Bird fancying amnesty thread

[Duff Man]

[Guest Jay W]

I hate veiny tits...

[King Gheedorah]

I hate veiny tits...

 

 

Pssh, you still would.

[Duff Man]

Jane Goldman - Old Wossy's wife, great twins.

 

 

Good shout. Sometimes she looks really hot, like in that picture. Then other times she looks really minging. ala

 

[Guest TK-421]

I'll have that one on the right, proper amnesty material.

[Wig]

Anyone?

 

 

 

I know i would.

[Duff Man]

I would Wig. Who is it? I recognise her but can't put a name to the bint.

[Red Dawn]

Helen Mirren...although I think I'm proud of this

 

 

[Duff Man]

Helen Mirren is fine vintage bintage.

[Wig]

I would Wig. Who is it? I recognise her but can't put a name to the bint.

 

Miranda Richardson. You might know her better as . . . . . .

 

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She's been in everything though from Black Adder to Harry Potter.

[theghost]

I went out with a girl for 6 months because she had a volvo p1800. She was quite possibly the blandest person i have met, but she drove an ace car and was a ninja in bed.

 

 

My dad has one of those in his garage. fucking ACE

[CharleyKnight]

Miranda Richardson is fucking fine. I wouldn't even put her on here. Something about that woman really pushes the Knights buttons and I would bum her into the middle of next week.

[CharleyKnight]

Kate Humble

 

 

 

(As Kate is a daytime TV fixture these days I am betting that Charley Knight probably has a back catalogue of Animal Safari episodes on vid to fill the gaps between Cash in the Attic and Countdown!).

 

It's not Cash in The Attic mate, its boot sale treasure hunt that I wank over. Ruth England, oh my fuckin word.

[RedinSweden]

My dad has one of those in his garage. fucking ACE

 

Is he called Sara?

[CharleyKnight]

 

Emma Thompson. Brilliant Actress and tidy as well. I reckon she'd be a proper laugh as well. And a demon in the sack.

[TonyTNT]

Dawn French... tits like two gola fly aways, round, funny, always has a terry's chocolate orange in her pocket, that is all.

[Strontium]

Esther McVey:

 

 

Would definitely get it.

[Bert]

Saw this thread the other day and just remembered to add to it.

Dont know if someone has already "had" her but Lorraine Kelly for me. Dont know why but I'd love to rag her senseless

[Michael Howard]

Esther McVey:

 

 

Would definitely get it.

 

You class traitor !!

[Strontium]

You class traitor !!

Meh, she's a posh bird, but she went to the same school as my sister, so I ain't deviating too far from my social stratum :santa:

[Moschops II]

Anyone?

 

 

 

I know i would.

 

Why the fuck would you need an amnesty for Miranda Richardson? She's the sexiest lesbian in England.

[CharleyKnight]

Why the fuck would you need an amnesty for Miranda Richardson? She's the sexiest lesbian in England.

 

is she a lesbian? Fuck off! I don't know whether to be more aroused or gutted.

[Red Mist]

Watching the snooker lately, here's presenter Hazel Irvine. By no means a stunner, but boy would I bang her without hesitation. I'd like her to talk to me dirty in that sexy Scottish voice.

 

[Owen]

Does Lucy Porter count?

 

 

[madstock]

Does Lucy Porter count?

 

If she does, I'm in. Proverbially.