Bird fancying amnesty thread

[Croque Monsieur]

Ugly Betty.

 

Baam.

 

Can't really accept that as she actually looks like this:

 

 

Not amnesty material.

[TheBitch]

I meant Betty, its a fine line.

[Croque Monsieur]

I meant Betty, its a fine line.

 

I realise what you meant, but underneath all the make-up she's a decent looking bird. It's really not amnesty is it, cos you know you'd be banging a tasty sort who's just been made to look a bit rough. Now if you'd said that bird off the new show 'Miranda' you would've had fine amnesty material:

 

 

I wouldn't touch that with yours!

[Anubis]

Australian author, and feminist Kathy Lette. She coud stop my contribution to the feminist debate from dribbling down her chin.

 

 

[Guest The Big Green Bastard]

Australian author, and feminist Kathy Lette. She coud stop my contribution to the feminist debate from dribbling down her chin.

 

 

 

Almost perfect double for Ruby Wax, defo amnesty material.

[Section_31]

Fucking hell Ruby Wax, I bet she was a goer back in the day.

[The-Sir]

 

Cleo Rocos.

[Trumo]

I would suggest Jackie Brambles.

 

 

 

Though being a Loose Woman, she probably has a growler like a bat cave during a thunderstorm.

[WaltonRed]

Oh Pete, Cleo is lovely I have to agree with you there mate and she'd be filthy too.

[dirty_sanchez]

She was fit back in the day. She's still pretty tidy as older ladies go. I'm leaning towards amnesty denied for Rocos.

[Hand Shandy]

Cleo Rocos amnesty? Get to fuck!

 

Definite MILF material, and has got tremendous tits.

 

[Monster Masch]

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Joke

[TheBitch]

Jesus wept, that is amnesty.

[Trumo]

Trying to think where the link to the word "bird" is coming from there. Ah, that's it!

 

Susan Boyle --> Bernard Manning --> Bernard Matthews --> Turkey = Bird

 

 

 

 

Bootiful.

[airbags]

 

 

Katie Taylor. Champion Irish Boxer. Id let her beat the lugs of me anytime.

[Anubis]

Oh yeah, that's amnesty.

[The-Sir]

 

 

Katie Taylor. Champion Irish Boxer. Id let her beat the lugs of me anytime.

 

She looks the spit of Nando. And for that reason, I'm in.

[Josef Svejk]

 

 

Katie Taylor. Champion Irish Boxer. Id let her beat the lugs of me anytime.

 

Woman in O'Neills gear means no. Nothing in O'Neills will ever merit positive attention...

[airbags]

Woman in O'Neills gear means no. Nothing in O'Neills will ever merit positive attention...

 

I find it quite kinky actaully. I might ask the next tramp I take home with me to put on a pair of O' Neills shorts for me. Maybe even convince her to wear a pair of football boots as well.

[The Dude Abides]

 

 

Katie Taylor. Champion Irish Boxer. Id let her beat the lugs of me anytime.

 

Hardly amnesty material.

 

[AngryOfTuebrook]

I meant Betty, its a fine line.

Piss off. I wasn't allowed to get away with it when I tried to submit Ronni Ancona (on the strength of some of the gronks she pretends to be).

[Anubis]

Hardly amnesty material.

 

 

Nope. Still definitely amnesty. All that's missing is a hairy wart on the chin.

[Mendoza]

A special treat for all you kim fans

 

[Strontium]

 

 

Eric Bristow needs a better wig.

[Trumo]

A special treat for all you kim fans

 

 

That water was once crystal clear.