sorry all the same.

Too many Speckled Hens last night and I was a bit fighty.

Please except my apology I should not have gone off on one like that.